Who's the absolute worst player you've ever met?

Me.
Let me explain.

> Play MTG, build good decks, take up tried and true deck lists practice good strategy.
> Never take higher than 11th unless someone drops or dqs. Always get weak hands and have been mana screwed in EVERY TOURNAMENT.
> People who play me get great cards in packs they draw and usually place high.
> Don't really care though- I make good friends, and while I play to win every time I feel like I am born to lose.

>Warmahordes
> Play old Skorne Bronzeback beat mangled metal list
> It's fucking fail proof
> Use good strategy
> See more snake eyes than a viper breeder
> Opponents get more boxcars than a fucking transcontinetal railroad
> Great Friend Goes to fucking Poland for pro tour and takes third
> Still don't mind shitty luck but make friends so I don't mind.

> Warhammer 40k
> Build Eldar Flying Circus Jetseer Council
> Build Necron Airshow
> Same old story
> But some how manage to one shot a falcon once with a fucking singing spear
> But I make good friends and have fun
> Paint jobs are also usually solid.

> Playing any pnp as player
> Play for fun
> Want to build a character with story and some strength build
> Usually get bad rolls
> Characters often die in hilarious ways that bring the party together

> Be GM or hell QM
> Player Rolls some how become epic
> Veeky Forums even noted phenomena where my luck was so bad that players would somehow manage to steal the luck of other quests
> Write ornate stories
> Do tons of building
> For things that never get explored
> Never get seen
> Never get used.
> Storylines I want to try are dashed aside quickly in favor of wild cards
> I don't care this is about the players and their story in the setting that I have given them, even if it means them tearing the damn thing apart.
> My luck is bad always

More to come

This is why I don't let women play in my RPG campaigns. It's safer that way, and we don't miss out on anything by excluding them.

You can't just say that and not go into detail, you mong.

Storytime now.

That dude who held up the 3.5 campaign for 45 minutes arguing with the DM that he could jump 300 feet into the air and skip the whole tower because "he had the stats".

I never bothered learning his name.

This.
archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33785427/#33799465

Shitty storytiem incoming

>archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33785427/#33799465

This fucking thread...

pickpocketing a ghost is very impressive

continued

> Play obscure card game (WWE RAW DEAL if you want to know, shit was fun as fuck)
> Always play fun decks, but ones that are viable
> Always get ass kicked
> Pull fucking the most epic of cards
> Like the god damned black lotus of fucking Raw Deal
> Build the deck as god intended
> Only take fourth because I fucked up so bad, but I built the deck and played it
> Let friend try deck,
> Cardgame dies a few months after sadly.

> Try Larping- well sort of larping, it's more of a combat league
> Try to use family lineage blah blah blah
> Buy stuff go to tournies
> Apparently there are rules to kicking ass
> Do okay but lose every time
> Also black knight gear and austrian ancestry sure do not fucking help.

> Try Larping again
> come up with a metric fuck ton of back story
> Make interesting cultures and use tables
> I fucking love making tables
> Do all the set up work
> Have to move, not sure if larp community pans out
> Also friends politics change, hasn't talked to me since a few years ago

> Further Back in the past
> Get into heroclicks
> Get fucking Phoenix, Good Hulk, and fucking Captain Marvel
> So much good shit
> don't know how to use it
> Get ass curbed stomped
> Give models to friend who knows how to use em.

As of now, I haven't found a play group and I want to do a Shoggy GM esq game of only war that turns into DH/RT but I don't know how that will pan out.

Sorry for only green text and not being other guys story time.

Though I know a really terrible player who could very well have transformed into the ultimate version of that guy, if you all wish to tell you his story.

How bad is he? Share the tale.

>pickpocket ghost
>"you get some ghostly lint and a phantasmal button."

I had something similar
He was a friend of one of my player and also his old GM. I'm always a bit reluctant to invite other Forever GMs at my table / campaigns because I know how they can feel. You feel like you could do better than the GM you currently have, you over-analyse every single thing, I get it, they want to have their hands in it.

But this guy, this guy was something else.

He wanted to put his fucking lore and setting into mine. Being the idiot that I am, I tried to make compromises, because I didn't want to refuse him and basically say to his friend "It didn't work out, your friend wanted to setting-fuck this campaign"

Anyway, his homebrew setting was his little baby. It was a low fantasy not-Asia basically, with a lot of spiritual stuff thrown into it. Cool thing in itself, but this doesn't go well in a nearly-no-magic not-Western America and not-Russia setting.

This tried everything to be the "Asian men coming from a distant land for no reasons except show everyone how cool he is"

So I thought, alright, this guy want to play the Asian guy of the group, I can deal with that, he's not gonna steal the show, he seems like a reasonable person.

But when the RP was on, that guy searched every reasons to explain to us his setting. He was like a bad car seller trying to explain the theology of his far and distant land.

But even then I tried to stand my ground, to not get off tracks and see it as a challenge for my setting. For being such a talker, NPCs began to get hostile with him, some even thinking he was lying or that he was some kind of missionary.

The group began to get tired of him. His friend was trying to cool things off, but when a group can't find a place to stay for the night because it harbours "one of those people", it's really easy to want to throw him off.

Our dear weeb got angry at me, saying that, because my setting was unwelcoming during the RP, he didn't want to play.

This is when he got off. Felt good.

His name was Todd, and he was a real fucker.

Came here to post this.

It was a Changeling the Lost LARP at the University which consisted of mostly people who didn't like the other Changeling game on campus. (The drama runs deep up there)

Anyways, this player who I will call Asshat makes a low-clarity annoyingly power hungry autumn courtier (after losing the sheet of an equally annoying rat character). On the whole my character (a Wizened Soldier in Summer) never really came into contact with his characters usually I tried to avoid his characters like the plague IC and OOC.

Anyways, Asshat's character was eventually made Autumn King (pulling shit that ticked off ST's bigtime) and became the freehold's leader during the fall game. It was announced that he was going use his position to force the freehold to swear fealty to HIM.

This would not fly IC or OOC, thus the entirety of Summer (the largest court with 7 active members) mobilized to kick his ass during council. Needless to say, Summer managed to obliterate him. IC and OOC Asshat goes ballistic, and afterwards continues to run around the area yelling and harassing everyone playing. So we call campus police and have him banned from the area.

He is a good friend. Like from high school.

But as a player?

Fucking god damn horrible bullsht jeebus crabs.

Recently as a person?
Dear god son holy shit he went from dim witted decent chap to unhinged stupid why would you do that.

As a player he had no real strategy.

He could never build a character.

But he was our friend and he would be interesting and helpful at times.

Basically he was the big dumb kill shit button.

No matter what the setting or environment.

Sometimes he would try to wax political which would be nightmarish because his politics are quite literally seth rogan levels of "Dude weed- weed dude! Science!"

When we played mtg- well, basically he was like a really shitty johnny or a terrible terrible timmy. Our old MTG play circle was a Spike group. He would mostly build lazy decks with our help. I think we enabled his laziness.

So for examples

3.5: We build him a min max easy play druid
PF: WIZAARD
Shadowrun: Troll Tank
ASoIaF: Fighter

In combat he would always take care of us. Like a wonderful loving guard dog because he always got stupid amazing rolls and we built his stuff for him.

Out of combat well-- Pick a story

> 3.5 I almost accidentally killed all the town elders by using a wand, he makes it worse by horrible political manuvering

> ASoIaF: He almost burns down high garden by destroying a historic church

> ASoIaF: Almost sells a rightful heir to pirates

> Shadorun: Three words : Didn't Geek Mage

> PF: WIZAAAAAAAAARDD Demands bitches and beer!

His antics can be funny in small doses- but they happen to often.

Also his personal life has spiraled out of control recently. He divorced his awesome (albiet chubby) red headed wife and left his daughter with her and his planning to move out of state. I almost wonder if he cares about his daughter at times.

I won't embellish any details...
>Guy from my hometown
>has a massive forehead that makes him look like a caveman
>seems to mispronounce words almost intentionally. Example: "Keh-bald", "Puh-lad-den", "bir-rax"
>listens to ICP exclusively/ talks shit about any music that is not ICP.
>plays monks exclusively, but always begs the GM to make his fist weapons more powerful
>characters are always styled after FotM anime
>Has been banned from local comic shop for stealing cards and snacks
>somehow weasels his way in to multiple campaigns, and finds out meeting times
>The times I've played with him, he rolls his dice and quickly picks them up to "examine" them before calling out what their results are.
>Gets upset at really minor things, and pouts like a child/gets really quiet and distant for the rest of the session
>Is really rude and gross towards women. Back when we played at the comic store, he was asked to sit out because he jokingly said we should "run a train" on a girl that was playing. Not in-game, as if that would make it any better.
>he was always hugh and had to smoke a bowl before and during every session.

Jesus Christ. I feel for the people that still group with him, if anyone does...

Holy shit. I remember this. Some other user told a That Guy story about her and her nudist characters first then they argued in a few threads about it. Was surreal.

Holy shit! I just made this connection. Is that who this is?!

Yeah, it's her. It fits right down to playing a nude desert priestess and taking offense at her characters being called slutty.

>2014

>he was always hugh

fucking hughs they're the worst

kek

That man is a treasure
youtube.com/watch?v=v2Wy7xvoTno

What a loony. Sounds like he was literally delusional.

An autistic guy who could barely speak, didn't take social cues, was very edgy, and chewed his toenails at the table.

I wish I was joking about the last one.

This one is very recent, as in That Guy got kicked from my pathfinder group as of 2 weeks ago
> Playing pathfinder with a "Long-term campaign"
> DM is a good friend, and this is actually my second time playing through campaign
> A fat guy joins the party, and introduces himself as "Punkie"(In hindsight, I thought it was a nickname)
> Makes a paladin, the usual. Nothing really happens for the first few sessions
> Paladin gets preggers, DM forces him to retire the paladin understandably
This is where it gets bad..
> He comes back with a Gnome Alchemist.. Whose backstory has it involved heavily with the paladin
> Full grudges and everything, hates all the party members that didn't get along well with the paladin
> At this point announces himself to be a tranny, and that he's taking hormone replacements
> Also tells me aside that someone else made the character for him.
> Find out later that he's a furry
> Deduce that he has Autism. Later ask him about it and he confirms it.

Pretty much everything goes downhill from here quite rapidly. Continue?

... How?

did he just. act like some kind of feral animal and start gnawing at his toes?

ur mom

REKT

It got several threads worth of attention at the time and is still occasionally brought up. It's basically a Veeky Forums classic.

The guy wasn't that bad. Just had a few bad experiences where he made everyone kind of uncomfortable. We'll call him Guy A
>be my character
>doesn't know shit about magic
>we find a magic staff in a dungeon
>IC no one knows it's a magic staff, they just know it's a staff that has markings on it
>I think it's a weird stick
>Guy A wants magic staff
>other player's character picked it up
>no one ever explains to my character (or any character for that matter) that the stick is a staff, and it's magical
>session ends

>next session
>character that was holding the staff gives it to me to hold since we were having a conversation IC, I'm a STR character, and they have like 6 STR
>"here"
>Still doesn't explain that it's a staff
>everyone else is sleeping IC
>I walk back to camp and stick the staff in the fire because why not, it's just a stick to me
>Guy A really verbally confronts me and has his character miraculously wake up and pull the staff out of the fire, takes it, and goes back to sleep
>Guy A frantically asks the DM if the staff is fine
>DM awkwardly says yes
>Guy A gave me a mouthful as to how that was a stupid move and that we need these magic items
>Explain that it was just for RP, since my character doesn't know anything about magic, and it was never explained that it was a staff.
>Guy A still pissed
>awkward silence throughout rest of session
>Guy A pissed every session after that
>Guy A constantly metagaming
>Guy A eventually leaves because the campaign is "too hard" and the DM is "unfair".
>Guy A's 2 other friends in the group begrudgingly leave with him
>Guy A sends me messages badmouthing the DM, and saying I'm a good guy
>Campaign goes on a month-long hiatus to find 3 new members

What really pisses me off is that one of his friends that left was a fucking phenomenal player. He was actually the one that picked up and gave me the staff.

sure, autism makes everything better.

>bir-rax
What was he trying to say here?

We were playing the game as normal. The DM was talking our rogue through a spot check and the idiot got bored. First he took off his shoes. No problem, people take off their shoes to get comfortable all the time. Takes off his socks (DM doesn't notice). That's odd, but ok... then he puts a foot at chest level. I'll give the guy this; he was rather flexible. One of the other players is now staring at him too, DM hasn't noticed. The DM looks over just as he lowers his head to chew on one overly long toenail, oblivious to the world.

I watch as the DM gives a double take and then locks back on his previous conversation to avoid looking at the scene. It was at this moment I realized that nobody was going to call the guy out. Immediately started counting the minutes until the session was over, left, and never came back. I had classes with that idiot that year and he dropped college after the first semester when he failed most of his classes and his roommates hated him. Nasty and stupid fellow, we should have just kicked him rather than letting him ruin the campaign.

dude, I just moved up here 7 months ago. I live by whatcom cc. Are there any cool nerd events around here besides Ren Faire?

Link?

Okay, so at this point we all know 'That Guy' is an Autistic, Furry, Tranny.
> That Guy pretty much starts an argument with the DM literally every session
> Sometimes multiple times a session
> Second session into his gnome, he starts an argument that lasts a whopping 20 fucking minutes.
> I lose my shit(Normally I never do this, it takes a lot to make me mad), and end up shouting at each party member to shut the fuck up.
> DM sees this and realizes something's very wrong with the party. I'm like his canary at this point.
> Tells That Guy that he'll kick him if he keeps arguing
> That Guy claims it's the DM's fault, because he has to follow the rulebook to the letter
> Next session, he comes up with a list of demands for the DM to follow
> Stuff like always follow the rulebook, or he'll do things to fuck over the party
> DM just quietly goes along with it, since he's already a beta. By this point, two of the party members have left
> He ends up showing me a list of things he's made as an alchemist. Among them was a list of potions of sex change.. One for each party member, and all labeled as potions of cure moderate wounds.
> He planned on leaving the party with them as a surprise. If he had to leave, he was making the whole party into trannies on his way out
> At this point I showed the list to the DM, but he just goes along with it for now.
> Later we go through a boss fight. That Guy does some weird ass game-breaking combo to instantly kill the boss(An ancient werewolf, probably the first one ever created in the setting).
> DM loses his shit completely, announces that the chaos god we met earlier shows up, stops time, and yanks the alchemist out.
> "All the alchemists potions stop working"
> Kicks That Guy out on the spot.

Barracks.

You know a guy named cameron from blaine?

One player I've got consistently plays the most contrarian, out-of-context characters possible.
If it's a serious campaign he'll play a LoLRandumb arsehole. In a lighthearted campaign he plays a grim and dour type. If I make it clear that an npc is important he'll act as though said npc is not. If an npc is completely tangential he'll insist on knowing the guy's name and a detailed history.
In a setting with no guns he demands to play a gunslinger, a setting with guns everywhere and he goes for pure melee.
If the other players act mature he'll act like a complete social retard, if the other players are retards he'll be the only adult in the room.
He has personally precipitated the premature end of multiple campaigns I've organised, usually before they really get going.
Can't dump him because all the other players are friends of his and dumping him means dumping them as well.
Once I wrap up this current campaign (or more accurately, when he ruins it) I'm just going to start poaching players from the local university's Roleplaying club. Can't be bothered to put up with his shit for too much longer.

You won't get much unless you're pickpocketing Napstablook or Mettaton or one of the fuckin' ghosts from Undertale.

why did you bring up blunderfail and waste a perfectly good image slot in this thread

that contributed literally nothing, that wasn't even a shitpost

Undetale's pretty great, though the community cancer is real.
Do agree about the image slot thing though. No need.

Normally I would think stories like these are fake, but I have met plenty of weirdos on this level. Shame none of them are Veeky Forums related.

I sympathize with the bad luck.
I have a friend I call Evil Keen who can consistently roll ones 75% of the time when playing Risk, no matter which dice he uses.
At this point, he simply refuses to play games that can be entirely decided by random dice.

I have some advice for you that you might’ve already heard:
>Write ornate stories
Good work for backstories, histories, etc.
Not future game events.
Never plan anything ornate more than one session ahead, ever.
Intended plot points and twists are fine, but writing out details is writing practice, not gaming.

>Do tons of building
Fun innit?
>that never get explored
This is why you build in broad strokes and leave details for later.
Fleshing out every village is useless.
And sometimes, that one race you made just never gets picked or encountered so it just never sees the light of day.

>Storylines I want to try are dashed aside quickly in favor of wild cards
This is the line that drove me to respond.
Either your players are too randumb or you never learned magic tricks as a kid.

If you and your players start a game of Fantasyland political intrigue and they want to go off and be loli pirates instead, that is not the game you agreed to play.
You don’t have to run it.
If their characters have no reason to participate in the plot, then you should not have accepted them as characters.
If they were existing pcs, don’t give the Hitchcock story to Buster Gold and the Superfriends.

If they want to try something, you don’t have to let them.
You don’t have to let them roll for it.
You don’t have to let random chance have the opportunity to screw you.
Learn from Evil Keen: If the dice fuck you, fuck the dice.

As for magic tricks, Google “Forcing a card”.
Let the players pick the door, but you decide what’s behind it.
This method of GMing is not popular on Veeky Forums.
It can be abused.
Using it to simply avoid “wild cards” is fine.
And if you do it right, nobody will know you’re doing it all.

Yea, I had the same thoughts on Veeky Forums stories before. Then I joined a pathfinder campaign with a 'That Guy' that tried to flirt with my 14 year old sister, almost constantly. He was my introduction to the degeneracy in this hobby.

Of course actual degenerates like this are pretty rare. I ended up going like 5 years before meeting another person that would be worthy of "That guy threads" mentioning, and that's punkie.

...Collete? Is she really as bad as everyone says she is, I haven't actually heard any stories of her.

That was the same thread with The Amazing Dildoni. Those were good times.

>tried to flirt with my 14 year old sister
how did you not punch his teeth in?

I honestly don't care to much about the rest of it considering that last bit since everything else pales in comparison.

forgive me for saying this bout your buddy but he sounds like a jackass, and i hope terrible things happen to him.

i went to a game at my local game store for the first time, and i kid you not this pale lanky white dude came in in this frilly black and white dress and sat down at the table. It looked like something out of an animu, like the rich bitch would wear, he even had a bloody parasol for it. Everyone else accepts this as absolutely ordinary. Dude was creepy as fuck, played a young girl. Never went back.

you should have gotten a picture

>pickpocketing Napstablook or Mettaton

Do they even have pockets to pick?

Oh shit, what'd we do now?

See

This todd feller doesn't sound too bad. He make any great games?

I don't wish anything bad upon him honestly sometimes I feel I should. I just wish he would return to his senses.

Name doesn't ring a bell, was he around 3 years ago?

What is it a she or a they or a wut. I have heard other stories.

There was this one guy in several groups I was in for about a year and a half, and I don't know what the hell his problem was. He quite literally didn't seem to get the point of RPGs, and instead viewed them as slightly interactive tactical puzzles.

I'm not just talking munchkining (although he did that too). He would actively rant and try to stop people from doing things like develop characters, or talk to NPCs. No, the only right way to play any game was to get your missions/quests, head out, kill the bad guys, come back and get better shit, and then rinse and do it again.

It's been some time, so I might not get his words exactly right, but I remember him blasting into a new guy at the table for trying to chat up a receptionist NPC who had no major plot function that we could discern.

>I am so sick of you scene stealing elitists. If you want to have a rambling monologue about how you feel, about how bad this war is and make plans for when it's all over, go to a Shakespeare revival where it's appropriate.

...

What kind of response did he get?

That particular one? Awkward silence.

He tended to gravitate towards spineless GMs, and the ones who really did nothing other than kick the door in campaigns. There wasn't even like some grand confrontation I had with him, I just stopped playing in the groups that he did, or he would leave when we weren't being murderhoboey enough.

There may be a strong chance that he's legitimately autistic. There are lots of autistic people that find it hard to understand why others enjoy roleplaying.

This is just a subjective gut thing, but I don't think so. He never gave off that kind of vibe, and if it was for "appropriate" reasons, he could intrigue and talk to NPCs with a reasonable amount of skill.

He just saw no purpose whatsoever in establishing a character, he seemed to think tabletop games were something you tried to win or high score like a shooter or something. Trying to make a character that was something more than a statblock distracted from the real point, which is acquiring ever bigger guns and fighting ever bigger challenges.

But take it with a grain of salt, since I'm remembering stuff from years ago and I'm colored with a fair amount of dislike for the guy.

Ah well, suppose that guys getting BTFOed is too much to ask for. Still, hoping we'd get a story where one gets chewed out at least.

There's nothing wrong with casually flirting user. Teens learn by example, and usually are pretty insecure so there's nothing wrong with giving positive reinforcement when they clumsily try to interact with you as an adult.

Same as when you meet their mom and ask if they're an older Cousin or something like that, harmless social compliments.

It's different if he's actually hitting on her though, you can say "Wow, that top looks really cute, that shade of blue is really your colour" but asking if she wants you to come shopping so she can model clothes for you or some autistic sperging like that is right out.

What am I talking about, it's a "That Guy" thread, he probably would have said something like "that shirt would look better on my bedroom floor" or something.

Anyways, the worst player I ever played with was probably my first roommate. He was trying to get us all into D&D and his friend was GMing, the rest of us were new.

He was so fixated on "beating" the module where we were just trying to have fun dicking around that it ended with nobody enjoying anything and we just stopped after a couple of sessions. "No, you can't hit on the barmaid". "No, you can't challenge the Goblin to single combat." "No, you can't try to join the Bandits" etc.

I mean, I can see why he would be upset. But when you're trying to get people interested in something and they're testing it out to see what they can do, that's when you throw out the plan and just have fun with everyone at least for the first time and then come back and say "Okay, you guys have an idea of what you can do, let's try to play through this and get something accomplished."

Instead he just got mad and told everyone they were having fun wrong each time.

I guess ultimately it felt like we weren't playing Our Guys, we were just playing His Guy. I say he's the "that guy" because he was the one with experience doing this thing.

Nah he wouldve been 15 at the time.

I hope that guy finds the game he wants. There's nothing wrong with playing dnd or the like as a creative tactics game, though ofc that's no excuse for blowing up at the table.

I don't mind doing all for naught. I worked in intelligence. Contigency and redundancy are in my bag. Dungeoneering was something I did for fun before I discovered my /k/ love for guns. Though I still do it, I just wish they would get used more.

Basically when I do world building, I go all out. I realize a good portion of that world will never be seen. Though what is really upsetting is when a campaign never kicks off and i made a world with 21 huge ass uber dungeons and an impressive amount of fluff, but it only lasted two sessions because people couldn't show up.

Though what was hilarious was 3/5 of the party members were trying to pull shit on each other.

Let's call them Andy, Bob and Clint

Andy: Wanted to do something new a necromancer pretending to be a paladin. This was possible, as we were playing 3.5, it just required lots of splatbooks and tons of creativity. It worked, and was an interesting build.

Bob: Wanted to build a Vampire pretending to be a strange build fighter ranger with magic items, yet again another possible build but fun to do.

Clint: Clint isn't that guy. Sure he plays girls all the time but he isn't shitty about it and is a good roleplayer and all around cool dude. He was doing a succubus pretending to be a bard.

Then there was That guy friend who we will call Don- who played basically a dick ass wizard and New guy Ed. Ed played a Gnome Cleric. Ed's idea was interesting.

Lasted all of two sessions. First one was getting to know you.

Second session was basically trying to complete an assignment, and it went okay. Then they got gamer ADHD which they do often.

Because I was 17 at the time, and the guy flirting with my 14 year old sister was 37 years old. I was smart enough back then to not try picking a fight with a marine veteran with 20 years ober me.

You do know that there is no scenario where you could have lost right? If he did anything too bad to you it's a matter of talking to the police or whatever and he'd always look like a jackass.

>37 year old man
>flirting with a 14 year old
>beats up 17 year old brother

You weren't smart enough, you're just a coward. Admit that, nothing wrong with that since most of the people on this board are beta.

>its okay to tell a guys fourteen year old sister "that top looks good on you"
>its a harmless social compliment!

Think you really need a reality check there, bucko.

getting the shit beat out of you counts as a loss even if the guy gets busted after, stupid. and maybe that user doesn't really like his sister, who knows.

Really? I think your over concerning about complimenting their appearance is fucked up and sexualizing them more than that.

Kind of like how weird Americans are with breastfeeding. You're so focused on them being sexual that you can't see them in any other way.

Believe it or not, normal people can actually interact with women and children and not be sweaty palmed about it.

>clearly fucked up priorities, given how old he is compared to how old she is
>is a veteran
>is far older than user

>lol u pussy fite him

something tells me you play a lot of smitebots.

Depends how it actually went down. Why was he interacting with his 14 year old sister in the first place if there was such an age gap? Was it online? Did he make constant remarks and try to actually spend time with the sister or invite her out, or was he just being polite and trying to make her feel comfortable?

Shit like this gets people upset as fuck, but a lot of how the situation should be handled depends on context. The appropriate response could be anything from "Hey dude, tone it down, she's still just 14" or hard bailing, to calling the cops.

No just call him out on his shit since he clearly morally in the wrong and when he does beat you up he will look like a total tool for beating up a 17 year od boy who just wanted to save the dignity of his 14 year old sister.

You are aware of the massive social stigma attached to Ephebophilia? And even if you don't confront him, don't make it about 'being smart', just admit you're too pussy to confront someone who is clearly harrassing your sister.

>Tau Player
>Don't even play 40k
>Played some fucking off the shelf trendy, pick up card game with him and some friends
>Hang out with him in unrelated scenarios for probably a combined total of 6 hours
>Without trying he convinces me he is worse than hitler.

I won't go into specifics because literally it was a culmination of little things going on. Imagine if you will, you're stuck in an elevator with the largest, smelliest neckbeard you know. Now imagine for some fucking reason he's wearing a fur coat and a pinstriped fedora in summer. Now also imagine that it's a fifty story building and you both need to get to the roof.

The whole way up he's liberally farting, coughing and sneezing without covering it or apologizing, then he looks at his phone covered in pony stickers to gaze at godless porn in public. You attempt a few times to operate the elevator and each time he makes sure you're not "Fucking it up for the rest of us" and that he makes sure that you know that he would have done it better.

Now all this wouldn't be so bad. But now imagine as you exit you, despite your best efforts not to touch this horrid creature just barely brush by him. His fat horrid face and crooked teeth twist into the most disgusted look anyone has ever made and he obnoxiously brushes off the spot where you barely touched him as if you had somehow contaminated it.

Anyway, condense that time down and that was every single minute spent with the guy.

>you

not even that guy, bucko, I just think calling out a mentally ill marine is a dangerous proposition that you don't do unless you have backup that'll make sure he doesn't break your nose.

What you do, and i'm not sure if user did this, is quietly arrange for you to never see his possibly PTSD ass ever again.

Some sperg who was settinglawyering in a setting that left large plot holes specifically for the GM to fill in.

Should have clarified that the Tau Player was the That Guy in the story. I'm the one who doesn't play 40k though if a discussion comes up, that experience alone was so bad that I have a bias toward Tau now.

the hell would i want a picture of that for?

True that, but just standing by when some unhinged marine harrasses your sister is so fucking beta.

And you do have backup, at least in the sense that when he starts beating you up all the other players should intervene. Not a big chance of that since cowardice is bred into geeks like their white skin but whatever.

Also, I'm not saying you should immediatly flip the table and sucker punch the guy in the face. Just take him aside and say that you don't appreciate him flirting with your underage sister.

Risking a punch to the face for saving the dignity of your sister must be worth it right? Also I assume that she was uncomfortable with the whole thing.

>Never take higher than 11th unless someone drops or dqs. Always get weak hands and have been mana screwed in EVERY TOURNAMENT.
Tbqh you just sound like you can't craft a manabase worth a damn, fampai.

As a complete fucking stranger that is nearly double the girls age, commenting on how her top is cute, as a thirty five year old man, should set off alarms for nearly everyone in that room.

But go ahead continuing to spend your life with people questioning if you're a pedophile or not I guess.

>Really? I think your over concerning about complimenting their appearance is fucked up and sexualizing them more than that.
>You're so focused on them being sexual that you can't see them in any other way.
>Believe it or not, normal people can actually interact with women and children and not be sweaty palmed about it.
This is what depraved anons, who advocate 37 year old men trying “to flirt with a 14 year old girl, almost constantly”, by saying “there's nothing wrong with casually flirting”, actually believe.

I’m not that user, but an older teen “constantly trying to flirt” with a 14 year old girl is, at the very least, bad gaming.
Once it was revealed he was 37, you had no argument and should have stopped posting.

Totally true but since the poster made a point of it I assume he was actually harrasing her.

Just don't stand there and take it since he is older or some shit like that. Call him out on his behaviour maybe he didn't mean anything with it and was just being nice. You'll know soon enough depending on his response.

To be honest here, your whole party sounds like a trainwreck, including you.

I'm going to have to go ahead and say the guy saying Americans are crazy for being offended at a thirty five year old man, complete stranger to this child, complimenting her "top", as "polite social compliments" must be fucking Swedish or something.