Stat me, dirtbags!
Stat me, dirtbags!
Leo Wilson
Luis Martin
str 10
dex 11
con 14
wis 6
int 17
cha 12
Tyler Barnes
>6 ranks in Longarms (Shotguns)
>6 ranks in Knowledge: Professional- Those Dirty Blues
>Incompetent (Engineering)
Samuel Jackson
.5 Griffs
Brayden Scott
That's a low blow.
Chase Edwards
>>Incompetent (Engineering)
He made a sentient robot.
Jack Green
>An Incompetent character possesses a total lack of knowledge or ability with a certain Active skill group— or, perhaps worse, they have some vague knowledge or the skills contained in the group, but they have neither the coordination nor the comprehension to come anywhere close to carrying it off properly.
He was given a kit for a robot, then fucked it up so the robot only speaks Spanish. He also built a cyborg (with help, and plenty of spare parts) that shoots itself in the foot. He's just not good at making things, at least with any kind of consistency.
Tyler Bailey
He fixed the puma
Nathaniel Young
He burnt some Edge for that one.
Nathan King
Church get off tg and go help your team.
David Rivera
>implying it's not Simmons shitposting in safety when he heard about Washingsarge
Jordan Campbell
+5 to rousing speeches
Anthony Hughes
>mfw seeing where the show went
Isaiah Kelly
Monty was a mistake
Nicholas Howard
>Monty was a mistake
Monty died user...
Henry Smith
he WAS a mistake, not IS a mistake
Kevin Torres
Chupa: thingy
Blood: enemies
YooHoo: Strawberry
Griffimo: Retardicus
Chk-Chk: Blam
Angel Martin
The shitty mo-cap could have been forgiven if the writing and comedy hadn't gone downhill after season 5.
Jace Russell
The writing was adequate, if anything blood gulch chronicle was wearing thin at that point anyway. It's the Chorus trilogy that was the ultimate cringe worthy writing with cliches and underused plot points.
Noah Fisher
>built a robot that only speaks spanish
a lot of the shit that went wrong with Lopez was because Church went back in time and fucked with Lopez when Sarge wasn't looking
Joshua Powell
Yeah, then he fucked up again with Dos.0
Hudson Murphy
I liked the mo-cap fight scenes and conversations. Better than another season of bobbing heads and stiff-limbed soldiers all shooting in the exact same way.
Chorus was definitely a step down- Kerry and Miles are not as funny, or as clever, as the show needs them to be.