Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?

Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?

Why isn't your husband working?

Fuck you.

Ooohhhh, a wise guy.

Look Im tracin you right now pall.

Ran into a native on the bottom right square of the map, it screamed in it's primitive tongue and threw a rock at me. It crit for -1 damage and broke my helmet. It also mumbled something about a last save being 2 hours ago as I one shot it. How are you?

Bluddflagg 'ere. Who's dis?

[Incomprehensible barking]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

IT RAN OUT OF POWER A FEW DAYS AGO, BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME POWER ARMOR NEEDED FUSION CORES NOW. SO FUCK YOU GUYS, COME PICK ME UP.

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AMD TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!

It's in my backpack

It'll take me two years to earn back that armor. Just let me go to the casinos in New Vegas with 10 LUCK.

But I'm already a 30000 year old kitsune vampire loli angel thanks to my mods so does that mean I'm free to go?

I'm in the middle of the fucking wasteland! You're lucky I was able to find a working computer at all.

This actually raises a lot of dumb questions. How much were the Enclave solders getting paid? Why were they being paid at all if civilization had collapsed. Where they being paid in pre-war money or did they start printing Enclave bucks?

SOLDIER, YOU ARE STILL OUT OF UNIFORM. I GAVE YOU A DIRECT ORDER TO REPORT TO SUPPLIES AND GET YOUR ISSUE.

NOW, GET OUT OF MY FACE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER!

Quartermaster gave me a new suit.
It fits a little weird, but it's got that new suit smell.

Uh, uh, we had a slight malfunction, but we've got everything under control now.

...how are you?

EXCELLENT! YOU'RE IN UNIFORM NOW SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A RARE OPPORTUNITY. WE ARE GOING TO START OVER AS IF I NEVER MET YOUR SORRY ASS. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, SOLDIER?

Nope

OP do you prefer vim or emacs

B-but I thought what we had was special!

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SOLDIERS AFTER ALL. MORE THAN LIKELY YOU'RE ALL SPIES! SOUND THE ALARM AND EXECUTE THESE MAGGOTS!

Yeah well I'm tracing you right back!

nothin....

...personnel

Good job user

You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die.