HEY YOU MAGGOT
STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND DRAW ME YOUR GAME TABLE WAR FACE IN MS PAINT. YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES TO PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO ME IN THE SAME MANNER THAT YOU'D USE AGAINST YOUR BBEG, OTHER WARGAME OPPONETS OR GOD HELP YOU THAT SACK OF SHIT JACKASS WHO PLAYS A CHAOTIC NEUTRAL KENDER.
THIS IS NOT A REQUEST, THIS IS AN ORDER.
Done with 3 minutes to spare.
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT?
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WALKED IN AND FARTED IN THE ROOM AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO GET UP AND PUNCH THEM IN THE GUT TO MAKE THEM INHALE THAT SHIT BACK IN. THATS THE KIND OF FACE I SHOULD BE MAKING WHILE I WATCH THAT TRAINWRECK YOU CALL YOUR LIFE HAPPENING IN REAL TIME RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. YOU ARE THE KIND OF UTTER BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT THAT MAKES ME STAY AWAKE AT NIGHT WONDERING WHAT MY PURPOSE IN THE UNIVERSE IS WHEN IT ALLOWS SHITSTAINS LIKE YOU TO CHURN OUT THIS KIND OF HOT SEWAGE THAT BARELY PASSES AS ART. SERIOUSLY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE OF COLLECTED HORSE ASS? WHAT ARE YOU THE TWINKLETOED KING OF WHEAT WHO CANT STAND TO BE MORE THAN FIVE FEET AWAY FROM FIBEROUS GOODS? NOT ONLY HAVE YOU BROUGHT UTTER SHAME AND DISSAPOINTMENT TO ME WITH THIS WASTE OF EFFORT, I AM BEGINNING TO THINK YOU DID NOT USE MS PAINT TO USE THIS EITHER. ARE YOU A SACK OF SHIT OR ARE YOU A GOD DAMN LIAR, PRIVATE? TRICK QUESTION DIPSHIT YOU'RE BOTH.
FUCK YOU, OP
WHY YOU LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL SMEAR OF SHIT I AUGHT TO DROPKICK YOUR ASS SO HARD INTO THE GROUND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THE SLANTED EYED DEVILS ON THE OTHER SIDE. IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS ME MAN THE FUCK UP AND OPEN YOUR GOD DAMN MSPAINT AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF. IF NOT YOU CAN SCURRY YOUR USELESS WASTE OF HUMAN SPUNK DOWN THE NEAREST DRAIN WHERE YOU'LL HOPEFULLY FIND SOME KIND OF BETTER FUTURE FOR WHATEVER LITTLE BIT OF A WORTHLESS LIFE YOU HAVE LEFT. MAYBE YOU'LL WIND UP AS A WAITRESS IN STARBUCKS. NOT A GIRL YOU SAY? WELL COLOUR ME SURPRISED YOU CERTAINLY FOOLED ME BEING SUCH A HUGE BLEEDING PUSSYFART AND ALL. NOW EITHER BUCK UP AND SHUT UP OR GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE.
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NOT HALF BAD BUT I THINK YOU'RE HOLDING BACK KINDA LIKE HOW YOURE HOLDING BACK THOSE REPRESSED MEMORIES THAT HAVE LED YOU DOWN YOUR LIFE TO BECOMING THE BASEMENT DWELLING FAILURE YOU ARE. SHOW ME YOU REALLY MEAN IT. GET MAD. MAD LIKE HOW YOU WOULD FEEL IF I ATE CHEETOS BEFORE HANDLING YOUR BOOKS AND FIGURINES.
HOT SASSY TITS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS IMAGE. DID YOU POST A WARFACE OR DID YOU JUST SLAP A FACE ONTO A KOOLAID-SOAKED BROOM? THE MAN IN THE PICTURE HAS THE RIGHT IDEA TO KEEP HIS DISTANCE FROM THIS SHAMBLING ABOMINATION FROM JAPAN. CLEARLY NUKING YOU TWICE DIDN'T DO THE JOB, IT ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE.
RICK, THE PRINGLES GUY, RAICHU AND PIGPEN WALK INTO A THREAD AND TRY TO SHOW THEIR WAR FACES. I THINK RICK BEST DESCRIBES WHAT I THINK OF THIS. FOUR POINTS FOR EFFORT.
IS THIS ONE OKAY SIR?
NOW THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE GLAZED LOOK OF A DIABOLICAL KILLER. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY CALL ME A PRIEST. THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE SCARES ME TO THE CORE BECAUSE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT HIS BRAIN HAS EFFECTIVELY SHUT ITSELF OFF AND NOW THE ONLY THING HE HAS GOING ON IN THAT SKULL OF HIS IS THE DRIVE TO GO OUT AND RIP AND TEAR AS MANY LIVING THINGS AS HE POSSIBLY CAN. THATS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO STRANGLED KITTENS WHEN HE WAS A CHILD. ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE HE HAS NOT DESTROYED EVERYONE WITHIN ARMS REACH. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE TERROR IN THE EYES OF THE MAN SEATED TO HIS RIGHT, FOR HIS HAT POINTS ONE WAY BUT HIS FACE IS SKEWED SLIGHTLY ENOUGH TO LOOK. THIS IS THE TRUE FACE OF HORROR LADIES, YOU'D BEST LEARN IT.
JESUS H. CHRIST WHEN THE FUCK DID DRAGONS BECOME JAMAICAN?
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PRIVATE, I AM HONORED BY THIS TRIBUTE YOU HAVE OFFERED TO ME BECAUSE IT SINCERELY ENCAPSULATES ALL THE HORRORS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHILE I TRY TO GET IT THROUGH THE THICK FUCKING HEADS OF YOU BUNCH OF DEGENERATES THAT THE POINT OF THE THREAD IS TO SHOW ME _YOUR_ WARFACE AND NOT DRAW FANTASTIC OFFERINGS TO ME. THAT BEING SAID I WILL MAKE SURE TO PUT THIS ONTO MY REFRIGERATOR SO I CAN CHERISH THIS WITH EVERY TIME I VISIT. YOU ARE FORGIVEN FROM THIS ONE FUCK UP, BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO IT AGAIN AND INSTEAD DRAW ME YOUR WAR FACE, MAGGOT.
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S-sir, I'm taking a shit, sir!
WHAT IN THE FUCKING SHIT IS WITH THAT DEAD LOOK ON YOUR
>FATAL
nope
A'IGHT YA GIT, IS DAT A PROPPA WARFACE? DA BOSS SED ITZ DA MEANIST AN' GREENEST 'ES EVER SEEN!
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PRIVATE? IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES SHINING A GODDAMN FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR FACE WHICH HONESTLY WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME SINCE THERES NOTHING BUT A VOID BETWEEN THOSE EARS THAT YOU FAILED TO DRAW FOR ME. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ATE A FUCKING LEMON AND SMELLED A RIPE FART AT THE SAME TIME. SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO UNFUCK YOUR FACE AND TRY AGAIN WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE EFFORT (WHICH HONESTLY MIGHT BE A LOT FOR A TOP TIER FUCKUP LIKE YOURSELF.)
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NOW THAT RIGHT THERE IS A PROPER GOD DAMN WARFACE. LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO KILL YOUR SORRY ASS JUST FOR THE EXPERIENCE POINTS YOU GREEN SKINNED LOW CHALLENGE RATING LOOT BAG. I HAVE TO QUESTION WHY THE FUCK YOU AREN'T CARRYING A PROPER WEAPON LIKE A BLUNDERBUSS SINCE YOU DECIDED TO GO FOR THE PIRATE LOOK BUT IN ALL REALITY THE ODDS ARE YOU CHOSE TO BE A BUTT PIRATE INSTEAD AND CLEARLY WANT TO RAM PEOPLE WITH THAT SHITTY LITTLE ROD OF YOURS YOU CALL A HAMMER. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SO GOD DAMN UGLY, THATS HOW YOU MAKE A PROPER WARFACE. TOO BAD YOU FUCKED IT UP LIKE THE MAJORITY OF THE POSTERS IN THIS THREAD AND DIDN'T DO IT IN MSPAINT.
WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN MINUTE WHO THE FUCK LET YOU INTO THE ARMOU-
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I don't need a warface, whenever a player, or DM, this will scare the shit out of them...
It WILL happen when you need a good roll and you know it
pretty sure op is dead
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HA-HA! TIME FOR WAR!
Well damn, I take the time to do it in MS paint, and the faggot's already gone
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I took an extra minute just to make sure I did it right.
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Wut?
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Bane?
a lot of detail for a hired artist
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You bastards killed the gunny
GET A MEDIC
Too be fair he was a butt
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holy shit you must be salty
Mfw none of my Drill Instructors were as funny as GySgt Ermey
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Why did you insult Gunny? Gunny is best Sarge 10/10
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SIR YES SIR
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Sir you might wana take a look at this:
One of the Spec Ops guys are fraternizing and flirting with one of those elves.
This is quite disturbing.
Please Sergeant Gunny, comeback!