A bashful young dragonborn wants to join your party

>a bashful young dragonborn wants to join your party

This party serves alcohol, sorry

Get a proper sword. And one that you can actually swing.
Then, go get a helmet. You need a helmet, your head is important. Also get that armor seen too, it looks like it's so thin as to be worthless.
Are you even fit enough to walk around with armor and steel all day? You look like you're made of twigs who've never seen the sun before.
Finally, go and be an actual dragonborn. That's a half-dragon.

...and you better have a hair tie too. That stuff's a hindrance.

Sorry, no lizards.

Senpai, you've got it all wrong. Opulence and dragon-kind go hand in hand. She's not wielding a sword, that's a decorative club. It's important for nobles to bear arms matching their status, right? You certainly wouldn't expect a duke or even the king himself to see the field of battle with a regular old arming sword. In her culture, the artistry of a weapon is far more important than its practicality. As for its usability, Dragons are notoriously stronger than humans. No doubt, even if two handed weapons are somewhat clumsy, a single hit with it will crush plate and bone.

Next, notice those horns on the side of her head? Those are extensions of bone from a supremely thick skull. Though it reduces her CHA and INT score when interacting with protagonists and love interests it gives her plenty of cranial protection, more so than any flimsy piece of metal would provide.

The armor is, once again, a symbol of dragon-kin culture. Notice the stomach is in the pattern of the underside of a reptile? And you should well know that splint or scale mail is far lighter than plate and lessens the fatigue on the wearer during a battle. This pattern is made with much the same in mind.

Fit enough? Again, magic dragon girl. No need to apply human logic here. Also, half dragons are ugly and gross.

... you're spot on with the hair tie bit though. Practical and cute.

We wake before dawn, PT before march, drills before sack time. Your night watch shift will be assigned to you based on the demands of the team.

Equal stake, you're responsible for your own food supply and your lodging wherever we stay. If you don't work, you don't get paid. Shared stake is for the maintenance and repair of equipment and for emergency healing services you cannot afford on your own only.

You'll earn your full say in the group when you've bled with us. Fall behind on the first job and you're staying behind. Earn your keep and you're in as long as you live.

Can she cook?

>OP posts his latest fap fodder with a single sentence of filler.

> this guy thinks he's clever
> also thinks plates of armor are thick

Of course. If she wants to join the order there's paperwork and oaths and things, but honestly we need all the help we can get given the circumstances, so just tagging along isn't out of the question.

>nobles to bear arms matching their status
This party has a strict no-nobles policy.

We're starting bloody, glorious revolutions. Don't need someone undermining out efforts. Now get the fuck out of our way before we execute you as an enemy of Liberty.

"Basic sparring with me, no aiming to bleed, let's see if you can even lift that sword."

>Finally, go and be an actual dragonborn. That's a half-dragon.
This has never been true.

>kobolds
>people

My bad, I thought this was the vermin extermination forces. Damn pests keep wandering about my hoard thinking they're free to move in just because it isn't in a city.

See you all soon~

>Kobolds

Well, children used to drink alcohol too, much safer than drinking water at the time.

>Kobolds

>kobolds

Sounds all right, but first some ground rules.

Rule One. Do not stand in front of the explosives guy while in combat. I shouldn't have to explain why this is important.

Rule Two. Do not stand in front of the mage while in combat. He has... bad luck. With ice spears. Just stay on his flanks.

Rule Three. Do not stand next to the minotaur while in combat. He's a barbarian. He's good at what he does. He's also very stupid.

Rule Four. Do not stand behind the paladin while in combat. Sometimes he sprouts phoenix wings and it's just not any fun to get caught in that.

Rule Five. Do not. Stand. In front. Of the explosives guy. Ever. Do not do it.

Rule Six. Don't kill the monk. You'll probably want to, but don't.

If you can handle all that then we should get along pretty well. Welcome aboard.

>kobolds

>samefag memorized DnD bullshit
kek

So basically everyone should just line up side by side in combat?

"sigh," Let Kongol guess, you had the dream too? I Kongol, Spell sentinel of the Dream Team, lets get you to the Queen so we can get you a citizenship ring so the force wall doesnt kill you when you walk through it. Also avoid the one called Pyr'Pyl, he will try and scare the shit out of you