Tell me why i should have to worship this shitty turkish fucking skeletman

>implying all the BS about the Emprah being an ancient immortal being is true

He's dead and still has enough psychic power to see from across the galaxy.
Also if you don't you either get executed or turned into a half-human undying shambler.

>mad because his subject of necrophilia is being outed as a kebab

ok.

He was Akkadian or possibly Assyrian.
Then came the Cymmerians and Scythians.

There wasn't any kebabs in Anatolia untill 2000 years after Conan's people died out.

>born in anatolia 10k years ago
>turk

because you wouldn't want him to get off his throne, would you?

He'll stop your soul being eaten by daemons when you die.

Because he loves you.

He isn't a Turk, he's Conan. You still shouldn't worship him though. Crom doesn't answer prayers, and neither does the emperor.

There are probably lots of people with ancestry of that genotype in Turkey right now. In fact, I bet that a small portion of Turkey's population could be what you just described.

Because the girls in power armor tell you to, and you like to imagine those girls are cute don't you? So why don't you do what the possibly cute girls tell you to.

sounds like heresy to me

>So why don't you do what the possibly cute girls tell you to.

Otherwise, said potentially cute girls will incinerate your heretical behind.

What's wrong with being a skeleton?

...

skeletman
Get it right

Everything you fucking peasant!
Do you not remember our great and mighty nation? Our beautiful culture? The pleasures of flesh?
The Silent King wishes for us to remove this curse of undeath, an by his word, it shall be done.

>Do you not remember our great and mighty nation? Our beautiful culture? The pleasures of flesh?
No.I remember bunch of salty fuckwits ,who were so envious ,that they sold their own asses to firemen,though.

Crom says go fuck your self. I'm betting the answer to the riddle of steel isn't part of the imperial space Catholic dogma.

wait, really? i was thinking the humans were the only ones that get raped by demons after death (since the eldar have spirit stones and the orks have gork and mork)

me too

Going to be pretty hard to go back to being alive when you had some star vampires eat your souls in trade for "immortality". You guys fuckec up, and going slowly insane is the last reward of a people that committed suicide out of envy. Good riddance you idiots.

He will not save your soul grime getting eaten. It's just what people tell themselves so they can sleep at night. It's not in the lore, and wouldn't be because that implies hope. Hope died during the heresy.

>Loyalists worship a dead kebab on a chair
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Pwease dooont tell mee yvu duuu diss

>pleasures of flesh?

Why dont the necrofaggots just stick some nerves in their bodies then.

Are you seriously telling me for all there crazy tech they can't make a robutt body that can replicate meatbags.

I don't know much about the lore, is there some big dumb curse stopping this or something.

/thread

They don't know how the bodies work. They were given them by space satan in trade for their flesh and souls.

>Edgelord Atheist Emperor takes over Earth
>Earth's technology stagnates
>Emperor ends up being worshiped and on life support
The Emperor retarded humanity's progress desu

>space satan
>space setan
>space se'tan
>space ce'tan
>space C'tan

Illuminati confirmed

>they worship a fedora turk on a chair
just blow up terra

You mean all the cancer and suffering?

Did you forget why you turned in the first place?

>Why dont the necrofaggots just stick some nerves in their bodies then.

Necrons bodies have sensation in them. They can smell and touch. However, it's not mundane sensations that they want. They want their souls back.

>They want their souls back.
Well, someone's souls, anyway. Or at least some convenient soul-like substitute.

If anything the Emperor is an Aryan. He would've been born in Anatolia during a time where the Hittites lived there. The Hittites were a Indo-European tribe which at this point in History, are closely related to the ancient Iranians or Aryans.

>Loyalists actually believe this

Read a history book you degenerate chaos thrall

profs

You are too stupid to face the truth, you need to jump through so many hoops to think that your Emperor is anything but a kebab.

He has brown hair, brown eyes, and looks like a mongol. He's a fucking turk and you loyalists are delusional.

But hey, people are most adamant when confronted with a truth they can't accept. People believe what they want to, and they'll go to extreme lengths to avoid the harsh truth. People are stupid, and loyalists are the dumbest among them.

black hair*

He isn't a fucking food. The Emperor of Mankind was born in Anatolia before the Turkish migration/invasion and when Indo-European tribes would've dwelled there. Also if he's a mudslide then why do 15 out 18 of the Primarchs who are genetic copies of him have fair skin and Caucasian features.

Your gods are a shitting dicknippled furry fetishist hopped on futacock, krokodil and cocaine, an obese lump who routinely dumps the space black plague on people and calls it his gift, a deranged blood-crazed mental retard incapable of doing anything than screaming about blood, and a cackling featherfaggot turbonerd who can't get out of the infinite labyrinth he rules over, but that's okay, because it was just as planned.

I've accepted the truth of my god, it's time for you to accept the truth of yours.

>the Emperor wants war so he can create more skeletons for a psychic skeleton army

40k universe is scary.

to sp00py
but why he wants to war normal humean beans?

>skeletons
human corpses whenever retrievable are ground to some nutrient paste

No, you don't understand.
Better sit down, because this will be heavy.
Are you ready for this? Are you sure?
Ok, listen...

He does it, because...
... in every human, there is a real spooky skeleton inside.

WHAT

no you don't understand. they grind the bones into edible nutrient supplements

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HE KILLS EVERYONE SO HE CAN GET TO THE SKELETON INSIDE SO HE CAN RISE HIS SKELETON ARMY WHY YUO DONT WANNA LISTEN ITS SPOOPY AS FUCK PLEASE HOLD ME

skeletman

he's attempting to increase the calcium mass of all citizens by feeding them other citizen's ground bones, causing the perfect skellington incarnation to manifest, later to be followed by organs and muscles presumably

...

He's clearly a crazed skeletman seeking to convert his people to fellow skeletmen. The turkman emperor must die!

no. people come from all over the galaxy and die somewhere. they must transport the minerals back to their respective home planets or else the planets will become poor mineral-wise

My father cannot be a food. He is a man who is seated upon a golden life support system, ingesting 1000s of psykers every day. I am Rogal Dorn.

You have also made another egregious error, as you have equated the modern-day Turkish people, who have become the mongrels they are today through a mixture of the Anatolians leaving the area and other inferior races moving in, those inferior races fornicating with and murdering the ones left behind, and generally just allowing their culture to turn into grox manure, and the Anatolians of 10000 years ago, who were quite impressive specimens of humanity, but were still the equivalent of dirt-throwing weakling apes compared to the people at the time of my father "dying"

Fuck off, Rogal.
No one likes you here.

...

he is from ancient anatolia, turks didnt invade until after the byzies left.

he is greek.

>inplygn greeks were greeks 80000000000bc

Probably because loyalist girls don't have the risk of eternal damnation and depraved/disgusting STDs.

loyalist girls finger themselves to a corpse

Neolithic caveman is about as close as you can get with the Emperor. Not that it matter very much since he is a master psyker and a product of thousands of people killing themselves and merging into one.

Teenage girls do the same to Vampires who are pretty much the same thing.

much like a vampire, the emprah sucks the lifeblood out of the common people like a disgusting leech.

>brown hair.
Do those blue eyes of yours blind you or something? Black hair with normal skin (yes, being exceedengly pale is to be abnormal). But what's wrong with him being anatolian?
Maybe being born a brit would explain his imperialist autism and xenophobia :^)
The Imperial Truth -> The Ultimate truth -> This post.

But user you don't understand he does it out of LOVE. And besides it's not like the Chaos gods won't do the same if they got their hands on you.

...

w-what is he, gay?

>only for that loyalist ass desu

his name is John Oldman, he didn't sail with Columbus because he thought the earth was still flat at the time, was friends with Van Gough

He was clearly a massive homophobe*, that's the real reason he banned the Astartes warrior lodges.
*though of course the two are by no means mutually exclusive

>‘So this is self-interest?’ Loken asked. ‘You thought you’d gang up on me and force me into silence?’

>‘Garviel,’ said Luc Sedirae, ‘the last thing the Luna Wolves need is an honest and respected captain, a member of the Mournival no less, campaigning to expose the lodge. It would damage the entire Legion.’

>‘Really?’

>‘Of course,’ said Sedirae. ‘The agitations of a man like you would force the Warmaster to act.’

>‘And he doesn’t want to do that,’ Torgaddon said.

>‘He… knows?’ Loken asked.

>‘You seemed shocked,’ said Aximand. ‘Wouldn’t you be more shocked to learn the Warmaster *didn’t* know about the quiet order within his Legion? He knows. He’s always known, and he turns a blind eye, provided we remain closed and confidential in our activities.’

>‘I don’t understand…’ Loken said.

>‘That’s why you’re here,’ said Moy. ‘You speak out against us because you don’t understand. If you wish to oppose what we do, then at least do so from an informed position.’

>‘I’ve heard enough,’ said Loken, turning away. ‘I’ll leave now. Don’t worry, I’ll say nothing. I’ll make no waves, but I’m disappointed in you all. Someone can return my blade to me tomorrow.’

>‘Please,’ Aximand began.

>‘No, Horus! You meet in secret, and secrecy is the enemy of truth. So we are taught! Truth is everything we have! You hide yourselves, you conceal your identities… for what? Because you are ashamed? Hell’s teeth, you should be! The Emperor himself, beloved by all, has ruled on this. He does not sanction this kind of activity!’

>‘Because he doesn’t understand!’ Torgaddon exclaimed.

>Loken turned back and strode across the chamber until he was nose to nose with Torgaddon. ‘I can hardly believe I heard you say that,’ he snarled.

>‘It’s true,’ said Torgaddon, not backing down. ‘The Emperor isn’t a god, but he might as well be. He’s so far removed from the rest of mankind. Unique. Singular. Who does he call brother? No one! Even the blessed primarchs are only sons to him. The Emperor is wise beyond all measure, and we love him and would follow him until the crack of doom, but he doesn’t understand brotherhood, and that is *all* we meet for.’

>There was silence for a moment. Loken turned away from Torgaddon, unwilling to look upon his face. The others stood in a ring around them.

>‘We are warriors,’ said Targost. ‘That is all we know and all we do. Duty and war, war and duty. Thus it has been since we were created. The only bond we have that is not prescribed by duty is that of brotherhood.’

>‘That is the purpose of the lodge,’ said Sedirae. ‘To be a place where we are free to meet and converse and confide, outside the strictures of rank and martial order. There is only one qualification a man needs to be a part of our quiet order. He must be a warrior.’

>‘In this company,’ said Targost, ‘a man of any rank can meet and speak openly of his troubles, his doubts, his ideas, his dreams, without fear of scorn, or monition from a commanding officer. This is a sanctuary for our spirit as men.’

GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Because pic related.

I get that it's supposed to be a "muh brotherhood" moment, but all I can read here is that whiny marines needed someone to listen to them like a psychiatrist and them wanting to do some artsy stuff and philosophy while being all buddy-buddy with each other.
Gee, it sure is a shame that they couldn't do any of thag without lodges.
Another thing the HH could have done without really.

>Silent King
>by his word
Necron logic

You don't have to!

>all these corpse worshippers being salty because their god has been outed as a turkroach

>implying turks were big enough to repopulate anatolia
>implying modern turks are not greeks, anatolians, armenians...etc other anatolian ethniities who think they are turks
>implying turks look like asians

nice implications faggot

I laughed heartily.

Literally
LITERALLY
a kebab.

Wew lad.

*more or less

You shouldn't. Join Chaos. The Chaos gods don't care whether you worship them or not.

They don't because you'll worship them anyway.

Nice try user, but everyone knows skeletons don't exist. They're just made up to scare biology students.

This whole thing of Big E being turk looks like when black americans believe that the egyptians, the carthaginians and moderm day north african are subsaharian blacks because they are in the african continent.

WE

JUST
FUCK
MY
TERRA
UP

How much disappointed and angry would be BIG E if he ever wakes up and discovers the whole" worshipped as a god" thing?

someone should shoop with Brendan's fucked up visage

Remove Kebab.
Remove Emperor.