Dragonball Quest #2

>>C. Ask what's in it for you

"Why don't you use yourself as bait, Bulma?" you ask.

"I don't look anything like Pocowatha," she tells you. "Besides, a delicate woman like me can't go and face a monster."

"Well, why don't I disguise myself instead?" you ask.

"Good idea," Goku says.

"Sorry boys, no time," Bulma says, not really sounding all that apologetic. "Oolong should be here any minute."

"Do you know how strong Oolong is?" Goku asks, looking over at you.

>A. Not that strong

>B. He's a wimp

>C. Something else

>B. He's a wimp

>A. Not that strong

>>A. Not that strong

"Not that strong," you answer. "Actually, he's a wimp."

"That's no fun," Goku says, sounding disappointed.

The ground shakes, and you know that Oolong is on his way. Bulma leads Goku outside, and you hear him ask her if she's going to help him.

"I'll be rooting for you, kid!" Bulma assures him, coming inside and leaving the door open just enough to peak outside.

You come to Bulma's side and watch as Oolong, back in his big red body, comes marching into the village, breaking through a sign at the entrance and making his way toward Goku, who stands with his back turned to the approaching monster.

"Ah, Pocowatha, all ready to go," Oolong observes, sounding pleasantly surprised. "And you've even brought your own rolling pin."

You wonder what exactly that thing on Goku's back is.

He studies Goku for a moment, and you wonder if this plan is actually going to work.

"Looks like you've put on a little weight," Oolong comments.

"Oh yeah? Well look who's talking," Goku says in a bad falsetto.

"You scamp!" Oolong says, sounding amused. "Feisty today, aren't we?"

"Goku, where'd you learn to act?" Bulma asks from your side. "You're going to blow your cover."

"That's okay! I like them feisty!" Oolong declares with a grin. "I wouldn't change anything about you, except maybe that scarf on your head."

>A. Ask Bulma if you should attack Oolong

>B. Ask Bulma what Goku's supposed to do now

>C. Keep silent and keep watching

>D. Something else

>A. Ask Bulma if you should attack Oolong

>A. Ask Bulma if you should attack Oolong
>B. Ask Bulma what Goku's supposed to do now

You ask Bulma if you should attack Oolong.

"No, we need to find out where he's keeping the girls first," she answers.

"Pocowatha, you're trembling," you hear Oolong comment. "Well I get my feelings hurt when girls are scared of me. No more!"

There's a loud noise, and Oolong is surrounded by a cloud of smoke. When it clears, the monster has been replaced by a dark-haired man in a suit.

"What do you think of this?" he asks Goku in a much more pleasant voice. "Suave, debonair. If you don't like it I can change into something else."

The door opens and Bulma steps out.

"Wow..." you hear her gasp.

"My, can such beauty be real?" Oolong asks, staring at her. "You must be a dream."

"No, I'm all woman!" Bulma asures him, opening her jacket. "So, when are you going to kidnap me and take me away?"

Oolong raises his hands in front of his face and slowly pushes them toward each other. Meanwhile, Goku crosses over to a tree, and begins to pee.

Oolong, suddenly realizing he's gone, looks around and spots the kid near the tree. He marches over, and his eyes go wide with shock.

He screams, then stares at Goku in anger. "IF THERE'S ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE, IT IS DECEPTION!"

He becomes surrounded by smoke, and when it clears, a massive bull is standing where the man was seconds ago.

>A. Forget this! Go attack Oolong!

>B. Keep watching

>C. Tell Goku to beat Oolong up

>D. Something else

>>A. Forget this! Go attack Oolong!

>>C. Tell Goku to beat Oolong up

Sorry, my laptop shutdown and I had to get m old desktop up and running

But on that note, with my machines on the fritz, I think this quest needs to be put on hold

Unless you guys want me to keep going

Keep going

Call it a day, thats what i'd do if my laptop started acting up.

I suggest you give your a Laptop a rest. Thanks for running,though.

Can we have a situation that will make us lose our voice? I feel that your quests would be a better experience when the protagonist can't talk at all. Besides, all we have to do is either nod or shake our head, point at things or give rude gestures.

>D. "Wait, my parents warned me about this... a being who can change their appearance to entice people into doing what they want."
>turn to Bulma
>"You're a slut, aren't you?"

This, I vote this

NEW EPISODE TODAY
who's excite?

quest board niggas. piss off over there.

You niggers have a containment board now. Use it.

Hey cool, SOM's back.

What'll be different about this db quest tho? All your previous ones had us riding the exponentials all the way to the top of overpowered city.

This one is taking place in the original Dragonball?
I've been looking forward to one like this. But what happened with the namekian quest?

bump

please leave

I am back, thread resumes

No

Thanks for bumping

I fucked up with scheduling and not planning it out enough. I basically started it due to insane boredom, but now I'm back. I'll probably do a Namekian Quest at some point.

No bullshit Superhuman hacks. If you want to stay relevant, you're going to have to train your ass off.

It was pretty great

Fuck off

Thanks

Hey Som, after all this time why do you keep coming back to DBZ after you have already visited it a good five (now six) times or so.

Just curious why you don't do something else, but i'm not trying to heckle you.

You decide that this whole hiding thing has gone on for too long, so you rush out of the house toward Oolong, yelling for Goku to attack too.

Goku throws his disguise to the side, and pulls the thing off his back, dropping into a fighting stance with it. You guess it's a fighting stick or something.

Oolong's eyes shift toward you, and you see sweat start dripping down his forehead.

"What?! You again?!" he hollers. "Don't you ever give up, chico? You are one grand pain in the backside!"

"What happened to my suave, debonair man with an expensive suit?" Bulma asks in disappointment, slowly backing into the house and shutting the door.

"Tell us where the girls are, now!" Goku demands.

>A. Attack Oolong before he can run

>B. Tell Oolong he'd better listen to Goku

>C. Something else

I really enjoy the franchise, and it's a long-running story with a huge universe, giving me a lot to work with. I do have some plans for other things that I'm working on, though.

>>A. Attack Oolong before he can run

We is the bravest.

Seems more like you have a hair-trigger to me.

A.

This is DBZ, i want to play someone with a maximum fight boner and no regard for consequence, what's so wrong with that?

>A. Attack Oolong before he can run

You aren't giving Oolong the chance to get away this time.

Rushing toward him, you leap into the air, turning and landing right on the bull's back.

"What do you think you're doing?" Oolong demands, eyes shifting up toward you. "Have you gone absolutely loco out of your mind? Get off of me!"

He begins to shake around, trying to throw you off, but you grab hold of one of his massive horns and hold on tight. Oolong continues jerking you around, but your grip is strong, and you manage to keep your hold.

"Are you crazy, kid?!" you hear Bulma scream from the house. "Let go!"

"Fine, then, have it your way!" Oolong tells you. "You wan to grab the bull by the horns? Then he'll take you for a ride!"

He stops trying to throw you off, and instead dashes toward the gate to the village. However, after a few seconds, he stops dead.

"No! My time!"

Once again, there is a loud noise, and Oolong becomes surrounded by smoke. When it clears, you find yourself staring at a new shape.

It's not a monster. It's not a bull, or a bat, or a man. For some reason, Oolong has turned into a pig wearing some odd kind of uniform.

>A. Ask why he turned into a pig, that's not scary at all

>B. Grab Oolong before he can run away

>C. Something else

Wouldn't that just make you Goku?

>>B. Grab Oolong before he can run away

So fucking what? If we gotta train to be good at least like fighting.

You pick yourself off the ground and grab Oolong by the jacket as he turns and tries to flee. It seems to take him a minute to realize you've got him, as he keeps trying to run despite not going anywhere.

"Oh man! He's after me! I gotta go! Why am I not-"

He stops, and his shoulders slump as he finally processes what just happened.

Goku comes running over, and you hear the sound of a door opening, telling you that Bulma and the others are probably coming out to see what's happened.

"Why'd you turn into this?" Goku asks as he circles around Oolong to get a better look.

"Because I can only hold a shape for five minutes," Oolong answers dejectedly. "This is the real, one hundred percent bona fide me."

>A. Ask why he took the girls

>B. Ask where he took the girls

>C. Ask Goku to get something to tie him up with

>D. Something else

Punch him in the nose the. Ask where the girls are.

>B. Ask where he took the girls

Seems a tad excessive, doesn't it?

No it doesn't. It seems perfectly fine for Dragonball.

"Where did you take the girls?" you ask Oolong, raising a hand to indicate that you'll punch him if he doesn't answer immediately.

"Woah! Woah! Woah!" he shouts, holding his hands in front of his face. "Take it easy, kid! I'll take you all to them! Just please don't punch me! You hit way too hard!"

"Well, not so scary now, are you, porky?" Bulma asks as she and the villagers approach. "You have anything to say for yourself?"

"An apology might be nice," Goku comments.

Oolong looks down, not saying anything.

"Hey, your reign of terror is over, mister!" Bulma tells him. "Capiche? Now why don't you tell us where the girls are?"

"Gosh, Bulma, you're a lot braver now that Oolong's just a pig," Goku comments.

Bulma looks away and whistles innocently, while Oolong's face gets redder by the second. A look at your raised fist keeps him from doing anything stupid, and he sighs, letting the color in his face return to normal.

"Look, I'll take you to the girls, alright? Let's just go," Oolong says, starting forward.

>A. Let him lead, but keep a hold on his jacket

>B. Ask for something to tie him up with first

>C. Something else

>A. Let him lead, but keep a hold on his jacket

Keeping a firm hold on Oolong's jacket, you let him lead the way. With the entire village, as well as Goku and Bulma behind you, you follow Oolong through the village gate and in a straight path.

Oolong keeps his head down, but glances back now and again.

From just behind you, Goku says "Hey, if you're thinking about changing into a bug or something, forget it. I'll squash ya."

Oolong sighs, looking forward and continuing straight.

"So where is this place of yours?" Bulma asks.

"Is it far?" Pocowatha adds.

Oolong stops, pointing forward. "Here it is, my little shack."

You find yourself staring up at a palace that, really, you should have been able to see easily from the village.

"Wow, you don't see houses like that every day," Bulma comments. "What a palace."

"How'd you get such a nice house?" Goku asks.

"Well, it wasn't easy, kid," Oolong admits. "I had to rip off a lot of people."

"And you're proud of that?" Goku asks him.

Three people run toward the palace; the man in the headdress you promised to help, a woman who looks a lot like a younger version of the old lady, and another man. They rush inside, calling for their daughters.

Oolong begins to follow, Goku and Bulma right behind him.

>A. Go in

>B. Stay outside

>>B. Stay outside

>B. Stay outside

You stay where you are, not wanting to go inside that palace.

It's a dull few minutes before Bulma comes storming out furiously, followed by a confused looking Goku.

You don't feel all that comfortable as she comes marching right toward you.

"Alright, kid, look, if you want to come look for the dragonballs with us, you need to go tell that old woman to give you hers!" she screams at you.

>A. Your name isn't kid. It's Tofoo

>B. Ask why the woman won't let her have it

>C. Go ask the woman for it nicely

>D. Go demand it from the woman

>E. Something else

>>B. Ask why the woman won't let her have it
But I won't do it if your screaming at me.

>A. Your name isn't kid. It's Tofoo
>B. Ask why the woman won't let her have it

"My name isn't kid," you tell her. "It's Tofoo. And I won't help you if you keep screaming at me."

Bulma looks absolutely shocked by what you just said to her. Goku looks between the two of you, seeming confused. However, a grin comes to his face and he laughs.

"You two are silly!"

"Why won't she let you have it?" you ask Bulma.

"She says that since Goku and me didn't stop Oolong like we promised, we can't have it," she explains angrily. "You said you'd stay out of it!"

>A. Tell her Goku would have let Oolong get away

>B. Say you're sorry, but you just wanted to make sure Oolong didn't escape like he did last time

>C. Tell her you'll go talk to the woman

>D. Something else

>B. Say you're sorry, but you just wanted to make sure Oolong didn't escape like he did last time
>C. Tell her you'll go talk to the woman

You tell Bulma you're sorry, but that you wanted to make sure Oolong didn't escape like he did last time.

"You fought him before?" Goku asks.

You answer with a nod.

Bulma seems to accept this answer. She's still giving you an angry look, but at least she isn't screaming at you any more.

You tell her that you'll go talk to the woman, and she nods with a "hmph!" as you pass her.

She really seems to have a temper.

You enter the palace, where you find the three adults talking with their daughters, and the old woman slowly making her way toward the exit.

You wave a hand to get her attention, and she stops as you run toward her.

"Yes, young man, is there something you needed?" she asks you.

>A. Explain the situation, and ask politely for the dragonball

>B. Just ask for the dragonball

>C. Demand the dragonball

>D. Something else

You guys have some balls.

>A. Explain the situation, and ask politely for the dragonball

Dragon balls?

Not yet.

You explain to the woman that Bulma asked you to stay out of the fight with Oolong so that she and Goku could save the village and get the Dragonball. You also explain that you want to go help them collect the others, and politely ask if you can have it.

The old woman looks down at the ball in her hand, then back up to you. "You saved our village and our daughters. And you're a whole lot nicer than that blue-haired girl. Why do you want to travel with her, anyway?"

>A. You want to see if her story is true

>B. Goku seems nice

>C. She's pretty

>D. Something else

>>A. You want to see if her story is true
And if it is id wish for immortal youth.

>A. You want to see if her story is true

You explain to the woman that you want to see if Bulma's story is true.

"Well then, I suppose there's no reason for me not to give this to you," she says, handing you the ball. "Good luck to you."

You say goodbye and exit the palace, finding Bulma and Goku talking with a very irritated looking Oolong.

When Bulma sees you coming with the Dragonball, the scowl on her face vanishes, replaced with a smile. She rushes over and takes the ball from you, staring at it with wide eyes.

"Ki-m I mean Tofoo, you just made our day," she tells you with a grin.

>A. Ask if you can still go with them

>B. Ask what happens to Oolong now

>C. Ask where the next ball is

>D. Something else

We're still a kid, aren't we? You really wanna get stuck being a kid forever? I say we should wish for, I dunno, world peace? The dissolution of the Red Ribbon army? To become the strongest human alive? We've got options.

>B. Ask what happens to Oolong now

You've been living alone in the woods, you have no clue that the Red Ribbon Army even exists.

Something tells me that's not gonna be the case by the time we've got all 7.

You have been misinformed.

You ask Bulma what's going to happen to Oolong now.

"He's coming with us," she answers.

Oolong looks down and gives a little shrug.

"You're still coming too, right?" Bulma asks. "We could really use you. You might be as strong as Goku."

Goku grins.

>A. Ask how strong Goku is

>B. Yes, you're still going

>C. Tell Goku you want to fight him

>D. Something else

>B. Yes, you're still going

>>C. Tell Goku you want to fight him
Then let's find out then!

Deadlock. Choose wisely.

Roll a die or something.

Fine, flipping a coin.

>Heads: B

>Tails: C

Tails won

You tell Bulma that you're still coming.

"Great, then let's get a move on," she says, reaching into her jacket.

She pulls out a round object, and pushes a button on top of it. It begins to blink, and she looks into the distance.

"Alright, found the next Dragonball," she announces. "Let's get going."

You ask her to hold on for a second.

"Huh? How come?" she asks.

You tell Goku that you want to fight him.

"Wait, what?" Bulma asks. "Why would you want to do that?"

You tell her that you want to find out who's stronger.

"Sounds like fun!" Goku says excitedly, taking his stick and throwing it to Bulma. "Bulma, hold my Power Pole."

Oolong sniggers, though you aren't sure why.

Goku drops into a fighting stance, his expression turning serious.

>A. Attack, see how strong he is

>B. Defend and wait for an opening

>C. Something else

Wait! Ground rules! No serious injury or intention maiming. If the other person says they quit or stays down longer than a minute they lose.

Oh, grow a pair user.

>>B. Defend and wait for an opening

Stop shitposting your posters!

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

The write the fucking update! Defend and wait to attack bitch!!! Love ya papa som!

You decide to go for a more cautious strategy this time, and get ready to defend yourself.

Goku takes the invitation and comes running, moving with incredible speed and reaching you so fast you barely have time to react.

His first attack is a punch with his left hand that you manage to block. He follows that with a kick, and you step back to avoid it. He comes at you again, throwing a punch with his right hand that you swat away.

He spins, and next thing you know, his left elbow is slamming into the side of your face.

You take a few steps back, hand coming to hold the spot where you were just struck as your body processes the pain. You have never been hit that hard in your entire life. You're pretty strong, but Goku's even stronger, you can already tell that much.

But, strength isn't everything. Maybe you can still win this fight.

>A. Rush him and try to take out his legs

>B. Fake him out, get around him, and attack from behind

>C. He left himself pretty open in that last charge, let him attack again, then hit him when he comes at you

>D. Give up

>C. He left himself pretty open in that last charge, let him attack again, then hit him when he comes at you

>B. Fake him out, get around him, and attack from behind

>>C. He left himself pretty open in that last charge, let him attack again, then hit him when he comes at you

What was wrong with ? Didn't see it, or didn't care for it?

>>B. Fake him out, get around him, and attack from behind

I liked it, but it came after the time period was up. Keep up writeins like that if you like, though, they seem like they'd fit in dragonball. Hell, you could probably use that writein at a later point if you want

What time period? The one where you had over fifteen hours to adjust?

Touché

Deadlock

Ok, just gonna flip a coin

Heads: B

Tails: C

Heads won

You rush toward Goku, who drops into a fighting stance and gets ready to block your hits.

You pull back your right hand as if you're about to punch him, and he prepares to block as you get close. However, at the last second, you jump, landing behind him.

Goku begins to turn, but doesn't have time to block as you throw a punch that catches him in the side of his face.

He staggers back, rubbing his cheek.

"Ow..." he grumbles before looking back at you and getting into another fighting stance.

He breaks out into a run, coming at you as fast as he can, which doesn't give you a whole lot of time to react.

>A. Meet his charge

>B. Try defending

>C. Try and sweep his legs

>D. Something else