This cursed bag contains your insides

Does this mean I can store explosives in my abdomen?

Given all the stomach problems I've had in the last 18 months my first thought was "Shit son that would be really fucking useful."

Maybe your insides are still inside, but are also inside the bag via portal magic?

>Organs in two places at once. Wat do.

Hey, fucker! Where'd you put my cursed jar with my brain again?

You can store them right now. You just need to put them in your ass and press. It won't be comfortable, but it is something.

I put it in a storage unit at a comfortable temperature. Nobody knows about this and you can keep a storage unit closed for years and nobody gives a second thought.

I bet this is work of some Chaotic Evil cult.

>This cursed bag contains your sides
Now I can laugh all I want without fear of losing them accidentally in the process.

What's the definition of "your" in this case?

Can i technically give it to someone I hate and set it on fire or something?

user that would still probably hurt like shit

How did you fuck up saving a gif?

Everything is.

Hey, I didn't even mentioned the possibility of performing self-surgery!
The risks aren't even that high after you anaesthetize yourself!
They totally are.

>Everything is a forced fetish insertion by the DM
Not really, no.

That cursed bag is called your skin, fleshie.

!!

>!!

What did he mean by this?

>give it to the healer
>he can now heal you at range
>until the dickass thief steals it and stabs me

>Give it to the barbarian
>He starts throwing the contents at people during combat.

> This must be the work of an enemy Stand!

Great, they need a good cleaning.

A briefcase full of guts, you say?

youtube.com/watch?v=WyVnGbSXIGc

That means it's on fire

I'mma go grab an icecream scoop and lose a hundred pounds of fat real quick

>OH NO!
>OH MY GOD!

ㅋㅋㅋ

Fucking spoopers

>A game where your DM makes everything a fetish.

c'mon man, when has it not been an enemy stand?

...

Okay, now I know those "japan can't get any weirder" memes are wrong.

I take it you haven't read Franken Fran.
I mean, he didn't even do anything to the parts, really, he just put them in a jar with a couple of tubes. It can get much weirder than that.

During world war 2

>Implying 「Кaтюшa」 wasn't the main reason of Soviet successes

>pour molten diamonds into bag
>insides immune to all damage

Why would you want to fill yourself with charcoal, user?

>close it

Plot twist: The cursed bag is your body

Aaaaaaaand that's the last time I let the wizard test a spell on me...

molten diamonds trickle trickle trickle

>insert penis

>The cursed gun is inside you

First, diamond doesn't melt.
Second, diamond vapor is like 4000 degrees at atmospheric pressure.

>First, diamond doesn't melt.
Oh yes they do user. Go look it up, it's kind of interesting.

How would you spin this into a silver age super hero disadvantage?

this
and wear protective gear when pouring it in.

Effectively turns you into a lichlike super, and the only way to break your invulnerability is by damaging you through the bag.

It'd certainly make surgery easier, though it seems like the only advantage there is not having to cut open and resew the skin. Keep the entire area sterilized and just don't invite infection with an open or sewed shut wound, preserving the barrier between guts and outside world.

Other than that, assuming the guts are also still inside you, it would allow multiple surgeons to work on the same area. If they're in sync enough, they can potentially perform some crazy surgery stuff by working in tandem in the same spot without getting in each other's way.

videodrome?

Yes

Oh, so -that's- where the necromancer put her insides. Fuck it, she's gotten along fine without them anyway. It's just more volume to get shot off of her anyway.

figs dad 4 u

HA! Finally, I can prove that bitch wrong that said I didn't have a heart!

You call that magical realm? THIS is magical realm

Clearly those are not my insides. I don't see the Twix I ate a minute ago.