What are your group's inside jokes?

You wouldn't understand.

You just described Anakin Skywalker.

Fifty feet of chain attached to a javelin.

The furniture.

I stumble over my words one time, and now anytime law-enforcement shows up, my players refer to them as "copstitutes."

In another game with a different GM, he gave a villain a name nobody could pronounce, so the party started calling him Julio. They said it enough they got the GM to say it by accident.

Balors in fishnets.

We randomly yell "It's cursed!" when an object and/or npc looks suspicious, since a particularly obnoxious player that used to play with us did it all the time

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

We ended up re-creating this scene without or DMs knowledge, once.
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One guy never wears pants, his first feat is usually 'backstab', and he dumps his spare points into charisma.

party rogue had a good idea to misdirect town guards by having street urchins dress in cloaks similar to the party's smaller members. It might have worked if he hadn't approached a group of them and said, "where can I find small boys?"

From that point forwards, that rogue was labeled a sex offender.

Our barbarian being willing (and mostly able) to eat just about anything. He has a surgically implanted bag of holding that houses small imps who shovel it into his stomach.

Also "But can I get one that fires rats?"

"Hello, fellow X! I see you, too, are an X!"

Also, horses in general.

We playin Call of Cthulhu.

One guy tries to pronounce Bernardo Dediaz, except he fucks it up. I finish his sentence for him "Banana DeDiaz". Whos this Banana DeDiaz we're investigating? "TELL US WHERE BANANA DEDIAZ IS".

Get to boss fight. Team targets Bernardo Dediaz. Shots miss. "A reichet flies off Bernardo Dediaz and hits Banana DeDiaz."

We always chant "DAEMON HOST! DAEMON HOST!" over and over again whenever the Psyker rolls perils of the Warp in a 40k rpg.

Someone always tries to get up reall close and blow in my ear whenever i blindfold roll

We always take the first right we come across in dungeons. Started as a play on right/correct. Then it turned out that on many of the modules we ran taking the first right instead of going forward or left led straight to the final boss.

Flaming decapitated dire zombie weasel.

"Foolish girl... I can SUCK"

"I am ready for some fun!"
our paladin defending a girl, who was about to be assaulted by some men in a bar.. cause as they said "We just want some fun with her"
it lead to us teasing the Paladin for being homogay and wanted to be brutalized by peasants..

Announcing "I have a cunning plan!" and then winging it is considered adequate legwork for any mission.

One of our inside jokes is the same.. We ALWAYS go right in dungeons. all time erry time!. we dont even need to be rail roaded.. we do it fine by ourselves ;)

"Drop him on the floor,break his dick!!"

Everyday our group tells in taverns and iins it's my character's birthday to try and get free drinks, songs, the whole crowd cheering and singing "happy birthday to you" with them, whatever. Except on his fucking birthday.
Now the fuckers do it to me irl.

For some reason, my players have decided that I, the DM, and not the narrator. The narrator is instead a phoenix version of Mister Raven from Billy and Mandy.

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>"I found the Titans."

From when we played Rogue Trader and our Explorator wanted to go looking for Titans in every. single. session.

>"Breadboxes."

From our tendency to use breadboxes as a unit of measurement.

>"You saw potato."

We have very bad perception rolls.

Botch and Fumble are two recurring joke NPC's who are incompetent goons incapable of doing anything other than rolling critfails and pratfalling across time and space. Whenever an NPC chronically fails their rolls, we name them either Botch or Fumble. Botch and Fumble have manifested in multiple games, settings and even across groups.

There has been slashfic.

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when we meet a new player characther we always crack the "you seem trustworthy" as a joke before we continue to do a properly introdution of the new kid

>Playing 3 separate D&D campaigns in the same setting, each one on a separate one of the 3 main continents.
>None of the campaigns are over and we routinely play a session or two of each while the respective rotating GM takes control.
>One time the party in one campaign gets stuck on a boat with the other two campaign parties.
>Each player is roleplaying 3 different people in this clusterfuck.
>One comments on how similar a lot of these people are in personality to each other.
>We look through the Backstories and apparently half of them all have the "Mysterious missing father" background.
>Its now tradition for the party to ask every reoccurring NPC "Am I related to you?" Regardless of location or race of the NPC.
>We've even got a table for that.

That's high praise

>GET ME A BAGEL, BEN

>Zedruu always wins.

>Blootoof the recurring Ork

>For Fun! and profit, but less profit than fun

>fucken shut up Hunter.

Bear ranch, the invention of hamburgers, gay romance, and electric popping.

>>Blootoof the recurring Ork
We have that too, except it's a level 2 sorcerer who always manages to get stuck in places that would have killed her dozens of times over to get to.
>fucken shut up Hunter.
Where'd this come from?

Timn a prophetic and holy champion who died to a pit trap.
"Making my way downtown walking fast faces pass and I'm X bond"
"Nice boy, does our medical work"
Joe Smoe a one off NPC a player asked the name of then promptly forgot upon getting to his place of living.
This one isn't so much a inside joke but all our tech characters are always inept and unlucky which has made them the butt end of most stories.

Killing elves and placing their lifeless bodies so that one elf is touching the other's butt.

Welcome to the Flaming Faggot!

One of my players joked that an earth elemental they were facing down was piloted by an NPC, suspecting that said NPC had betrayed them for the villain.
There is now, canonically, a 'G Golem' society in the setting, and one of the villains is actually capable of piloting a golem equivalent to a mecha.

The joke is that they don't fucking exist

we have a friend called Hunter. He's a good friend, but he's thicker than my dick, thicker than two short planks, thicker than a very thick thing indeed. It's basically shorthand for
>you're being a retard, please stop
because nobody wants to be Hunter.

We also played a game of Rogue Trader where there was a safari world and
>Huntala Guntala
was an NPC who was meant to be Hunter. It got kinda meta and extremely self-referential after that.

WIE?!

I once described our adventuring style as 'chucklefuckery' and it kind of stuck.

Loosing the horses. To the point that we try to get horse insurance.

Our fighter got a bonus language from whichever background it was and didn't put anything in the slot for a few levels. He eventually filled it with "Violence". You'd be amazed what you can do when you're fluent in Violence.

awarding 'Weapon Proficiency: [thing that is not a weapon]' for non-standard kills

Originally from a game where our paladin bust through a wall kool-aid man style to try and surprise the would-be robber in the adjacent inn bedroom. Said robber was already on 0 health thanks to our rogue not being incompetent, but the wall collapsing on him killed him before the party could get any information. Thus, 'Weapon Proficiency: Walls"
This was later nerfed to Interior Walls after he threatened to attack the BBEG with his own castle.

I dread to imagine what would it take to loose horses repeatedly.

...Michael?

Whenever several choices come up, Option C is the real answer.

Option C is stick it in.

Grappling is Rape Check

>'Weapon Proficiency: Dwarf'
I remember that game

"I roll to detect pastry," after a situation in which a played had said so and rolled a 20 after a particularly unlucky series of rolls. I felt as if I had to give him something.

>attack the BBEG with his own castle
jesus fucking christ

Pretty sure you don't because I made that shit up based on a dark heresy one-shot I never played again, but here's your reply

Any shitty roll for a disguise check is met with "You slap some mud onto your face. It's very offensive"

"You see, your problem is you lack confidence. If you had confidence, like me Santiago, you wouldn't have these problems." - Said in a suave Spanish accent

John, the destroyer of plots, bane of city, and the man to never piss off. (He destroyed 3 cities, and utterly ruined a character's life so much that he went from top vampire to worse than Sabbat shovelheads.)

Michael, the cosmetic butt monkey. If bad decisions were incarnate, this man would be him. "Wait, you took the unlucky flaw and have a nuclear reactor in your house?" "Yes, I don't see what would go wrong." - GM is a nuclear engineer
>Rolls a botch with 4 1's with 7 dice while investigating a crime scene
>Ends up breaking part of a building onto the alleyway destroying all the evidence

...

"Roll to find traps"
>relatively high roll
You don't see any traps
"Roll to find *invisible* traps"
>nat 20
...you find all of the invisible traps
"cool, how many?"
Zero. You find all zero invisible traps

Fucking paranoid rogues

In a previous campaign, I introduced a character named "Kenneth" (no surname was ever given). He was a low-level bureaucrat who was only trying to help, but I was kind of drawing a blank on the answers the PCs wanted from him at the time so, as a result, Kenneth came off like a bumbling idiot. And, for whatever reason, this particular bumbling idiot became a lightning rod for the players' collective hate.

During the course of the campaign, Kenneth went from a low-level bureaucrat to a drunken, homeless divorcee. His failure became a kind of running joke. He actually cleaned up and got his job back at one point, but the PCs quickly saw that that ended. Later in the game, the party (by now famous and wealthy) were accosted by a beggar. They recognized the beggar as Kenneth, and shouted to the guards that he had try to pickpocket them. They asked that he be beaten "viciously", and he was.

I'm not sure this is specific enough to be an inside joke, but if someone ever pulls off something with a ridiculous or unusual build or circumstance, everyone starts yelling, "New meta!!"

One of the PCs 'discovered' what was basically a lift in an old dwarven city and proceeded to name it the 'Bhaxan Norixius Contraption' after himself.
Pretty everything which had a c-word was called something similar at least once, his pet was a 'cat', the group was a 'crew', I think there was a potion or 'concoction'. You get the idea.
It was pretty funny.

>You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.

Any time a social event that involves dancing comes up.

>His face, his face, his beautiful and only face

Headshots, pummelling, any grievous bodily harm

>You see through time / You are Morgan Freeman / You knew Jesus personally

Nat 20 perception, diplomacy and Knowledge Religion checks respectively

>HELLO EVERYBODY!

Catchphrase of a oneshot character done in Shadowrun that was so egregiously dickish that any mention of him is punishable by slapping

The Magical War Crimes Bird.

Tsear death counter.

Saying "Helneth did it" whenever something remotely bad happens.

The party construct keeping track of how many friends he has.

"My name is Hallow." "Hello to you too"

Falko did nothing wrong.

"I'm a goddamn immortal!"

Some of them browse Veeky Forums. I hope they see it.

Chaotic retarded.

Holy shit your party is filled with assholes.

>using craf(golem) to create battlebots
I added a golem fighting arena in one of the cities. just as flavor and some fun, the campaign came to a screeching halt as all five players decided that winning the golem fighting championship was their new goal in life. it gave me plenty of opportunities to throw in plot hooks for rare golem books or materials though so everyone still had fun. now I can't even mention that there are golems in a setting without them trying to start up a new golem fight club though.

>exploding kobolds
we play with exploding dice, one of the players cast magic missile and ended up doing 22 damage to a kobold with 2 health. it covered the room with gore.

>smashing (fake) dragons eggs.
part of a plot, kobolds had been payed with a Dragon's egg to fuck up a local mine. it wan't a, because who in their right mind would give a real dragon egg to a bunch of kobolds, but it was a close enough reproduction that only one of my players saw that it was fake. he picked it up and smashed it to the ground before anyone could do anything destroying 500 Gp in loot in the process. he said he thought it was trapped.

>IT WAS THE DROW!
first quest involved drow antagonists, now whenever the true antagonist is unknown it is the drow.

It's not an inside joke.
Not a joke ,either.

"They're not Undead they're Necrotic Americans."
-The Paladin on a sentient undead slum

Boys! The Contract!

I was referring to my campaign,where we player got Dwarf proficiency.

>I added a golem fighting arena in one of the cities. just as flavor and some fun, the campaign came to a screeching halt as all five players decided that winning the golem fighting championship was their new goal in life. it gave me plenty of opportunities to throw in plot hooks for rare golem books or materials though so everyone still had fun. now I can't even mention that there are golems in a setting without them trying to start up a new golem fight club though.
I try to build battle mecha in pretty much every game that could possibly support it.

Warhammer 40k, Shadowrun, Stars Without Number, Fallout, even in fantasy I try making golems.

Here's a few gems.

Using psychically connected rats as walkie talkies.
Great Arthropod Wizard of our time, the Spelling Bee
"I worship Dyslexia, Goddess of Spelling!"
"Wow, past you was a dick"
"Wow, future you is a dick"
Screaming "WE'RE ENTERING THE BONE ZONE" when traveling to the underground skeleton necropolis hub town.
Elephants have a racial bonus to stealth.
All of our antagonists being named "That guy", "The one with the eyepatch" or "you know, him"
Turnips cause stock crashes.

"I urinate on the cat."

Said when we run out of ideas for what to do. Came about during a discussion of how door-knocking would work in a setting where most homes have airlocks due to severe air pollution ("I knock" "No, I don't think knocking would work. Maybe a doorbell?" "Were doorbells invented yet?") so in desperation one of the players announced "I urinate on the cat, see if that gets their attention."

Wubba Lubba Gloop Doop, the Flumph Fighter that the cleric took over for a brief bit of time when his brain was eaten by a mindflayer.

Lesbian Werebear Paladins

5E's DM screen has a table for rolling quick NPC names, so the players now try to initiate conversation with every single no-name, background character to force me to roll on the chart.

Unleashing "ancient, unspeakable evils" at every corner.

"Where's the Dwarf?"

Eric's puns, the horrible, horrible puns

Story time?

Well, it got the Warforged Fighter and Dragonborn Paladin onto the dragon's back as it flew over the castle in what was supposed to be the DM introducing the over-arching threat of the entire campaign. We kind of ran into the problem of a dog chasing a car where we didn't know what to do once our stunt actually worked. That said, the fifty feet of chain attached to a javelin has been a staple of every campaign since then.

One of my Jedi PC's has an obsession with finding a signed picture of Sheev Palpatine in my Star Wars game. I make him roll my 60 sided dice every time he looks for loot to see if he finds one.

This is the picture I have printed out to hand to him if he ever rolls a 60.

The Irish in general.
Man just typing their name makes me chuckle.

Every character the GMs wife plays has hooves.

Your mom

No seriously, it just popped up one day and then another player character was a mother who said to her estranged daughter when being asked who she though she was "your mom, now get in the damn car!"

CAAAAAW MOTHER FUCKER!

Railroading and retcons are met with clicking

It's mostly our own dumb asses leaving them behind for one reason or another.

There have been parallels drawn between that situation and this man. Every time the PCs enter his life it just gets worse.

>The dame rejects you and instead is seduced by the X in the corner. Roll to kill yourself.
Whenever high charisma PCs roll to pick up chicks, they always fail and some X creature with negative charisma nat 20s the roll. Every. Fucking. Time.

>We leave
I've had players just flat out teleport away from the BBEG's lair or do their damnedest to escape and actually succeed. This has ironically worked out for the best.

>I AM PURE AND 100% DEVOTED TO MY WAIFU
Party bard regularly tries to seduce me away from my wife at least once a session. Despite having an average Will I've nat 20'd out of it for months now

>John Smith is the most dangerous member of the party
Other players said this, its a joke between me and the DM. The party doesn't know that I'm just a level 1 commoner

>It's diplomacy time!
Players spent over an hour speaking to every-single-NPC at a ball in order to cover for a friend who was late to the game. I shudder whenever I throw a diplomacy heavy segment cause they'll actually do it, too well...

>Fucking Furry
Simultaneously my best, and worst player. Acts like the biggest retard until I finally stop laughing and realize he rule lawyered me into a corner to do something that is equally retarded and ingenuous. He is the reason I banned casters.

And finally
>Paul Walker is a recurring NPC
Creation of the Furry player when he became a cleric and demanded that the patron saint of his religion be Paul Walker. I regrettably have little concept of who this man even is, so I just have him be the most chill and relaxed NPC that doesn't question what the party does, asks nicely for them to complete quests, and offers to buy 'em all drinks. Potentially the only "straight" man in any setting and is always involved in the setting's pantheon somehow. We're running Rogue Trader currently.

What I hope become future jokes:
>I see Corgis
>Untouchable leather
>Discount store pilots

*winky faec*

Our group's is my character being kicked and/or punched in the balls

Mind Flayer Erotica

take a guess what historical event is frequently claimed to have never happened

>You fucking 10
10 INT in CoC is not great. My roommate consistently plays dumb muscle, which always seem to have 10 INT

[muffled panicked homeless man saying "don't do it!" in the distance]

youtube.com/watch?v=4mYZJD_FzV4

Doritos

Pelinal would be proud