Here it is

I threw 80% of 2 year's worth of salary into LINK and 20% into REQ.
I'm leaving fagchan for a year. And blocking myself from checking coinmarketcap until then.
I don't give a fuck what happens in between, until then, crypto doesn't exist.
I made an automated python script that'll throw 300$ into ETH - each paycheck, then send it to binance and buy LINK at market price, provided it's below 2$, else buy REQ below 0.50$; and if those conditions aren't met, it will hodl ETH.
I'm leaving. I don't want to see or hear anything crypto until then.
Wonder what I'll come back to. Wish me luck.
B& please.

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I'll still be here, good luck cunt

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Dubs and op is a fag

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Op ur a fagget

Fag confirmed.

You come back after a year to find binance long gone with all your money. Your script kept throwing money into compromised deposit address long after they went under.

nah. See you next X-mas faglets

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>invests in LINK like a fucking brainlet
>posts porn to bump his thread
ahhahhahahhah holy fuck you can't make this shit up

LINKlets absolutely blown the fuck out

check your IDs sweetie

Mods are asleep
Brainlets can't read filenames

There's a chance of that happening, true.
I'll just send it to MEW after buying.

Do we even have moderators anymore?

hmmm

how many linkies for a gf like those?

Fucking hell.

Come on you cock gobbling mod faggots.
You're jacking it aren't you?

theres no mods on Veeky Forums

stop please just exercise some self control thanks

ASSHOLE! I JUST LOST MY WAGESLAVE JOB BECAUSE OF YOU! NOW I HAVE TO HOPE MY LINK KEEPS GOING UP OR I'M HOMELESS!

GODDAMNIT BAN ME YOU FUCKS
No, you didn't

Want me to report you or are we going to see how long this runs?

nah lets just see how long it'll take

kind of curious

I doubt I can keep finding good gifs and pics for as long as the mods can slack off.

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I WORK(ED) AT A CHILDRENS DAYCARE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Why are you browsing Veeky Forums then, it's like /b/ at his point

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God damn it I should have made a script to do this, I didn't think it would take this long.

got any milfs?

better than /gif/
thanks op

Fuck you.

Anyway, since I no longer have a job here's some constructive criticism. Post BLACKED porn/beastiality if you want to get b&.