Sum up your character's central theme in three words. Maybe four. I don't know, who cares

Noble in all senses

Dirty cop but nice
Bard with daddy issues
Cannibalistic Healer for hire
Foreigner with anger issues

Magical murderhobo bodybuilder.

>Purity sans innocence

All of these things are cliché

These are the only interesting concepts desu.

Omnia vincit amor.

so my concepts were neither cliche nor interesting.

do i get points for being boringly original

Faggot

...

>shota fae catboy
>interesting
you think a literal Veeky Forums meme is interesting.

Lawfully hating elves.

Can handle the truth

Ancient warforged librarian

Religious explorer, is dog

Acclimatized to warfare.

Unsteady confused vampiric swashbuckler

Repentant Thief
Retired Marshall turned Sheriff
Cyberphobic homicide detective

Please forgive me

To hell with elves!

complex human being

American communist 'activist/terrorist'.

>It's a zombie survival campaign

You ain't clever, you've just proven you're too dense to realize that this is for fun. Of course you cannot simplify even a half baked character down to three words with any real success. The point is to try anyways.

Depressed dancing hobgoblin

Arrogant jetpack soldier.

Ditzy werewolf druid

>glee caused by another's misfortune
Doesn't English also use German word for it? scheisefreude or something?

His reply was more fun than most others ITT.

Killer trying something else.

Frogman good at espionage

Justice Justice Justice. Vengeance.

40th Century Fuccboi. Newtypes?

Swashbuckling ex-pirate chasing finale.

Reasonable Pacifist Thief

...

....

it is literally in the image

Paladin But Cool

Fake-Catfolk Tiefling Gunslinger.

Might makes right.

Rebuild dad's library.

Slick salesman kyton
Stereotype hating catfolk hero
Anarchist illithid pimp
Vampire clergyman with a pompadour

Forsaken?

does he fight for his right to party

Child soldier turned taxman.

Schadenfreude.

In a sense, yeah, he'd fit that beastie boys song. The idea is that he's a paladin of the god of joy, so his job is to punish those who would make life miserable for others (thieves, rapists, liches trying to conquer the world... in other words all the same things that a regular paladin would go after), while enjoying the finer things in life himself, like booze and sex.
>But user! That's not lawful good!
I'm sorry, but since when was any of that evil or illegal?

In the Emperor's name

Zweihander wielding unicorn.

Honor above all things

Firey Revenge consumes me.

Loyal and cheerful. Exiled.

Born, live, die.
Born, live, die.
Born, live, die.
Ad infinitum.

You are born to die. The legacy will be carried on.

Fires died, heat remains

...what?

Burn for revenge.

Henderson with pyromancy.
Jesus fuck user.
Plz.

>Purity sans innocence
Sounds hot. Can I fuck it?

Paladin princess babysitter

Naive psyker suffers Perils.

She's waiting till marriage.

Can I fuck it anyway?

Losing his shit/religion

Straight outta Lovecraft. Accidentally
and
Dare to be moeshit.

Homura did nothing wrong.

Insane Megalomaniac Homeless Villain

I
LOVE
SUCKING
PENISES

Into the Dark

He said your character.

I know.

My character's a shameless slut that joined the party in the hopes of riding the cocks of fantastical beasts and mighty world leaders until, ideally, she gets knocked up by one of the party members and settles down with them at campaign end.

Polite, soft-spoken, nymphomaniac.

Oh.

Where do I sign?

(Started adventuring with the express purpose of finding high-quality tail. Current objective: fuck the Demon King.)

So what's the biggest achievement so far?
Answer both in terms of literal size and importance.

Wars for money

Swash those buckles and get on Yo' Ho Ho Ho.

Here's a few from my campaign:
>Depressed ghost saint
>Edgiest drow archer
>I have candy!
>He's the niggEST
>Improvised weapon... OVERDRIVUUUUUU!
>Too innocent cleric
>Huge mama's boy
>Basically Android 16

Importance? She fucked an Erlking or however you spell it, essentially a kingly fae spirit of an entire great forest and a symbol of fertility and abundance.

Literal size? That'd probably be the Satyr they met in that same forest, he had a dick as long as her forearm and took her against a tree, it was a terrible idea since she had the "exhausted" condition for the rest of the day until her holes stopped gaping.

Just vomiting out all my current characters.

>Overbearingly Friendly Armok Paladin
>Teleports Allies to Heal
>Barbarian Ubermensch hucks axes
>Replace magic with opium
>Cleric debating Shaq conversion
>WE. DO. NOT. SOW.
>not-Roman Aladdin conquerors Death

like a goddamn Pe-ta doujin

>I am not adorable

Crossbows and regrets.

>Replace magic with opium
Do tell

>That'd probably be the Satyr they met in that same forest, he had a dick as long as her forearm and took her against a tree

I hope the rest of the party watched, or at least got their own fae things to fuck.

Amicable, trundling dwarven cartographer.

So, rape.

You can't sex it, since it's a male.

One of them was courting an adorable wood-wife that's apparently very interested in humans, I've got a strong feeling she's a Huldra, since she's got a habit of wearing hats and clothes with long skirts that go down to the ankles.

Beyond that? Nothing much in the way of fucking, one character's got a waifu in another town and the other unfortunately thinks my girl's the one for him.

Even when he caught the tail-end of their romp in the woods; it's not a pretty sight catching your oneitis taking horse cock by some bleating hunk while making unearthly sounds as you can barely handle the size.

You can sex anything if you try hard enough.

>Cucking another party member

That's just cruel. I hope you wind up pregnant and single and abandoned.

No it's not.
Why are there three seperate people in the thread pretending to be me?
Better question, why are there two seperate people in the thread who want to bone my character?

ERP cancer fuck off.

Engineer seeks transhumanism

They don't just want to bone your character. They want to bone you.