IT'S TIME, BROTHERS!

Today Veeky Forums faces off against /g/ as our campaign to regain Elite status continues in the 2016 Spring Babbies.

While last week's game against Veeky Forums ended in a 2-2 equilibrium, it seems /g/ and Veeky Forums were also a bit lost in the Warp, only managing to finish with a 1-1 draw. So it's still all to play for this weekend!

>What the fuck is this?

A virtual divegrass tournament run in PES 2016 between boards for shits n' giggles.

implyingrigged.info for more.

>Why the fuck should I care?

Memes, top bantz, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load.

We're on for 19:00 UTC (>implying on time) but today's second match features our good buddies, /m/ fresh off their 5-3 win against /wg/. They're kicking off against /gif/ at 17:30 so be sure to tune in and show them support.

GET IN HERE, BOYZ! IT'S TIME TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

We have a Cup IRC:

Server: 50.116.23.163
Channel #Veeky Forums

Other urls found in this thread:

irc.implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
implyingrigged.info/wiki/User:Nearly.Enough.Dakka
magicalgirlnoir.com/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

EMPEROR DELIVER US.

We need to dominate today to get up our goal difference.

Let the spam begin!

Also, we got meme wrasslin on stream right now. Check it out.

40k does a fantastic job of making me gag.

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I have to admit, i do miss Tankard Basher as an anthem..

Well, you know, it is our victory anthem.

Yeah, but the new one using Dawn of War lines can't get going in the intro section

How the fuck have I missed this every time it's happened? What the fuck?

Oh wait, they switched it back to the Danger Room. Everythings good.

That one was just used for that one match in the knockouts.

Yeah ive been going through the archive, and i must have misread the date on one.

And? It's part of the board and the team.
It's also one of the few things other people from other boards can relate to rather easily.

We live boys

>thinking anyone from other boards cares about 40k

You 40k people really have a bizarre sense of how popular your franchise is. At best, you've got a few people trying to spam those memes in /b/ and /pol/ while everyone just tries to ignore you guys.

You're the same guy from the last thread right?
The guy who didn't like the roster.

How do you actually watch the cup?

/wg/ vs /h/ is live.
irc.implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page

Today's just started, /wg/ vs /h/ atm. Thinks its spam if I add it in the message.

That may be true, but it also makes Veeky Forums look a hell of a lot more autistic because of how retarded 40k is. Also most boards only know of 40k because of shitty Trump memes and the occasional spamming of HERESY.

What are you on about?
Are you the guy who still thinks screaming "WAAAGH" and "ORKSORKSORKS" is funny to anyone?

o my god that own goal was golden.

Well full credit to /wg/. And good luck to /m/!

Well, looks like /m/ are needing that luck right about now.

/m/ Getting destroyed at the moment.

AWW that almost come back for /m/

Adeptus Mechanicus song confirmed as anthem this time?

Link!?

Read the goddamn thread, faggot.

We're up after this match

Is the Daily Neckbeard still a thing?

What happened to /co/?

Is there a way to watch the cup on a different site than hitbox? Seriously, the stream is so bad it looks like it's skipping frames.

>what happened to /co/?

We got banned from pretty much every other streaming site, might help if you switch the quality to the source etc

/co/ got fetus'd because its such shit, they are so bad they made a new tourney just for the level of shit /co/ is.
i mean i feel bad for saying that but i'm not joking here.

Twitch unbanned the stream twice, but trolling Twitch mods has now become a meme and managers do it on purpose.

>/co/ gets rid of The Flash
>/co/ gets relegated from the Majors
>/co/ gets relegated from the Babbies
There's a link here, I just know it.

>/co/ got flashpointed
topkek

Neckbeard is still a thing, it's updated on our wiki page, though last weeks one hasn't been added yet,

guys, guys those conditions are shit, our only redeeming point here is red emps, which is damn good.

desu, I don't recognize some of these guys. When was the last time some of the players changed?

which ones weird, i could point out what you've missed user.

Red GKs are shit now without good cards. Emps has Offensive GK, which means he's going to be sperging out all over the box instead of catching balls.

This tournament. The survey went out in March, closed in April.

implyingrigged.info/wiki/User:Nearly.Enough.Dakka

ROLLING FOR INITIATIVE

Yeah, why no Cultist-Chan? I must also say that's the first match I watch in years.

She got voted off the team in the most recent roster poll.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

and doing the thread roll.

lmao

Why and when the fuck did we change our anthem from Be Agressive?

Usually it doesn't count unless the live manager rolls it.

fug, GG /g/, looks like we go to the fetus.

>1

Thefuck is Homura doing in Veeky Forums? The whole Magical Child from Ultimate Intrigue thing?

Rolled 93 (1d100)

welp that aint good rolling for cocaine in the hope of something better.

I don't remember it ever being that.

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SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc

TIME WIZARD BREAKS THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE TO SCORE A GOAL!

Quest thread rep. Redundant now but players can't be changed mid tournament.

MGNQ, the longest running quest, basically has Alt! Homu as the MC, hence homu on Veeky Forums

It's Murderface from Magical Girl Noir Quest.

magicalgirlnoir.com/

We still have the oldest and best quests on Veeky Forums anyway.

What just happened?

Is The Wizard goalhorn playing? I can't watch while I'm at work.

Good goal

PERFECT COCAINE!

Oh wow

aww shit still no panic yet it's just 1-1.

TIME TO PANIC
Seriously, the managers never panic enough and that's why they end with draws instead of victories. It kills Veeky Forums every single time.

lads please
what was that song playing when we scored
i was tabbed out playing dark heresy and it's not on the wiki

the wizard.

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He needs more COCAAAAAIIIIIINNEE

What a weak kick after driving through all those defenders.

MOAR COCAIINE NEEDED

>being at work
>having no way to watch the stream
Here's hoping we can uninstall /g/entoo, ladz!

The emprah is a weak corpse and I turn chaos now.

and that's it time for PANIC!

FUCKING SHITCUNT BLEH

I told you. NED isn't anywhere near aggressive enough for PES16. He's still playing it like PES14, where formation matters more than actual gameplay.

Holy fuck Creed get your shit together, you may as well have giftwrapped that ball for him.

Why the fuck are we losing all the time nowadays?

Bad live managers. When we concede points, they do nothing. When we get points, they immediately park the bus even when it's just tied.

And I'm out. What a shitshow.

>creed
>literal fucking refball all game
>rigging intensifies

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We're coming /co/

Im not happy about Emracool. At least with Jace we had one of the best aggressive forward trios in the enitre cup. Emracool just seemed to do nothing this game

Conditions killed us.

what is American-san from?

Enough heartache. I'm going to jerk it to anime tiddies.

No clue.

Emracool seemed especially shit, yeah. and conditions weren't even to blame for that.

He also missed some sweet chances.

NICOL BOLAS WHEN?

it's alright, Veeky Forums

we're here for you.

-/m/

well, that was sad.

Thanks /m/ :3

Our managers play too conservatively. I believe last week Marqod said
>A draw is better than a loss.

We should be stretching for wins and being aggressive, like Veeky Forums. Points on the board are better than any form of defense.

we need nicol bolas swinging around nicol bolas as a weapon.

Dervish from Shadowrun storytime, ya spoons.

All you need to do now is beat Veeky Forums by one more goal than the GD of this (Veeky Forums - Veeky Forums) match.

/u/ here, still keeping the faith in the Boyz in Blue. Good luck, guys.