Hungi

>The Mushroom race is growing people
How does this affect your setting?

Soon someone will leave their human-field unattended for too long and the infestation will permanently upheave mushroom society. They doom themselves with their folly.

But they harvest the head before they can grow bodies.

Do they use them as drugs?

We're playing Engine Heart, so this is the best news we've had all week.

>mushroom race
>is "growing"
>

Farming then.

If those-a mushrooms think-a that they can-a screw-a around-a with us-a they-a gotta another-a thing-a coming.

So... what kind of humans get you tripping?

The dark ones.

Hippies presumably

Are mushroom people especially common? I've never even mentioned one in passing in my campaigns.

They were kind of popularized by Dark Souls, and they've got a bit of a following. Sort of like kobolds but without as much sexual implications.

>that what /v/ actually believe

Just as long as they don't start growing black people.

they are in the underdark

>The Mushroom race is growing people

Why?

Hunger

Wait arnt mushroom heads like their genitals.

If the Hungi farm humans, wouldnt they harvest the penis or breast?

And if the harvest the head? Would they make hair spaghetti?

This new knowledge upsets me.

A people-farmer discovers that some people are simply superior to other people, and so begins the campaign to cull all lesser breeds of people in favor of the "Nayra" crop.

His company goes down as one of the titans that shaped farming, his name will forever be remembered as Reltih.

The Human Liberation Front finds out that the Mushrooms don't fuck around.

Consider what fruits are.

>wouldnt they harvest the penis or breast?
This might surprise you user, but breasts aren't genitals. Women have vaginas brah.

Dude literally everything you eat that isn't meat is basically the reproductive parts of an organis.

Veggies? Seeds. Fruit? Seeds.

A euphemism for semen is "Seed" for a reason.

Hey OP, they are calling for you in /quest/

Plant fetuses?

Is that Spock there in the middle?

No, fetuses is like idunno, wheat sprouts? I dunno if people eat that as a specific food.

No, a fruit is an engorged vulva basically.

>No, a fruit is an engorged vulva basically.
I don't know if it's your lack of knowledge regarding plants, human anatomy, or both; but you are very wrong.

Humans can spring up overnight, it's crazy.

Been my favorite race for years.

Hey retard. They're calling you in /reddit/

>Women have vaginas
They do?

Yeah, back of the knee

This just makes me want to buy a big bag of peaches, but the fruit is more of the womb where the pit or seed is the unborn

>doesnt know breast are still sex characteristic

user, so you sleeped in sex edu class?

>doesnt know breast are still sex characteristic

user, so you slept in sex edu class?

I know, right?