>Chickens are descents of phoenixes
How does this affect your setting, Veeky Forums?
Reincarnation Poultry
Easton Nelson
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Christopher Price
evidently, phoenixes are pretty stupid
Nathan Lopez
Chickens become a sign of nobility, and as such are only available to people of class. They also make great lifelong pets as they tend to rebirth themselves.
Josiah Ward
>descents
We invest more into the education of the kingdom's subjects.
Jaxon Taylor
And we get that investment by charging the plebs five gold a pound and market them as Mister Foddigills self-cooking chickens.
Tyler Williams
An endless supply of chicken meat.
Leo Parker
Well, this obviously means that every chicken only lays one egg in his entire life, right before it dies. And is reborn in the inside of the egg.
Caleb Perez
Well you can't really eat the chicken itself anymore, but I'm assuming they still lay eggs. I kind of like it as a sort of magical luxury end chicken
Josiah Walker
But chickens are akchutally smart.
Alexander Gonzalez
All chickens in a particular notion shall be burnt on the pyre.
To proclaim that a simple bird could hold the dragon's sacred flame is blasphemy and no famr animal shall escape the inquisition's wrath.
Benjamin Richardson
Well.. Good luck with that!
Zachary Scott
if chickens are evolved from phoenixes why are there still phoenixes huh!!
Luke Edwards
That fine. I just hope there isn't anywhere you need to be any time soon
Gabriel Ortiz
That's not nice.
Connor Hughes
infinite self frying chicken?
Brayden Murphy
Nice get.
Jason Perry
Well, other then chickens having to be killed twice or someshit...or not eating them at all, phoenixes in my campaign are equivelent to dragons as apex monsters
So i guess chickens are like Pseudo Dragons now
Lincoln Jackson
>accidentally leave my chicken tenders in the oven too long
>open the door
>a whole bird leaps from the smoke and takes my eye out
Alexander Wright
>Chickens become overlords
Blake Carter
Parties of adventurers collect chicken feather reagents for use in various poultices.
Evan Phillips
>How does this affect your setting, Veeky Forums?
I've always pegged phoenixes as more of just a gigantic, flaming, pheasant.
People see it's SPECTACULAR grossly incandescent colours and seemingly miraculous flammability and they start applying otherworldly superstitions and attributes to it.
Jace Ward
>Implying Evolution exists in my setting