Even in non-magical realm settings, bar "wenches" are by default considered to be accepting of the bard's lewd avances

You mean city centres right, not refugee camps?

I would if I could user.

>B-but Ahmed-san, we're not even married!

It doesn't count if it's an infidel.

Now shut up or I'll decapitate you afterwards, you racist.

>>PC becomes bar maid
YES!

Because chicks dig musically talented guys IRL

Geeze.

A simple rape isn't what I'm looking for. I'm looking for someone to systematically destroy my sense of self and turn my into to their willing cumbucket.

Being raped is great but its so shallow. They are only defiling your body. I want them to defile my mind.

>>PC becomes bar maid
I had a female character with a crippling gambling addiction who occasionally had to turn to such things to pay off debts.

Shinki asked her nicely.

google image search yields nothing...

Touhou Blue Book - One and Only Lotus Flower
It's not porn.It's still really good and I wish this artist did porn

A lot of tavern wenches made a secondary income as prostitutes.

>Touhou Blue Book - One and Only Lotus Flower
Thank you, based dubs of truth

Autism. Full. Autism. There is no need for that.

Don't actually learn it, just get enough to use it as a prop.
There's no need to go full Tolkien, unless you'd like to learn the language anyway.

go back to /d/ ND :c

How the hell are you not earning enough from adventuring to have to bar-wench? Even basic tombs should be giving gold, compared to silver or more likely copper.

He has 136 images on his Pixiv, and every one of them has the R-18 tag.
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=10430161
I just wish his proportions weren't so weird.

>Barmaid doesn't look mad, just lewd

Bueno

he ded

Not all games are D&D.

I've only had one SS and femdom experience in my life. It ended with her telling me it was wrong and I shouldn't let a woman take control. That experience ruined my sexuality and every relationship I've ever had. SS and femdom leads to a life of suffering. Don't engage in it.

A few campaigns ago, my Barbarian lady took a job in a tavern to earn some money after getting separated from the party and all her savings were with the Cleric who was our party's accountant.
Another campaign, my Sorceress needed funds and our less then legal career as murder-hobos wasn't really cutting it. Bar maid was the best of a limited and undesirable list of choices.

Another campaign, a Dame Knight who's aristocrat family was pretty much in name only. She would spend her life questing from town to town along the Empire's borders acting as a folk hero one day, farmhand the next.
One tavern she often stopped by at a main crossroads she would earn food and board working there for a day or two.

Now I'm playing a semi-fallen Paladin who was told by her Goddess she needed to learn some humility and perspective. She's was working as an innkeep for a short while now she's a vagrant when she had a dream she was trying to rules-lawyer the terms of her penitence to an effigy of herself. Which is largely why she needs to serve penitence in the first place.

I've worked behind a bar for over a decade, only now moving into pathology and is specifically where I met our group's DM.
I was generally just drawing on what was familiar for these escapades in game.

...

Yeah, that's about what I thought. Sometimes what seems like a great idea in my head turns out...not quite so awesome on the other end. Thanks for the check, I guess.

Hard to tell sometimes how far is too far; learning woodcarving so I could make an intricate sliding puzzle-box prop as a central MacGuffin for one campaign ended up being crazy-awesome, and really went over well with the group.

Trying to run a campaign around the idea of running a tavern-slash-inn, complete with prices for supplies and stats and payscales for hirelings and workers, um...not so much, until the whole 'organized crime' angle got added in and it became a game of The Godfather instead of Accountant: The Spreadsheeting.

>>Even in non-magical realm settings, bar "wenches" are by default considered to be accepting of the bard's lewd avances
Putting sexy bitches beside products is nothing new, this how advertising worked in the past too. Sex sells so your bar waitresses had to look sexy and accepting to some harmless advances to bring in those customers and make the money. Literal whores were a completely different deal. Even today prettier looking people are more desired for service jobs.

You know this kind pokes me, recently I noticed that when I go out the waitresses are literally the most well kept and pretty looking, other girls that I see around aren't even giving a fuck about trying to look decent anymore. Or is it just me?

Maybe this is just the cherrypicking but your characters seem to attract humility plays. Personal appeal?

Well, hell, sure, but anything that could be classed as "Adventuring" is going to need to be financially glamorous to be worthwhile.

Sauce pls.

It's not about what you make, but what you spend. Having extra money one can afford to lose could really just be a powerful trigger for a gambling addict.

When a campaign got real and a PC she really liked almost died, the party found her completely hammered in a shady underground casino. The resultant debts didn't get in the way of the story much and actually provided some interesting diversions for a few sessions, but I don't remember much specifics as this was a while back.

Wow, those terribly drawn arms and hands can't unsee...

I guess so?
I've never really thought all that much.

>You know this kind pokes me, recently I noticed that when I go out the waitresses are literally the most well kept and pretty looking, other girls that I see around aren't even giving a fuck about trying to look decent anymore. Or is it just me?
This is an unpopular opinion on reddit.com/r/tg, but a woman's looks are a survival mechanism and nothing else. They are comparable to a man's hand-eye coordination in that regard. A woman only needs to look pretty to bag a good provider. With Daddy State taking over the role of the provider husband, women simply have less of a need for men.

Compare, on the other hand, poor countries with limited resources. There women depend on their looks for their survival, or at the very least their access to luxury goods. Why else do you think Western men are so in love with Polish and Russian hotties? Because these countries (though this is less and less the case in Poland due to Eurobucks) don't have a state that gives away handouts. Women need to be hot to grab a good (read: resourceful) man.

The services sector is the only retail where this female instinct to look pretty and act pleasant for survival is still rewarded in a significant way. For most other women the reward is too small compared to state handouts as well as independent, non-looks related sources of income.

tl;dr: Tavern wenches are hot because their lives literally depend on it.

>Well, hell, sure, but anything that could be classed as "Adventuring" is going to need to be financially glamorous to be worthwhile.
Not really. Most of the campaigns I've been in had PCs adventuring out of necessity, so a good source of money was never guaranteed, so we'd spend months without earning everything and when we did we'd have to spend most of it on new equipment.

>women don't need to work because they're pretty

Are you familiar with pre-industrial society? Women worked just the same as everyone else. Industrialisation was the primary driver for the formation of the nuclear family, as offloading the role of family caretaker to women made it possible for men to be absent from the community for lengthy periods.

Show me all the female miners.

>Are you familiar with pre-industrial society?
You mean the kind where marrying a clerk or a wealthy merchant meant you had it made for life and could live in relative middle-class luxury? Peasants are low-value men, and the only reason they got pussy in the first place is because the Catholic Church would wreck your shit for adultery.

This. The idea that women shouldn't / can't work is a VERY modern one.

In a star wars game I once partook in, the (male) sith, exploring their newfound freedom from being some flavor of slave/experiment, decided to become a waitress, specifically a waitress, because they get better tips. I'm pretty sure they also zapped someone that didn't tip good, but it's been years since that.

This guy
is grossly simplifying it but you both have a point.

On a farm, everyone works. The men do harder work and work longer than the women, because they can. The women still work, and so do the children regardless of gender. And even if they aren't working, they are still doing some form of labor, which includes cleaning and textile working; the only reason the men aren't doing it, is because they're doing the physically demanding work. And if there is no father in the picture, the mother is expected to pick up the slack.

Also to expand on this
in the topic of the thread, that's why bar wenches are a thing. The wenches are sultry so they can pull in more customers, and the women become wenches because it's better than working on the farm.

You don't actually understand history do you?

I'm not saying you don't know, just don't quite understand what you know.

Care to explain what I don't understand then? Not even being hostile here, genuinely curious. Sauces would be nice too if possible.

Merchants marry the daughter of merchants, they don't need to marry disgusting literal shit covered peasant girls.

He's gonna suffocated.

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The Bard is usually a significant step up from the sort who usually hits on her. She takes him up on it because it's nice to have someone who actually knows what they're doing for once.

The British had to outlaw them.

>Germany
>refugee camps

>being so weak willed

That's uncanny. I know /pol/ is usually paranoid but I'm starting to believe that as far as this movie goes they might have a solid point. Or otherwise it's REALLY coincidental.

>Ach! Lieblich junge.
Three words and still horrible grammar.

This is actually pretty funny and cool.

The confirmation bias is real.

Someone that saw the movie claimed it was all about how angry people are loser virgins and every main bird is romantically unsuccessful and therefore frustrated.
The pig invasion is just an opportunity for them to be heroes and get girlfriends so the movie has a happy end.

>tfwnogf
UNCANNY

What the hell. Seriously, what the hell.

As someone living in the Eastern post communist block of Europe I can confirm that this opinion is pure shit.

First the term "Polish and Russian hotties" is just a construct. I have lived at the west for bit and I don't see anything different except that there are much less obese people. But don't worry we are coming up fast, the recent generation here is doing fantastically to catch up with the west in obesity rates.

Then, on the "women need to look hot to survive", again no. In communist times the majority of women worked generic manual labor. Communism also brought extremely conservative ideals about looks so dressing hot and pretty was almost outlawed because it means you are NOT working a hell lot in the factory. Most families had both the parents working full time, often even illegally on the side, I know my parents did especially my father.

Sure it was a hell long time ago and times changed but still most parents want their kids to work their ass of to get a degree and education because in their time they couldn't. Even tough the job opportunities are filled by either the previous generation that refuse to retire because pensions are not enough to feed a fucking dog once a day, or filled by experts from the west because globalization. Women have degrees but they are usually doing low tier office jobs that do not even require direct human interaction with customers.

The plot is literally about boat people blowing shit up and genociding peaceful natives (by taking their eggs) though.

Finland truly has achieved lordship over memes.

The SS that makes your spirit grow or the SS that makes your legs grow?

> Communism also brought extremely conservative ideals about looks so dressing hot and pretty was almost outlawed
>Implying people werent conservative as hell before ww2
You could look as hot as hell, there were even beauty contests. Just dont adopt burgoiuse capitalist pig dog fashion. Use good honest worker comblock produced make up and clothes.
t. another eastern euro fag

While I don't exactly agree with the user you're arguing with, I feel I ought to point out that the way things were under Communism is really only a useful example in the context of, well, Communism. The social, political, and economic structures of the USSR/satellites were simply too different and too deliberately controlled for anecdotal evidence be valid in the contexts of other societies or the average norms of humanity at large.

youtube.com/watch?v=QRmKa7vvct4

Even the trailer is redpilled.

The leader of the pigs is seriously called "King Mudbeard."

angrybirds.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mudbeard

>angrybirds.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mudbeard
Confirmation bias user here. Kek'd.

I think some of the things in are stretching, but others seem plausible, I suppose.

Seriously, what does redpilled mean? Are you talking about the old film The Matrix?

Consider that the movie was made by Finns, who are right next to the most cucked country in Europe.

I'll confess, as with any interpretation of a work of fiction, it might be confirmation bias at work. But the fact that the interpretation exists, and has some reasonable evidence within the work to back it up, suggests it might well be true.

A reference to it, yes. Basically /pol/ thinks that society has you believing 1 thing about how it functions, and they've "taken the red pill" and see through it.

It's based on that reference yes. Blue pill = accepted the illusion your masters have provided you (pop culture, media, etc). Red pill = rejected the popular image, seen the underlying conspiracy.

It's increasingly becoming a meaningless buzzword, though, like almost every term coined in the context of politics.

The protagonist is literally a red pill-shaped bird though.

>Mighty Eagle is USA

Confirmed. Calls attention to his prize trophies, of which he specifically mentions he has 13 (13 original colonies). He's become slovenly and lazy, is extremely full of himself, keeps all sorts of memorabilia of his glory days.Turns out to be instrumental in the end (Europe can't do it without America).

>Pigs are refugees

At first it's two pigs. Then it's four, and only Red notices. The whole time the pigs are distracting the birds with literally Bread (er, fruit) and Circus. It's later revealed that the boat's ballast is stuffed full of pigs.

The pigs are also lying about why they're at the island, and nobody seems to care. When Red calls them out, they tell a sob story, and the head bird flips shit on him. They also keep bringing in more boats and nobody cares. (They also wreck Red's house, refuse to fix it, and then move in)

Oh, and the lead pig's name is fucking King Mudbeard. Sorry if this is autistic movie bullshit, but there was so much propaganda hidden in there I couldn't not share it with you guys.

Man, we can't even have a barmaid thread without /pol/acks shitting everything up.

There are other boards where you can write your smut.

What smut? Barmaids are a staple of Tabletop games, you hanging labia.

I totally noticed this too. Additionally the doctor the red bird bitchlsaps is named Birdstein (Jew) and the red bird is a failed artist. You know. Like Hitler.

>Pop culture is right wing propaganda
Holy shit, what a time to be alive.

>only unrelated shit I like is allowed to be discussed, all other unrelated shit should be forbidden
(^:

In the movie, there is a Coexist sticker like pick related on a car of one of the pigs.

Except the only religion still on it is the islamic moon and the 'o' is a pig nose.

I'd say the corralation is pretty clear. It's just too much to just be confirmation bias.

It's coming.

>Makes barmaid thread
>/pol/ invades
>Barmaids are unrelated to barmaid thread

Pls kill yourself

If that was Germany's plan then they ought to have kept the savages out of their own country surely? Unless this is some 2nd Foundation shit right here.

You're first :^) Or post some barmaids for a change.

>Makes thread
>Thread goes off topic
>Just another day on Veeky Forums
>WAAAAH MUH THREAD

Go away faggot.

My sympathy for your kind has completely waned. I have tolerated so much liberal degeneracy in the name of this board that it frankly spins my head. You can handle a milliliter of dissenting opinion once every twenty threads, trigglypuff.

>:^)

No. really. I insist

>:^)

ugh

No fuck you, be on topic, my powerfully nonheterosexual friend

Or maybe, just maybe, the main character is the color red because that's what the birds were in the original game. Same with the pigs.

/pol/ is a mental illness.

ikr

> the old film The Matrix
>old

Fucking kids.

Holy shit dude, watch the fucking movie. I just saw it with my niece. It is LITERALLY /pol/ incarnate.

It's also really good. It begins with laughter.

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism...
Atleast Hitler kept the trains running on time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_in_Furs

At least Hitler waited until he lost the war to let all the German women be raped by Easterners.