Today Veeky Forums faces off against /g/ as our campaign to regain Elite status continues in the 2016 Spring Babbies.
While last week's game against Veeky Forums ended in a 2-2 equilibrium, it seems /g/ and Veeky Forums were also a bit lost in the Warp, only managing to finish with a 1-1 draw. So it's still all to play for this weekend!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in PES 2016 between boards for shits n' giggles.
implyingrigged.info for more.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Memes, top bantz, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load.
We're on for 19:00 UTC (>implying on time) but today's second match features our good buddies, /m/ fresh off their 5-3 win against /wg/. They're kicking off against /gif/ at 17:30 so be sure to tune in and show them support.
GET IN HERE, BOYZ! IT'S TIME TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
We need to dominate today to get up our goal difference.
Eli Martinez
Let the spam begin!
Gabriel Jenkins
Also, we got meme wrasslin on stream right now. Check it out.
Brody Perez
40k does a fantastic job of making me gag.
Anthony Baker
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Julian Rivera
I have to admit, i do miss Tankard Basher as an anthem..
Isaiah Rodriguez
Well, you know, it is our victory anthem.
Gabriel Phillips
Yeah, but the new one using Dawn of War lines can't get going in the intro section
Luke White
How the fuck have I missed this every time it's happened? What the fuck?
Easton Anderson
Oh wait, they switched it back to the Danger Room. Everythings good.
Benjamin Gray
That one was just used for that one match in the knockouts.
David Morgan
Yeah ive been going through the archive, and i must have misread the date on one.
Aiden Taylor
And? It's part of the board and the team. It's also one of the few things other people from other boards can relate to rather easily.
Joshua Lee
We live boys
Noah Perez
>thinking anyone from other boards cares about 40k
You 40k people really have a bizarre sense of how popular your franchise is. At best, you've got a few people trying to spam those memes in /b/ and /pol/ while everyone just tries to ignore you guys.
Jeremiah Wood
You're the same guy from the last thread right? The guy who didn't like the roster.
Today's just started, /wg/ vs /h/ atm. Thinks its spam if I add it in the message.
Connor Hernandez
That may be true, but it also makes Veeky Forums look a hell of a lot more autistic because of how retarded 40k is. Also most boards only know of 40k because of shitty Trump memes and the occasional spamming of HERESY.
Aaron Mitchell
What are you on about? Are you the guy who still thinks screaming "WAAAGH" and "ORKSORKSORKS" is funny to anyone?
Julian Morris
o my god that own goal was golden.
Eli Morgan
Well full credit to /wg/. And good luck to /m/!
Dominic Gonzalez
Well, looks like /m/ are needing that luck right about now.
Liam Rogers
/m/ Getting destroyed at the moment.
Robert Gomez
AWW that almost come back for /m/
Juan Brooks
Adeptus Mechanicus song confirmed as anthem this time?
Jose Gray
Link!?
Oliver Stewart
Read the goddamn thread, faggot.
Luis Gutierrez
We're up after this match
Landon Phillips
Is the Daily Neckbeard still a thing?
What happened to /co/?
Evan Lee
Is there a way to watch the cup on a different site than hitbox? Seriously, the stream is so bad it looks like it's skipping frames.
Elijah Murphy
>what happened to /co/?
Leo Sanders
We got banned from pretty much every other streaming site, might help if you switch the quality to the source etc
Colton Jenkins
/co/ got fetus'd because its such shit, they are so bad they made a new tourney just for the level of shit /co/ is. i mean i feel bad for saying that but i'm not joking here.
Samuel Bell
Twitch unbanned the stream twice, but trolling Twitch mods has now become a meme and managers do it on purpose.
Dylan Morales
>/co/ gets rid of The Flash >/co/ gets relegated from the Majors >/co/ gets relegated from the Babbies There's a link here, I just know it.
Matthew Gomez
>/co/ got flashpointed topkek
Grayson Reed
Neckbeard is still a thing, it's updated on our wiki page, though last weeks one hasn't been added yet,
William Ross
guys, guys those conditions are shit, our only redeeming point here is red emps, which is damn good.
Austin Gray
desu, I don't recognize some of these guys. When was the last time some of the players changed?
Jonathan Taylor
which ones weird, i could point out what you've missed user.
Jaxon Walker
Red GKs are shit now without good cards. Emps has Offensive GK, which means he's going to be sperging out all over the box instead of catching balls.
This tournament. The survey went out in March, closed in April.
We still have the oldest and best quests on Veeky Forums anyway.
What just happened?
Is The Wizard goalhorn playing? I can't watch while I'm at work.
Jackson Barnes
Good goal
Josiah Parker
PERFECT COCAINE!
Samuel King
Oh wow
Dominic Morgan
aww shit still no panic yet it's just 1-1.
Aaron Johnson
TIME TO PANIC Seriously, the managers never panic enough and that's why they end with draws instead of victories. It kills Veeky Forums every single time.
Grayson Cook
lads please what was that song playing when we scored i was tabbed out playing dark heresy and it's not on the wiki
Tyler Perry
the wizard.
Ryan Brown
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Asher Price
He needs more COCAAAAAIIIIIINNEE
Oliver Sanders
What a weak kick after driving through all those defenders.
MOAR COCAIINE NEEDED
Benjamin Perry
>being at work >having no way to watch the stream Here's hoping we can uninstall /g/entoo, ladz!
Parker Jones
The emprah is a weak corpse and I turn chaos now.
Angel Gutierrez
and that's it time for PANIC!
Angel Flores
FUCKING SHITCUNT BLEH
Evan Clark
I told you. NED isn't anywhere near aggressive enough for PES16. He's still playing it like PES14, where formation matters more than actual gameplay.
Chase Smith
Holy fuck Creed get your shit together, you may as well have giftwrapped that ball for him.
Ethan Collins
Why the fuck are we losing all the time nowadays?
Jace Miller
Bad live managers. When we concede points, they do nothing. When we get points, they immediately park the bus even when it's just tied.
Eli Smith
And I'm out. What a shitshow.
Ethan Bell
>creed >literal fucking refball all game >rigging intensifies
Ryan Robinson
...
Camden Anderson
We're coming /co/
Connor Lopez
Im not happy about Emracool. At least with Jace we had one of the best aggressive forward trios in the enitre cup. Emracool just seemed to do nothing this game
Jason Campbell
Conditions killed us.
Hunter Brooks
what is American-san from?
Jace Gray
Enough heartache. I'm going to jerk it to anime tiddies.
Ryder Young
No clue.
Elijah Ward
Emracool seemed especially shit, yeah. and conditions weren't even to blame for that.
Joshua King
He also missed some sweet chances.
NICOL BOLAS WHEN?
Carson Martinez
it's alright, Veeky Forums
we're here for you.
-/m/
Cooper Garcia
well, that was sad.
Luke Walker
Thanks /m/ :3
Carson Kelly
Our managers play too conservatively. I believe last week Marqod said >A draw is better than a loss.
We should be stretching for wins and being aggressive, like Veeky Forums. Points on the board are better than any form of defense.
Grayson Lopez
we need nicol bolas swinging around nicol bolas as a weapon.
Dominic Lewis
Dervish from Shadowrun storytime, ya spoons.
Justin Hernandez
All you need to do now is beat Veeky Forums by one more goal than the GD of this (Veeky Forums - Veeky Forums) match.
/u/ here, still keeping the faith in the Boyz in Blue. Good luck, guys.