New ork klan

There are not enough orks in the galaxy,
we must make a new klan

Deff rolla engaged, roll for Klan or Freeboota (d10)

KLAN.

ZOG FREEBOOTAZ!

Rolled 3 (1d10)

KLAN CULLA IZ PURPLE!

WE IZ SNEAKY GITZ!

Its a real proper KLAN

Pick a color ya git! (d100)

Rolled 90 (1d100)

Purple, someone on this thread is an oracle

We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Oo wuz 'e boss ?

WE DUN WAAAAUUUUGGGH WIT MORKS BLESSIN!

Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)

Rolled 5 (1d10)

WEZ GOTS EAPS OF CHOPPA BOYZ!

...

Sneaky slugga git was a good git

Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)

Rolled 75 (1d100)

Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Rolled 1 (1d10)

rollin' for CW eldars

'E SMASHED AN' BASHED AN SNEAKY SLASHED A 'OLE LOTTA PANZEES!

Gork or Mork? (d10)

MORK!

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Rolled 2 (1d10)

MORK ! MORK ! MORK !

Gork
Dead sneeky an' killy

'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)

Enuff for a propa fight!

roll, ya dingus

No.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

how many of dem sneaky gitz do we have ?

We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
(wyrdboy got it roight)

See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)

Rolled 99 (1d100)

WAAAAGH

I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
sneaky alliez

See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
Blast em! Chop em! Slit them!

>WAAAAAGH

Rolled 61 (1d100)

Letz show dem 'oo da sneakiest

Dem 'nid squigs
Sneaky stab da 'uge squids, go shadow 'o da kolossusz on dem!

We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Dokz, bio logikal sneaky warfare

Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)

Rolled 13 (1d100)

Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
We iz zoggin bad at lootin

Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)

Rolled 2 (1d10)

Bad lootin' iz zogging unproppa.

Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek

DAS IT, KLAN DUNN

CHEK OUT ME NEW LOOTED LIKKTOR!

EZ GOOD BOSS!!

Nidkillaz, WAAAAGH

Pretty shit generation table.

You would think Orks would have summoned up the most imagination put into a Klan creation table.