Dragonball Quest #5

Ask for a beer

"Is there another bathroom?" you ask Oolong. "I need to pee."

"Sorry, kid, Bulma's in the only bathroom," Oolong tells you. "If you can't hold it, you'll have to go outside."

>A. Hold it

>B. Go outside

>Yes, this decision matters, I promise

>B. Go outside

B.) go outside.
Inb4 someone is peeping

>>B. Go outside

You're having a hard time holding it, so you decide to go on outside and find a rock or something to pee on.

When you open the door, you're greeted to an unexpected sight.

Two people are running toward you. One is a dark-haired woman in a military uniform, and the other is a dog-man in purple with a sword on his back and some kind of box in his hand.

They stop in their tracks when they see you, surprise on their faces as their bodies go stiff.

"Mai, I think he sees us," the dog man says.

"Yes, that seems pretty obvious, Shu," the woman tells him.

"Now what do we do?" Shu asks.

"I don't want to hurt a kid, but orders are orders," Mai says, pulling out a gun.

"Right," Shu says, drawing his sword. "Alright, kid, step away from the camper, unless you want to get cut in half."

>A. Ask why they're here

>B. Tell them they're not scary

>C. Tell Shu you like his outfit/sword

>D. Tell Mai you think she's pretty

>E. Tell them you're not letting them do anything bad to your friends

>F. Something else

>C.
>D.
>F. Knock their weapons/weapon away.

>B. Tell them they're not scary
>D. Tell Mai you think she's pretty

What is a Goo God? Are you some sort of spunk deity? A jizz wizard?

SOM do we have any techniques? Or just beat em up tactics?

Nowadays mostly a jizz wizard, but I made up the name to use in a quest a while ago and just stuck with it for some reason.

>D. Tell Mai you think she's pretty
>A
MAI TIME BITCHES

Beat em up tactics. Techniques come later.

You ask the two of them why they're here.

"That's none of your business, kid!" Shu tells you. "Stop asking questions or you're gonna be in for a world of hurt!"

"You guys aren't scary," you tell them.

"Not scary?" Mai asks.

You shake your head. "No, you're pretty."

Mai's face turns red, and so does Shu's.

"You think I'm pretty?" he asks.

"He means me, Shu!" Mai tells him.

"Oh...okay, I guess that makes sense," Shu tells her.

"I like your outfit and sword," you tell him.

"Thanks, kid, you know, not many people appreciate the sty-wait, hold on a second, we aren't here to talk!" he shouts.

"Step away from the camper, or you're going to regret it," Mai tells you. "You have until the count of three. One..."

You rush forward and kick the gun out of Mai's hand, then duck under Shu's sword as he swings it at you.

>A. Hit Shu

>B. Try to disarm Shu without hurting him

>C. Kick Mai's gun away

>D. Something else

>B. Try to disarm Shu without hurting him
"Be a good dog"

>B.
Don't hurt the Doggo

Also call out for goku if we can.

"Be a good dog," you tell Shu, jumping over a swing of his sword and landing behind him.

He turns to swing, but you catch his hands and rip the sword from his grasp and toss it away into the sand.

Mai picks her gun back up and fires. You jump in place, yelling in surprise as you barely avoid the bullets hitting the ground around your feet.

"Hey, what's going on out here?"

You look over to the camper and see Goku emerging, holding his Power Pole and getting ready to fight.

"Mai, does that kid look familiar?" Shu asks, picking up his sword.

"Yes, isn't he the kid from the canyon?" Mai asks.

"This just keeps getting worse," Shu laments. "How many of them are there?"

You catch movement out of the corner of your eye, and look over to see two people vanishing behind a nearby rock.

"We're outnumbered, Shu," Mai says. "We need to retreat for now."

"Right!" Shu says.

The two of them turn and run off, and you watch as they climb into two big objects and hop off.

"Who were they?" Goku asks, hopping down.

"WOULD YOU TWO GET IN HERE?!" Oolong shouts. "WE NEED TO LEAVE BEFORE THEY COME BACK!"

>A. Go inside

>B. Ask Goku if he knows who those people were

>C. Warn Oolong that someone else is out here

>D. Something else

>B. Ask Goku if he knows who those people were

>C.
>D. Go after the people we saw.

Deadlock

Why not combine them?

"Do you know who those people were?" you ask Goku.

"I think I saw them when I was finding dinner the other day," Goku answers.

You warn Oolong that there's someone else out there, then dash off after the two fleeing people.

"FLYING NIMBUS!" you hear Goku shout.

"GET BACK HERE, YOU IDIOTS!" Oolong calls.

In a few seconds, Goku is flying beside you on the flying Nimbus, a confused look on his face.

"Where are you going?" he asks.

>A. You're following those people

>B. Tell Goku you need to catch those people

>C. Tell Goku to go back and protect Oolong and Bulma

>D. Something else

>C. Tell Goku to go back and protect Oolong and Bulma

>C.
>B.

You tell Goku that you need to catch those people, and instruct him to go protect Oolong and Bulma.

"But what about you?" he asks.

You assure him that you'll be fine.

Goku turns the Nimbus around and flies back toward the camper as you continue to dash after the fleeing vehicles Shu and Mai climbed into.

They hop across the desert quite fast, and you aren't sure if you'll be able to catch up with them. Besides, you have no idea where they're going.

>A. Turn back

>B. Keep following them

>A. Don't want to get lost alone in the desert.

>A. Turn back
They got away :/

>B. Keep following them
Chase that ass to the ends of the earth!

I like your style, but you have been overruled.

I like your style too, Senpai!

You realize this chase won't accomplish much, so you stop and turn around, heading back the way you came. You see sand being kicked up in the distance, and figure it's the camper moving someplace else, so you run right for it.

Instead, what you find is Yamcha and Puar, who are trailing the camper from a distance.

They don't see you as you approach, if you wanted to, you could probably catch them by surprise and make it harder for them to follow you.

>A. Jump and Kick the vehicle

>B. Jump and kick Yamcha

>C. Jump and kick Puar

>D. Ignore them, just follow the camper

Can we wave hello to them and inform them that we know they're following us?

Sure.

>E. Jump on the back of the car sneakily if we can, otherwise just run right past them. And wave.

It cool if I combine these two?

You're the dude running the quest, it's your call if something is cool or not.

Yes sir, don't even bother asking desu, I wanna get this quest running!

You run up behind Yamcha's vehicle, hopping into the back of it while he and Puar aren't looking.

They continue trailing the camper, completely oblivious to your presence.

"Yamcha, who were those two people in the machines?" Puar asks.

"Someone else after our haul," Yamcha answers with a chuckle. "I guess they didn't count on the super powered kid in the camper."

"He was pretty tough, Yamcha, are you sure we can take all of them?" Puar asks.

"The kid's pretty good," Yamcha admits. "But he hasn't seen anything yet. Once he gets a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist, it's all over for him."

"But Yamcha, what about the girl?" Puar asks.

"Don't worry, my furry little friend," Yamcha placates the cat. "I'll be able to handle her."

"Hey," you speak up.

The two of them turn around to look at you, eyes wide with shock.

"I know that you're following us," you tell them.

"Where did he come from?" Puar squeaks.

"Where did you go?" Yamcha asks, "I could have sworn I saw you run off, so where did you come from?"

>A. Tell them that you couldn't keep up with the other two

>B. Kick Yamcha off the vehicle

>C. Kick Puar off the vehicle

>D. Something else

>D. Something else
Ask Yamcha if he wants to spar.

>A.
>B.
>D. Take over the vehicle.
Don't really know if it's complicated to drive it or not.

I really like your style, senpai

supporting

Desu

You jump, kicking Yamcha in the face and knocking him off of his vehicle.

"Yamcha!" Puar cries, leaping off the vehicle before you have to do anything.

You take over the controls and start driving it. The only problem is you're too short to pilot it effectively while also keeping track of where you're going, so you crash into a sand dune after about twenty seconds.

Getting back up, you run after the camper, catching it as it stops and going inside.

"Did he say where he was going?" you hear Oolong ask as you step inside.

"He was chasing after that person and dog," Goku explains.

As the door shuts, Goku and Oolong jump up, Goku taking out his Power Pole while Oolong ducks behind the table.

"Hey, Tofoo!" Goku greets with a smile. "Did you find them?"

>A. No, they were too fast

>B. No, but you did stop Yamcha from following you

>C. Something else

>B. No, but you did stop Yamcha from following you
I feel kinda bad for Yamcha

>B. No, but you did stop Yamcha from following you

>C. Something else
What's a "peep hole"? Is that like a hole in trees where birds make their nest?

>B.
>C. Pee finally

"No, but I stopped Yamcha from following us," you tell Goku. "Oh, and Oolong, I wanted to ask, what's a "peep hole"? Is that like a hole in trees where birds make their nests?"

"Sure, kid," he answers. "More importantly, did you say Yamcha?"

You nod. "And I still have to pee."

"Great, I knew we weren't safe out here!" Oolong groans.

"Don't worry," Goku says reassuringly. "The worst that can happen is that they take our stuff."

Oolong frowns. "That's it, huh? Well I don't know if you've noticed, but I have some very serious cargo here. You're not worried because you don't have anything worth stealing."

"Yeah-huh!" Goku retorts. "My Dragonball."

"Dragonball?" Oolong asks. "What's that?"

"Well, Bulma sdked me not to show you, but I guess it's okay," Goku says, retrieving a shiny orange orb with four stars on it from a pouch on his hip. "Neat, huh?"

Oolong admires it for a moment, asking what it is.

"Well, if you get all seven, then a big dragon pops out and grants your wish," Goku explains.

"And you're sure that's true?" Oolong asks.

Goku nods.

"So when you get all seven, a dragon appears and grants your wish?" Oolong asks. "Any wish you can think of?"

Goku nods.

>A. Ask what Goku would wish for

>B. Ask Oolong what he thinks you all should wish for

>C. Something else

>B. Ask Oolong what he thinks you all should wish for

...

>C. Say you would wish for the ability to have unlimited potential as long as you believe you can win and keep trying.

But in reality
>A.

"What would you wish for?" you ask Goku.

"Hmm...I dunno," he answers honestly.

"So, how many more Dragonballs do we need?" Oolong asks.

"Just two," Goku answers.

Oolong looks between you and Goku excitedly. "We're onto something really big here, old buddies."

"What would you wish for?" you ask Oolong.

He thinks for a moment. "Well, look, I think we need to cut Bulma out of this."

"But Bulma and I are partners," Goku tells him. "Why would you want to cut her out?"

"Look, she's a girl," Oolong explains. "And we're guys. And we're going to want to wish for guy things, like...a harem! With three hundred girls!"

"Gosh, why would you want three hundred girls?" Goku asks.

You hear the sound of a door shutting, and Oolong, who was red in the face and drooling, suddenly goes back to looking normal.

"How's that, kid?" he asks.

Yeah, Bulma's probably coming.

>A. Don't say anything

>B. Well, three hundred pretty smart girls like Bulma sounds great!

>C. Nah, the only girl you need around is Bulma

>D. Goku has a point, could you imagine having to listen to three hundred Bulmas?

>E. Something else

>D. Goku has a point, could you imagine having to listen to three hundred Bulmas?
again man, I'm on the bulma train, but this is too good

This is Gucci

>E. Something else
"Whats a harem? Is it some sort of large house, cause it sounds like a large house if it has 300 people in it."

>C. Something else
Wonder what we'd wish for.

"Goku has a point," you comment. "Could you imagine having to listen to three hundred Bulma's?"

Goku nods in agreement.

The two of you then yelp in surprise as Bulma clocks you each over the head.

"How dare you two!" Bulma shouts.

You look up to see that she's not wearing any clothes. She's wrapped in a towel and has another on her head. She's also glaring at you and Goku.

She looks over at Oolong. "Do you have any spare pajamas?"

"Oh, like mine would fit you," Oolong tells her, approaching the refrigerator.

Bulma sighs. "So what am I supposed to wear to bed, then?"

"What am I?" Oolong asks. "Your butler?"

"Well with that hat, you look like one," Bulma tells him. "Or a limo driver, or something."

Oolong opens the fridge and grabs three glasses. He approaches Bulma and offers her one.

"Here, this cold juice will calm your nerves," he tells her.

Bulma smiles. "You can be a sweet swine, can't you?"

"More than you'll ever know," Oolong tells her, handing her the glass.

"Thank you," Bulma says before taking a sip.

Oolong turns to Goku and offers him one.

Goku takes a sip. "Eww, this stuff tastes gross!"

"It's for health nuts," Oolong says with a shrug. "It's supposed to make you stronger."

"Well, down the hatch.." Goku says before gulping down the rest of it.

He grins. "Hey! I do feel stronger!"

>A. Ask if you can have some

>B. Ask what flavor it is

>C. Tell Oolong not to listen to Bulma, you like his outfit

>D. Ask Bulma why she didn't pack any extra clothes

>C. Tell Oolong not to listen to Bulma, you like his outfit
>D. Ask Bulma why she didn't pack any extra clothes
Hehe comrade ham

>>C. Tell Oolong not to listen to Bulma, you like his outfit
>>D. Ask Bulma why she didn't pack any extra clothes

>D.
>E.dont drink any, we know he is a bad piggy, so we shall not trust him.

>C. Tell Oolong not to listen to Bulma, you like his outfit
>D. Ask Bulma why she didn't pack any extra clothes

"Don't listen to her, Oolong," you tell her. "I like your outfit."

He chuckles. "Thanks, kid. I think it really brings out my inner ham."

"Bulma, why didn't you pack any extra clothes?" you ask.

"I did, but they were in my dynocaps," she answers bitterly.

"Hey Oolong, aren't you going to have a drink?" Goku asks.

Oolong looks down at the glass in his hands, then glances over to you. He pauses for a second before sniffing it and holding his nose.

"Oh, uh, this glass has gone bad," he answers. "And that's the last of it."

He walks over to the kitchen sink and pours it down the drain.

Bulma yawns. "I'm tired, where do I sleep?"

"Just go right up the stairs," Oolong tells her.

Bulma yawns and starts toward them. "Goodnight."

Partway up the stairs, she stops and glares at Oolong. "And don't even think about coming up here, or else I'll just have to make the piggy sound, and you'll be going wee wee wee, all the way home!"

"Gotcha!" Oolong says with a smile.

"And since you're not doing anything, I want my clothes cleaned by morning!" she tells him.

"Right," Oolong says, still smiling.

As soon as Bulma disappears up the stairs, Oolong scowls and walks over to the table.

"Man, the way she was bossing me around, you'd think we were married or something," Oolong comments. "I'll never understand women."

Goku lets out a yawn, then seems to fall asleep right in his seat.

Oolong grins.

>A. Ask where you can sleep

>B. Ask if he did something to them

>C. Being married to Bulma doesn't sound so bad

>D. Something else

>B.

>C. Being married to Bulma doesn't sound so bad

>>C. Being married to Bulma doesn't sound so bad
I'm sure all she needs is someone to talk to. Dad always said all sour fruit can be sweet under the right conditions...although he wasn't really talking about women at the time, but I'm sure the same rules apply.

"Being married to Bulma doesn't sound so bad," you comment.

"Well I guess the nagging might be worth it for the-" Oolong starts, then remembers he's talking to a kid. "Wait, why would you say that? All she does is yell at you."

You shrug. "Maybe she just needs someone to talk to. My dad used to say "all sour fruit can be sweet under the right conditions". He wasn't talking about girls, but I think it's kind of the same."

"Right...well, listen, kid, Bulma and Goku are asleep, so I think you and I need to have a serious talk," he says, going to the fridge and grabbing a couple of beers.

He hands you one and sits down, inviting you to sit next to him.

>A. Take a seat and a beer

>B. Take a beer, but stand

>C. Sit, but don't drink, Bulma told you not to

>D. Ask if he had something to do with Bulma and Goku going to sleep

>E. Something else

>C. Sit, but don't drink, Bulma told you not to
try to fake it tho

>>B. Take a beer, but stand
>E. Something else
Play along but mentally prepare for TRUE VIOLENCE

This

>B
Bulma isnt our mom

You stay standing but take a sip of the beer.

Oolong seems happy with this, and takes a sip of his own.

"So look, you and I have a real chance for something great, here," Oolong tells you. "We both know Bulma's not going to wish for anything we'd all want, and Goku wouldn't know what to wish for, so he'd just go along with whatever she wants."

He looks over at Goku, then glances upstairs.

"But we could take the Dragonballs and wish for whatever we want," he tells you. "Even if you don't like the harem idea, we could wish to be the two richest people in the world! Think about it! We could buy whatever we want, and if you wanted to, you could even buy Goku and Bulma whatever they want."

He reaches over and picks up Goku's Dragonball. "There's only two more to go, with my powers and your muscle, we can find them in no time!"

He looks up at you. "What do you say, kid?"

>A. Sounds like a plan

>B. Sorry, but no, Goku and Bulma are your friends

>C. No

>D. No, but maybe you and him should talk to Bulma about the wish

>E. Something else

>D.
If the wish is as shit as in canon then we wouldn't let her use it anyway

>D. No, but maybe you and him should talk to Bulma about the wish
I like all of you too much.

>D. No, but maybe you and him should talk to Bulma about the wish
Besides she has the dragon radar there is literally nothing stopping us from going after them again later.
Just stay with us for a little while youll get your chance soon enough im sure.

"No," you tell him. "But maybe we should talk to Bulma about the wish."

"I don't think that'll do us much good, kid," he tells you with a sigh, leaning back and putting down the Dragonball.

You aren't sure if he's accepting your judgment, or just knows better than to think he could beat you.

Before the conversation can progress any further, there's a knock on the door.

>A. Go see who it is

>B. Tell Oolong to drive, and fast

>C. Something else

C.Tell him to open the door while you prepare for TRUE VIOLENCE.

Agreed

Yeah that sounds fine

You tell Oolong to open the door, and tell him that you'll handle whoever this is.

"Alright, kid," he tells you.

You open the door and leap outside, only to jump out of the way as bullets strike the ground at your feet.

You look ahead to see Yamcha and Puar, the former of whom has a black eye, possibly as a result of you knocking him off of his vehicle.

"Well, hello there my little friend," he greets. "You and I have some unfinished business."

He keeps the gun aimed at you, and you get ready to move. "Hand over your Dragonballs, and you can leave. You can keep everything else."

>A. Ask him if he's too scared to fight without his gun

>B. Stick your tongue out at him

>C. Charge at him

>D. Something else

>A

Also, TRUE VIOLENCE sounds like it should be our first real attack move.

>>A. Ask him if he's too scared to fight without his gun

TRUE VIOLENCE is more of a state of mind then an attack. Its a state used to see past all the bullshit that comes with fighting. During TRUE VIOLENCE the only thing that matters is the act itself, indulging in the base and simple pleasure of getting to hurt others.

"Too scared to fight without your gun?" you ask him.

Yamcha frowns. "Hardly."

He tosses the weapon to Puar, then drops into a fighting stance.

"Alright kid, say your prayers!" he tells you.

>A. Attack!

>B. Get ready to defend from whatever he throws your way

>C. Something else

>>C. Something else
Fake a charge at Yamcha but toss your beer can at Puar so he drops the gun.

A.)

This
Get dem guns outta there

You rush toward Yamcha, throwing your beer can at Puar.

The can strikes the cat in the face, causing the floating feline to drop the gun. Yamcha looks over at Puar in surprise, giving you the opening you need.

You kick Yamcha in the jaw with enough force to knock him off his feet, and he falls back into the sand.

You land, looking between him and Puar, the latter of whom is apparently out cold.

"Puar!" Yamcha yells with dread.

He glares at you, and punches you in the face, sending you staggering back. Next thing you know, he's running right for you.

"WOLF FANG FIST!" he shouts.

You're firs hit in the face with a punch that causes you to stagger back another step, then repeatedly struck with a combination of punches and claw-strikes. His hands move like lightning, and you can barely keep track of it, much less defend from it. You're forced to stand where you are and get relentlessly pummeled, until Yamcha finishes the attack with a double-palm strike that sends you slamming against the trailer, and falling face-first into the sand.

You think that hurt even worse than when Goku hit you.

You slowly push yourself back up to see Yamcha cradling Puar, looking down at the cat with concern in his eyes.

You're in a lot of pain right now, but you think you can still fight, and he looks distracted.

This might be your chance.

>A. Attack again

>B. Get in the camper and tell Oolong to drive

>C. Something else

>C. Something else
Act more wounded than we are and wait for his next move then counter attack. Hes clearly very confident in his attack so im sure he believes he could one shot us with it.

You want to see if you can take Yamcha by surprise, so you act more wounded than you really are.

You take a few steps toward him, then groan and drop to your knees.

Yamcha gently sets Puar down and turns toward you, stomping over and standing over you.

"Alright, kid, now you're going to-"

You leap up and slam your head into his jaw.

Your legs are weak after your beating, so your attack has less power than it would normally. Yamcha takes a step back, but smirks, kneeing you in the face with enough force to throw you back toward the camper.

"You're tough, but you're out matched," Yamcha tells you, cracking his knuckles. "Now it's time for some payback."

>End updates

That's it for tonight guys, I hope to run tomorrow, but follow me @qmdralo to see for sure when threads are up

Hope everyone had fun

Wow outmatched by Yamcha, I forgot he was ever an actual threat.
Anyway ill see you tomorrow Som sleep tight.

Awesome mate, see you around!