Has never read a whitepaper in his entire life

>has never read a whitepaper in his entire life

>doesn't even know what is a blockchain

Unironically describes me and i still have made money trading coins

still makes millions

>doesnt zoom out more than 30 minutes before investing in a coin

>uses the USD charts

This. I still don't really understand all of this, but I've made about 250k cashed out and another 400k still invested right now. I'm not proud of being a dumbass, but, in some ways being one helped me because it kept me from getting into shitcoins where I probably would have lost my ass.

when did you start and how much did you start with?

what coins?

>I unironically haven't
I suppose I should.

I just trade the news. And it made me huge gains.

Im opening an online chad cryptocurrency firm

>invest because the name sounds cool

I've yet to be burned buying crypto all the while making good profits along the way and doing minimal reading.But then again I don't buy pajeetcoins being shilled on Veeky Forums

>the virgin hodler
>the chad 100x short

No point. Doesn't make the price go up no matter how many times you read it, and even if the white paper talks about an amazing product, it doesn't necessarily represent the reality of the project or its future.

metaphorical life lesson right here

I haven't read whitepapers either. Those don't mean shit for crypto.

tfw up 2000% and have never read a whitepaper

>He measures gains in bubblecoin

>doesn't need to time the market
>buys whenever he feels like it; still makes 10x profit

tfw

> he measures his gains in fiat
Thanks for the free satoshis retard

>he measures in satoshis

welcome to 2020

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>what coins
what coin do you think hahahahaha

i made this oc today

>uses BTC and ETH trading pairs
>measures in fiat

chad wouldnt last a day in crypto.
hes a salesman. chads are poster boys for jews.

>invests in ICO's based on targeted Instagram ads

>still says walk and stride

the goal of shitcoin trading is to stack more btc fagot

this is why you will only get 10x gains and not 50x gains

>the virgin daytrader
>the chad investor

We only zoom one way mate

#zoomin4lyf

serious question, after cashing out, do you plan to pay the taxes or not?
>inb4 you can't cash out

>Doesn't trust the (((Banks))) with his money.
>invests all his money in 1 coin

Unironically on one of the chad memes they screenshotted my comment of "Lol, I love this shit"

And i've really never read a white paper but watched literally hundreds of hours of talks on Bitcoin since 2010

And I have a significant amount of bitcoin so

Chad
>never zooms out
>buys high, sells higher every time

Its going to be beautiful seeing the crash. Beautiful, I tell you. Imagine all the normies crying out at once.

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the "ouch!" tshirt cracks me up everytime

fuck you

As someone who understands distributed algorithms and actually took to reading whitepapers after the previous crypto boom, I can tell you it's mostly useless crap. Just buy underpriced coins with enough hype/investment.
If you must read one just read the original btc whitepaper so you at least know what youre investing in.

lmao

fug 2 close to home

Sure, if you're a retard who doesn't realize what a bubble is.

>grossly inflated exchange rate
best line

and here i am

bubbles are for niggers. take a shower like a proper human you stupid fucking coon.

Deff more of a Chad here. Queer though, so more of a ballsy strong woman lol.

Why would you? I have an army of autists doing that for me.

I unironically never read a white paper. I invested based on how good the memes are and it worked out.

Who wants to help me set up chadcoin? It will make bitcoin it's bitch.

>was all set to buy 5,000 euro of ethereum when it hit exchanges in 2015 because of the hype everywhere
>actually read the whitepaper
>instantly wrote it off as an amateurish scam

Whitepapers. Not even once.