Dragonball Quest #3

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>>Information

This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twelve year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.

>Rules

At the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.

In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote wins

Rolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.

I hope everyone has fun.

>Current Saga

Pilaf

>>youtube.com/watch?v=BT1Dp69D7q0

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/vlrejdgtLWk?t=121
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Hype

Your boat continues down the river for some time, and everyone is mostly quiet, until Goku's stomach starts rumbling.

He begins searching the bags for something to eat, but comes up empty. He looks over at Oolong, an irritated and accusatory look on his face.

"Why is all the food gone?" he demands. "Did you make a pig of yourself?"

"Unfortunate choice of words, kid," Oolong tells him, still looking forward. "But the great outdoors do make me hungry."

Goku continues to glare at Oolong, but Bulma reaches back to the pig, holding some tiny round object in her palm.

"Here, take this special vitamin," she instructs.

Oolong and Goku both look at her in surprise.

"It'll fill you up, and give you strength," Bulma explains.

Oolong reaches out and takes the vitamin, looking at it with an unimpressed expression.

"It doesn't look like much," he comments. "But I'll try it."

He opens his mouth wide.

>A. Snatch the vitamin from him (80 d100)

>B. Ask Bulma if you can have one

>C. Something else

>C. Give Oolong a beating to swallow it down.

user, pls. I am not letting that one go through.

>C. Feed Oolong your fist

Stahp.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>A. Snatch the vitamin from him (80 d100)

YOLO

I should probably mention that rolls aren't done until after the vote wins.

Too bad.

A.) try to snatch the vitamin from him.

I'm on mobile so I can't roll

Eh, you still get three chances, and only one has to pass. And since your vote is the only none shitpost, it will probably win.

And another for A

ROLL

Dude, there are only like three of us here, just take it.

>ROLL
NO

Rolled 81 (1d100)

Rolled 18 (1d100)

fuck it, I'll roll again.

As Oolong tosses the vitamin toward his mouth, you reach out your hand and catch it. Closing your fingers around the vitamin, you pull it away from Oolong, who looks like he's about to pop his cork.

"What's the big idea, kid?!" he yells, standing up in his seat. "That's mine! Get your own!"

"Tofoo, taking other people's things isn't nice," Goku tells you calmly from his seat.

"Goku's right," Bulma tells you. "That was for Oolong. Give it back, alright?"

>A. Give it back

>B. Eat it yourself

>C. Something else

>C. Give it to Goku

>>A. Give it back

Our renegade interruptions are clearly too much for this group.

>B. Eat it yourself

Please, Bulma's as renegade as it gets right now, and Oolong is a selfish dick. If it was normal food, she wouldn't give a damn if you ate it.

>C. Give it to Goku
>"He needs it more, you shitty pig"

A.) give it back

>Oolong: HEY!
>Bulma: That wasn't very nice!
>Tofoo: I wasn't talking about Oolong.

Oh, she is at least an 8.

Changing my vote to this, although i think the dragonball verse autocorrects most cursing, but i'll support the spirit if not the exact word choice. Inb4 shitty becomes smelly

...

Kek

There is no accounting for a salty Vegeta friend, sodium levels can warp time and space.

...

"Goku needs it more, you selfish pig!" you shout at Oolong before tossing it toward Goku.

Before it reaches him, however, Bulma's hand shoots out and catches the vitamin.

The boat stops, and Bulma turns toward you, giving a disapproving look of intense irritation.

"Look, kid, if you want to come along with us, you're going to have to start listening," she tells you. "I'm in charge here, and I say this vitamin is Oolong's."

Oolong snatches the vitamin from her hand and stuffs it quickly into his mouth.

"Thanks, so what is this anyway?" Oolong asks as he chews it.

"It's...uh, made from all natural ingredients," Bulma explains. "It's very good for you."

"I just hope you health nuts don't eat pork," Oolong comments, leaning back.

>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin

>B. Tell Oolong that it's not like he left you all much else to eat

>C. Complain that Bulma's being bossy

Stop proving me wrong, i need to look like I know what I'm talking about minor things in front of anons on the internet.

That cursing was added by the translators to make it seem more "mature". Several translators have been called out on it.

>>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin

>B. Tell Oolong that it's not like he left you all much else to eat

Be mildly irritated but genuinely curious.

>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin

>A. Ask Bulma why she cares so much about Oolong eating the vitamin
"Don't tell me you fell for him when he transformed into that old guy"

>C. Fuck this. Take her dragon radar and jump to the other side of the river.

This is good

youtu.be/vlrejdgtLWk?t=121

>"You're clearly lacking in the 'ball department."

Ouch Roshi.

Also user why did you feel the need to post this?

"It's not like you left us much else to eat," you tell Oolong.

"Not funny, kid," Oolong tells you as he gulps down the vitamin.

"Why do you care so much about Oolong eating the vitamin?" you ask Bulma, irritation mixed with curiosity in your voice.

Bulma doesn't ay anything. She just gives you a wink before resuming her driving.

"It's my hoggish allure, kid," Oolong tells you with a smirk. "I'm not your average porker."

Goku leans forward. "Bulma, what about me? I'm hungry too."

"Sorry, Goku, that was the last one," Bulma tells him.

Before anybody can say anything else, the engine rumbles, and the boat comes to a stop.

"That's great," Bulma groans. "We're out of gas."

"Is that sort of like..being out of food?" Goku asks.

"Very good, that's exactly what it's like, Goku," Bulma tells him.

"Then let's just feed the boat," Goku suggests.

Bulma turns around, looking at Oolong. "Hey, can you turn into a tank of gas?"

"Against union rules, honey," Oolong answers irritably. "Besides, I get all used up."

Bulma thinks a moment.

>A. How about a paddle, then?

>B. What if you and Goku got out and pushed?

>C. Let Bulma come up with an idea on her own

>A. How about a paddle, then?

>>B. What if you and Goku got out and pushed?
VRRRROOOOOOM

>B. What if you and Goku got out and pushed?

>Bulma doesn't ay ayyyy anything. She just gives you a wink before resuming her driving.

Bitch, don't play games with us, we're a 12 year old? kid who doesn't fuck around.

B.) broom broom

This reminds me, SOM, what do we look like?

"What if me and Goku got out and pushed?" you suggest.

"That might work," Bulma admits. "Good idea."

She looks over at Goku. "Ready for another swim?"

He nods, stripping back out of his clothes and diving into the water. You follow him, and though you're not a strong swimmer, you're fine since you can hold onto the boat.

You and Goku swim side by side, kicking your legs and quickly bringing the boat to shore.

Bulma hops out, and uses a rope to tie the boat to a tree standing by the side of the lake. Oolong follows, and you pull yourself out of the water alongside Goku.

"I have to go to the bathroom," Goku announces once his clothes are back on.

"Okay, but don't be gone too long," Bulma tells him.

Goku marches to the side of the lake and pulls down his pants.

"Goku!" Bulma cries. "Uh, really...."

She walks off to a nearby rock to stand near Oolong, who laments that you won't be able to make it to Fire Mountain.

You can tell by his voice that he's anything but sad.

"I hate to disappoint you," Bulma tells him as she reaches into her pocket. "But, we're practically there already."

"But it's crazy to go there!" Oolong insists. "It's way too dangerous!"

Bulma's body suddenly goes stiff, and you come around to see her eyes wide as saucers. Oolong looks up at her in confusion, and you're right there with him.

>A. Ask what's wrong

>B. Ask if Oolong's got her all scared

>C. Ask if she lost something

>D. Something else

we're blackanese

You're about the same height as Goku, and you have hair. Otherwise, you can pretty much decide for yourselves how you look.

Afro with sideburns and anime nigger lips.

>A. Ask what's wrong

Hey, it's your headcannon, but that is not his "official look"

it is now

Fuck off

Why can't we black, user?

>A. Ask what's wrong

Cause you're being a retard about it.

"What's wrong?" you ask.

"My...dynocaps," she whimpers. "They're...."

She turns, throwing her hands above her head and runs screaming to the edge of the lake.

"AHHH! WE'RE TRAPPED IN A WASTELAND WITH NO WAY TO GET OUT!"

She comes running back, appearing to be on the verge of a breakdown, and gets right in Oolong's face.

"I think you took our dynocaps just like you stole our lunch you little porker!" she shouts.

"Hey! I resent being called little!" Oolong shouts back.

Bulma runs back to the lake and lets out another scream.

"What's the matter?" Goku asks obliviously. "Why are you so upset?"

Bulma drops to her knees, whimpering. "You don't understand, without the dynocaps we're stuck here! No boats, no bikes, nothing! Nada!"

You see that odd cloud from before streak down and position itself below Goku, lifting him into the air just above Bulma.

"But, why can't you just walk, Bulma?" Goku asks.

"Easy for you to say, you can ride the Flying Nimbus!" Bulma tells him.

>A. Ask what the Nimbus is

>B. Tell her that it seems like walking is the only choice you all have

>C. Ask Oolong if he has any ideas

>D. Something else

>B. You mean you don't jump from tree to tree using the sway and the momentum of branches and vines for movement?
>A. Ask what the Nimbus is

>C. Ask Oolong if he has any ideas

>A. Ask what the Nimbus is
>C. Ask Oolong if he has any ideas

A.)
B.)

"What's the Flying Nimbus?" you ask.

"It's my friend," Goku tells you. "The Turtle Hermit gave it to me so I could fly around. But you can only ride it if you have a pure heart."

With that answered, you turn to ask Oolong if he has any ideas, only to find him no longer there.

"Bulma, why don't you have Oolong turn into a bike or something and drive him out of here?" you hear Goku ask.

"Hey! Great idea, Goku, I'm glad I thought of it," she says before turning toward you and the spot where Oolong was a moment ago.

She talks in a sweet voice. "Oolong, dear, would you do me a favor and-"

Her eyes widen when she sees Oolong is no longer there.

"Ugh! He ditched us!"

>A. Go look for Oolong

>B. You didn't need him anyway

>C. Ask Goku to get up high with the Nimbus and look for him

>D. Something else

>B. You didn't need him anyway
>D. Well he won't get very far if you did what I think you did

>C. Ask Goku to get up high with the Nimbus and look for him

>C. Ask Goku to get up high with the Nimbus and look for him
>D. Where would he even go?

"Goku, can you get on the Nimbus and look for him from up high?" you ask.

He nods. "Don't worry, I'll get him back."

With that he soars off on his flying cloud, leaving you and Bulma behind. After a few minutes, he returns, but Oolong is still nowhere to be seen.

"There's no sign of him anywhere," he tells you.

Bulma grinds her teeth. "Ugh! I knew I couldn't trust him!"

She turns toward the woods, cups her hands in front of her face, and shouts through clenched teeth, "PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY! PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY!"

>A. Ask why she's doing that

>B. Join in the shouting

>C. Something else

>C. Can I ride it for a bit?

>B. Join in the shouting

>B. Join in the shouting
>C. Invite Goku to join in the shouting

B.)

Why are quest threads still being posted on Veeky Forums?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Mods allow it, and /qst/ is flooded with other shitty boards. Hopefully we'll get some quality entertainment that way.

Don't engage, it's what they want.

"PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!" you join in shouting. "PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!"

A foul smell fills the air, and you're pretty sure you can hear a groan coming from somewhere nearby.

"Hey!" Bulma calls. "Hey, Oolong! What's the matter, little piggy? You know that vitamin I gave you? It's really a pill that makes you have to go squatty potty every time somebody makes the piggy sound! You aren't going anywhere! Guess I've got you under my power now, little piggy!"

You see Goku move, and he takes out his Power Pole, dropping into a fighting stance and fixing a serious look on Bulma.

Bulma glances over at him in confusion, and he jumps into the air, twirling his Power Pole and landing a good ten yards away.

"What's with you?" Bulma asks him.

"You're a witch!" Goku declares, pointing at Bulma. "You cast a spell on Oolong! Admit it!"

"Oh Goku, don't be so naïve," Bulma says before smiling at him. "If I were a witch, I wouldn't need the Dragonballs to grant my wishes."

>A. Ask Goku if he's ever actually seen a witch before

>B. Tell Bulma she does kind of act like a witch

>C. Tell Goku witches aren't usually as pretty as Bulma

>D. Thank Bulma for making sure you didn't eat that pill

>E. Something else

>D. Thank Bulma for making sure you didn't eat that pill

>B. Tell Bulma she does kind of act like a witch
>D. Thank Bulma for making sure Goku didn't eat that pill

>D. Thank Bulma for making sure you didn't eat that pill

This

>E. Hey now, if she was a witch, would she have...
>D. Thank Bulma for making sure Goku didn't eat that pill

"Thanks for making sure me and Goku didn't eat that pill," you tell her.

She gives you a little smile. "You really should just trust me. I know you aren't a coward like Oolong, so I don't have to worry about-"

"Cheap shot," Oolong complains as he stumbles out of the bushes, carrying a roll of toilet paper. "Lucky for me I brought some toilet paper along."

Bulma crosses her arms, smirking. "So, I trust my little pill will keep you in line?"

"Yeah," Oolong tells her.

He looks away, and Goku walks over to him.

"Yeah, I'll be in line to get into the bathroom, that's for sure," he grumbles.

"I bet this sort of stuff wouldn't happen if you acted nicer," Goku suggests.

"I can still take you, kid!" Oolong declares, puffing out his chest.

"Oh?" Goku asks, grinning and cupping his hands in front of his face. "Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"

Oolong runs into the nearest bush, and you hear him groan loudly as another foul smell appears. You see toilet paper flying as Oolong looks at Goku with enraged tears.

"I'll get you for this!" he promises.

Goku laughs while covering his nose.

>A. Say piggy a few times

>B. Tell Oolong that he really should stop making Bulma mad

>C. Ask Bulma what happens now

>D. Something else

>C. Ask Bulma what happens now

>B. Tell Oolong that he really should stop making Bulma mad
>C. Ask Bulma what happens now

>D. Hey, it could be worse, we may run low on food and start craving porkchops.

It's like you don't want to ride the Nimbus.

hey, we killed a pteradactyl the other day and sold it.

Pterodactyls are dicks. And you traded it for clothes you needed.

Oolong is a dick, and we may just need food.

>we become public enemy #1 of the Red Pants Army

This

"You should really stop making Bulma mad," you tell Oolong.

"Thanks for the news flash, kid!" Oolong shouts as he continues to clean himself up.

"I need my motorcycle now, Oolong," Bulma tells him as she comes to stand beside you.

"You lazy..." Oolong starts as he emerges from the bushes.

He thinks better of continuing, and instead turns into a motor scooter.

Bulma looks almost repulsed by this new shape, and comments that this isn't what she had in mind as she approaches Oolong.

"Me either, toots!" he tells her angrily.

"Oh well, let's go," Bulma says, putting Oolong's kickstand up before sitting down.

The second she does, they both collapse to the ground.

"Can't you do anything right?" Bulma asks him as she gets up. "What are we supposed to do now, pork chop?"

"Look, you amazon, do you think it's nice being squashed to the ground by a horse like you?" he retorts before retaking his real shape. "So that's the thanks I get. What's the use, anyway? I can only hold a new shape for five minutes, then poof! Everyone thinks shape-changing makes you stronger than you are, but it don't. I couldn't even carry you out of here if I wanted to. But, I've got another idea."

>A. Ask what it is

>B. Ask him not to do anything stupid

>C. Warn him that running away is a bad idea

>D. Something else

2cute

At this rate, you might.

>D. Why don't we just tie a rope to Goku and catch a ride on the Flying Nimbus?

>C. Warn him that running away is a bad idea
>not changing so his face is the seat
Oolong is dumber than I thought

Yeah, that's a good point.

Try this Lol sounds good to me. Don't know how well it would work though.

"Why don't we tie a rope to Goku and catch a ride on the Flying Nimbus?" you suggest.

Bulma thinks it over for a moment before shuddering and shaking her head.

"No, if the rope snaps we're goners," she tells you. "I've almost fallen to my death enough times for one lifetime."

"Gosh, Bulma, I don't think you're THAT heavy," Goku tells her.

"WELL THANKS A LOT, KID!" she shouts angrily.

She calms herself and looks over at Oolong. "What's your idea?"

Oolong smirks, and transforms into a pair of underwear.

"Here, how's this Bulma?" he asks in a mocking tone. "Put me on, then only you and Tofoo have to walk!"

Bulma, shaking with rage, pulls back her hand and smacks him to the ground with all the force she can muster.

"YOU PERVERT!"

As Oolong twitches on the ground, Goku floats over on the Nimbus.

"Next time, why don't you try being her hat?" he suggests.

Bulma glares at Oolong before sighing in resignation. "I guess we're walking."

>A. Offer to carry her

>B. Alright then, which way?

>C. Something else

Are there any trees around?