Healing potion

It heals the soul.

If the soul has diabetes, then demon's won't want you.

Pleb tier.

Last time I buy from Giggling Koko's Emporium of Magics.

>anything but Rum

Fags detected

>Helpful items should have downsides senpai

Okay, here's your new healing potion. It must be injected into an artery to work properly.
>tfw have to make a medicine check to quickly find an artery instead of a vein

Crap. You can get semi-sippable 100% agave tequilas for less
You better be mixing that with scotch
Rum is good, especially aged rum

>drinking liqeur straight.
At least it's not Bailey's, I guess.

Nah, I'm mixing it with ginger ale and ice and sipping it between rounds at the glory hole.

Of course I'm mixing it with scotch you fucker. Well, Jameson, but that's because of an old family tradition.

I actually like how E.Y.E. of all things did it - you have to wait until your healing item is ready in order to heal, otherwise it actually damages you.

White rum is good too, I enjoy my Ernest Hemingway cocktails. Though cachaça is often better.

Otherwise great points all.

Jokes on you, Ice Cream! I'm type 1 diabetic already!
>Whips out Insulin Pump and starts gorging on dairy.

We're playing a homebrew magical girl setting, the fuck you mean healing potion?
Needs to be twice the size, and have sparklers. I'd call the shopkeep out on giving me a substandard product.

>Of course I'm mixing it with scotch you fucker.
Hey man, this place has shit taste in alcohol, by and large. I was totally willing to believe there's someone here whose go to hooch is straight Drambuie. It fits the whole "I didn't start drinking until my 20's so I still can't drink big boy liquor but have decided I'm too 'sophisticated' for Fireball or JD Honey anyway" thing a lot of people here have.

Irish whiskey and Drambuie doesn't sound that weird. Irish and scotch are made from the same grain anyway.

Hell yeah (well, not about Hemingway- Charles H. Baker was at least as cool AND invented better drinks). A properly made daiquiri is a truly perfect drink. Same with a caipirinha.

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If you guys ever find yourselves in Downtown Seattle, check out this little place called The Whiskey Bar.
The Hot Buttered Rum there is top notch. Also the scotch eggs.

Behold, my horrible drink taste.

>black berry flavored
I love love black berry, why not just distill them than flavoring?

Considering it has multiple flavors, maybe they're just specifying it's blackberry brandy?

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Thanks user. I actually go to Seattle at least once a year.

Because that would be a totally different drink. This is a liqueur. Oddly enough I can't find a single example of a somebody making a distilled spirit from blackberries. Which is a shame, because blackberry eau de vie sounds awesome

>Because that would be a totally different drink. This is a liqueur.
Sorry, I should have explained this better. Liqueurs are usually made by taking a neutral spirit base (vodka, essentially), and infusing it with whatever flavor you want it to taste like, either using the ingredient itself or (for cheap shit like this) a flavoring extract.

I love that bar. There's one up the street that serves Absinthe with all the bells and whistles too. It's like $20 or $30 a glass, but it comes with the spoon and sugar cube and this little water tank with a spigot.

>injecting ice cream into your blood stream
I imagine there are some downsides to that, yeah

Well that's all the clowns I'm posting...

>$20 or $30
I know bar prices are really inflated compared to the cost of buying a bottle, but that's a straight up ripoff. I know places that will sell you a pour of George T Stagg for under $20.

Also, stop putting sugar in your absinthe. Quality shit doesn't need it.

Thanks doc.

HA! It wasn't me who ordered it, I just tried it.
My normal sipping drink is a Rum and Coke. Though there is a bar down near Pike's that I had a glass of the finest scotch I've ever had. It felt like it was evaporating in my mouse. $750 for a bottle of the stuff, $50 for a glass.

I can't think of any.

Drop in core temperature maybe?

Rally to mead my brothers!

Does that giant syringe-drill full of red liquid look like ice cream to you?

... A little?

Who Dark and Stormy here?

You'd lose the color, have a very different flavor profile (only the essential oils, and for that matter, only the ones that go with the alcohol portion of the distillation), and have a much thinner texture.

It'd be a different product. Probably a perfectly good one, but it'd be a different product.

>tfw just ate a piece of Dairy Queen ice-cream birthday cake before seeing this thread

Seriously? Rabbits Foot? Not Chaucers? Not Bunratty? Into the Trash it Goes.

>It felt like it was evaporating in my mouse
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How the fuck do they serve their scotch?

In a glass?

>Crabbie's ginger beer
Your C&D from Goslings is already in the mail.

Re-read the post user

>He doesn't drink from mice

Look at this pleb

>Which is a shame, because blackberry eau de vie sounds awesome
>It'd be a different product. Probably a perfectly good one, but it'd be a different product.

Good people, good tastes
I wish the art of making liquor was as easy as just wine/beer

I'd try blackberry liquor

Well that's an interesting misspelling of mouth I guess.

my favorite alchohol to casually sip in the comfort of my own home is bailey's irish cream in chocolate milk

>Clown breast milk as a healing potion
>Roll d100 for random effect

It's just dissolved cotton candy, user. Everyone knows that.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

Rolling!

Protip: I can't stop wanting it

Spike in blood sugar levels for sure. That shit would give you instant diabetes.

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>Virgin Blood

Or was it vampire blood?

The only healing potion for me.

I've been in Washington too long.
I thought that was a bag of weed.

That's not how you spell potion of eternal youth

Healing potion addiction should come with a random mutation of some sort.

Like, a previous injury starts to grow lumps or something or maybe you start hurting yourself on purpose just so you can chug a healing potion.

Hmmm...it has a musk-ratty flavor. I'll have to weasel out exactly what it is later. No mice? I said I wanted this on the rocks!

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Ah! You must frequent that bar in Seattle the other user went to.

confirmed for top tier taste

I know I have shit taste.
I'm the sort of degenerate that likes the taste of alcohol more than the liquor carrying it.

>Bailey's
One time in college I bought a bottle of Bailey's coffee creamer. The next day I found it in the fridge empty. One of my roommates apparently got so drunk they thought it was aactual Bailey's and drank the whole fucking thing.

Here is my healing potion.

No, mine likes to put the drinks in mousse.

I can't in good conscience call it a healing potion. It's more like a mana potion - something that calms and rejuvenates.

fucking vile

I hear it also whitens your teeth.

>dragon

Make it so.

Me.

I kind of like the ginger beer better at this point.

On the matter of tea being a healing item, the Long Dark, a decent enough survival game, uses tea as a restorative item. Cranks up your heal rate whenever you rest after drinking it.

Damn it Anons, I have Diabetes...

AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME EVEN MILK HAS CARBS!!!

Related to
Has anyone mixed Rum with pic related?
Just got my hands on this shit today, I think it would be amazing

Only the nords make the good stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=DL4vR3PB2oY

Don't give a single fuck. I'd gladly get fat if I could suck cute clown tits.

>Maximum magical realm achieved.

>Don't give a single fuck. I'd gladly get fat if I could suck cute clown tits.
>>Maximum magical realm achieved.
INDEED!

Thing is though, I'm not even overweight!
I just started pissing sugar every half hour and dying of thirst from the fluid loss.
Go to the doc, and my A1C is something like 480, and I'd lost 25 pounds.

I'm cutting you fucking cunt

Someone find Gropey and get him to dump clownporn on /s/ again

That's like an entire days worth of calories, that shit is so disgustingly sweet pure. How? How could anyone do that even drunk?

>healing potion

ur an entire day worth of calories, sweetheart

wat

Layered bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing

So does being type 1 diabetic mean that you're undead in this setting?

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holy shit

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Are we even sure that's food? It looks like cardboard covered in icing and mustard!

>ITT: alcohol and sexy clowns
Veeky Forums is kinda random today, it seems

Someone kept forcing the clowns, I don't know why. The alcohol is practically a staple of Veeky Forums though. It's given me much questionable alcohol advice over the years, and helped my transition into the drinking part of manhood.