Tell me about yourself Veeky Forums
No brag or LARP please
>age
>job
>salary
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
>any friends / gf / social life?
>how happy are you with your life right now?
>what are your future plans?
Tell me about yourself Veeky Forums
No brag or LARP please
>age
>job
>salary
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
>any friends / gf / social life?
>how happy are you with your life right now?
>what are your future plans?
28
Medical
$130,000 a year
$4k
Yes Married
Fantastic
Own a lambo
>20
>Pizza delivery / Student studying G.I.S.
>30k a year
>2k
>few friends , no gf :( , shit social life
>i have more money then most of my broke friends besides my trust fund friends but still no gf and think about it every day
>finish school and pay off my tuition with crypto gains, hopefully once i graduate i will have like 50k and can just save it for expenses
30
Engineer
$125,000
0
Married
Very
Retire early
36
Software Engineer
$115,000
$4,000
Married, organize a nerd meetup, work "friends"
Very
FIRE
>20
>student
>no income
>150eu
>have friends and a decent social life no gf
>i hate my life would want to start over
>probably killing myself
>age
18
>job
none, selling everlast in the summer
>salary
N/A
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
0$, but now i'm at 60$. get on my lvl scrubs
>any friends / gf / social life?
i wish
>how happy are you with your life right now?
pretty happy, hope i'll make a nice living from altcoins
>what are your future plans?
go to comp sci uni
20
Unemployed
$7592 AUD a year (cenno brah)
$256 AUD
Good social life and friends but no qt 3.14
Enjoy hangng around with pals, surfing the net and training martial arts and going to the gym all the time but am kinda getting sick of being a poor fag
Establish a Jonestown 2.0 out bush and have 8 kids. Hopefully less kool-aid drinking though
Coles distribution centre pays $42/hr oldmate. No education required. Get on that shit and get off cenno
32
software engineer
$90k
$7k
5 year gf, some friends but i'm not very social
yeah
i don't know! maybe get married
OP should be coin mining instead of data mining
Shame on you
aight
>20
>food service wageslave
>lol
>$300
>got a couple friends, no gf
>I can't complain
>buying the inevitable BTC dip and riding it to 1M, baby
Fair dinkum. That's not a bad rate for a warehousing job. Will actually look into that
>age
19
>job
ebay reseller
>income
~120k annually
>how much in crypto
5k
>friends
2 friends that I see once every 6 months or so. I didn't see them for a period of maybe three years, just reconnected recently. We don't jive and I know in their hearts, they've replaced me with a chad. Haven't had a gf since I was 14
>Happy?
Moderately. Might have mouth cancer though so that's bad.
>plans
Want to buy a Lamborghini Huracan in the spring. Start going to car meets, do things, etc.
20
Currently unemployed
0 bones
12k Aud
Few friends, no gf
Quite unsatisfied. I find myself daydreaming often about if i had made different decisions when I was younger.
Owning my own home with a butterfly farm :^)
>age
26
>job
psychological therapist
>salary
$80k
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
$14k
>any friends / gf / social life?
have friends but don't socialise anymore, live with gf of 6 years
>how happy are you with your life right now?
2/10
>what are your future plans?
add 10kg on my bench to hit 150kg, add 40kg onto my deadlift to hit 250kg, retire early through crypto
26
neet
12k
have lots of friends here on biz, my mom's been giving me shit lately because she thought she says she thought I was hanging out with real friends but then she saw your all on a message board and she says theyre not real friends. Finally she started getting over it and being cool until she is now telling me your just ppl on the internet with drawings of frogs, she says there are no frog ppl like its just pics! of course there are frog ppl and they are cool and they are my friends.
>26
>it tech support
>1500E
>1000E
> some friends, got a son, divorced, new relationship
> its normie
> to live free, chilling
>23
>web developer
>$57k
>about 47.5 BTC worth of btc+alts
> I have a gf but lost a lot of friends
>for the most part I'm happy but until I can retire from crypto wage cucking sucks
>one day I would like to quit my job and be a self made NEET
>might have mouth cancer
dang, F
That's cool man $120k as an eBay reseller, what do you sell?
I thought it was a tough business with low margins, is that true?
39
Scientist
25k bong bucks
800 quid
Married, gamer, biker (Harley fag)
I guess
Make more crypto gains to undo the huge losses from dgb and have a kid next year.
>age
26
>job
manual labor
>salary
38/hour
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
27k
>any friends / gf / social life?
gf/few close friends - mostly a loner
>how happy are you with your life right now?
very happy and comfortable
>what are your future plans?
save enough to buy a huge piece of remote-ish land (500+ acres) and enjoy my life
>>age
21
>>job
General Labourer
>>salary
$12/hour
>>how much do you have invested in crypto?
7k from 2.5k "investment"
>>any friends / gf / social life?
Yes/no/yes
>>how happy are you with your life right now?
6/10
>>what are your future plans?
Go back to college in September part-time. Fuck minimum wage.
21
Self-employed dog walker
50k
7k
Most-isolated I've ever been in my life. I live at home but that makes me feel more isolated.
Not happy at all with my life. Dropped out of college a year ago. Crypto is my hail-mary to escape this life.
Live in my own house and mine crypto.
That's a lot in crypto vs your salary. When did you get in the game? Do you put all your savings from wagecucking into crypto every month?
>age - 32
>job- Toy Designer for HUGE toy company
>salary- 75k
>how much do you have invested in crypto? 14k.
>any friends / gf / social life? GF and Friends that I work on cars with, play Destiny with and drink social beers with. Mostly a loaner.
>how happy are you with your life right now?
Pretty happy with my life. I am still paying on my school loans in my 30's, hoping crypto can help get me out of that debt. Other than that I am happy. I have an awesome English Bulldog and a girlfriend who is into anime, crypto, and supports all my crazy hobbies and ideas.
>what are your future plans?
Build the crypto portfolio using profits from my Horror Enamel Pin business. Netted 60k in 2017 with it. Used 5k in profits to build my crypto stacks. Eventually cash out, pay off my loans buy a nice midcentury modern home, eat organic food, and be neet in my 40's.
24
Technical field in med devices
35k€ after taxes /yr
2k€ in crypto, reached 3.4k
About three friends, all male, KHV
Meh not really happy, wageslaving and sleeping for 2 years now
Future plans? Obtain wealthyness and travel / go to hippie festivals
>age
20
>job
None
>salary
0
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
85k
>any friends / gf / social life?
Couple of friends
>how happy are you with your life right now?
Decently
>what are your future plans?
Probably off my self at some point
>toy designer
post some shit you made nigger, you probably have most interesting job here
>18
>grocery store stocker / uni fag
>9 dollars an hour
>no girlfriend. Very good chance I have aspergers.
>not very happy. Mostly cause I know I'll end up an /r9k/ kvh neet dropout.
>something computer science related. But there's all these fucking normal fags entering the field so I dont know. Maybe I can make a crypto buisness instead...
28
Consultant
$135k base
30kish
Yes, gf, social life etc
7/10
Different city, ride crypto until I get rich or go broke, keep saving/investing otherwise until my money earns more than me
27
Medical
40K
300
A few close friends, close siblings, no gf
Feeling allright
About to start a new career, saving everything, I hope to write music, a memoir, and buy a farm to raise some pups
No actually my profit margins are pretty high. About 40%. I mostly sell cosmetics & skincare. I know a couple guys who buy inventory at auction from stores that are going out of business and factory seconds i.e. scratches on the boxes or containers.
I appreciate your sentiment.
19
Welder
£18000
£500
Girlfriend+friends
Pretty good
Retire and drink myself into the grave
>18
>gas station but im studying finance and accounting
>13$ an hour
>2.4k
>i got friends
>i love my life but im depressed
>work 100 hours a week to busy myself out of depression
27
Advertising Manager
$95,000/YR
$90,000
No gf, few friends, limited social life
Finances are in a good spot. Chronic fatigue and depression
Dunno yet
>18
>ebay & game servers
>$50,000
>1 friend / 0 gf (v without the k) / shit social life
> learn amazon fba
join any branch of the military nigger, you be in school @ 22 with everything paid for and you can focus on a career you like
t. joined army and have 100k job now
28
Electronic
20k
~5k
>implying
Pretty happy, I'd say 9/10
Quit my job and retire
31
Financial Risk Management professional
100k
Married
6k in crypto
23
Finance
66k
.25btc
Have friends, gf, and social life.
Pretty content
All I want to do is make more money.
I’m a chad. AMA
>18
>None, luckily.
> Allowance + gains
> No friends, no gf, pretty much no social life
>4/10, not enough money
>Working on my financial skills, keep on investing, start up a company
There's also some stuff I want to buy.
Woopsie forgot one
€400 in crypto (obviously I'm going to scale this up).
Is a gf worth it?
What's it like to party?
gfs are fucking annoying and they will start to piss you unless you really like her
weed is better than party and both are better than jerking off to pink wojaks on biz
>age
25
>job
cryptotrading
>salary
since march like 60k per month
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
660k
>any friends / gf / social life?
no
>how happy are you with your life right now?
idk pretty unhappy
>what are your future plans?
dont care, i just like watching crypto graphs all day and watching twitch
Ayyy same here my brother
I want to start a club like Palm Beach confidential. There won't be any fees you just have to have over $50K in crypto so we know you are serious. We'll share strategies and talk crypto. Anyone interested?
Honestly my gf is pretty cool thankfully. Not like a majority of thotties now a days. She’s into guns, supports my crypto (before I had actually bought some when it was around 2k). Let’s me play vidya when we’re just hanging out. Good body, cute face. Cleans my apartment, etc. isn’t materialistic.
And partying is ehh. Gets old, plus I don’t like spending my money like that. Thankfully my girl is the same way.
19
Student
None
£330 for 0.08125 btc
Lots of friends, no gf
Fantastic
Get up to 0.1 btc land high paying job after uni
>23
>Tech support for leading financial / business cloud hosting services. Got the job 3 weeks ago.
>around 30,000, 10% quarterly bonuses
>about $1000 almost 2 years ago
>multiple friends / several gf's, single now / good social life
>Very happy with life
>find wifey material, work towards higher positions in my company, get wealthy
24
Austistic Man-baby/Neet
$0
1k
Non-existant
Not very
Gtfo of the country I'm living in atm.
25
Computer Technician < work from home
DJ / Producer < Released records
£32,000
£500 initial investment > currently £1.2k
Live with GF own place
Lots of normal friends 3 - 4 very close friends
I go through bouts of depression but counter it with drugs and alcohol
no plans at the moment just living day by day, hope to invest more in crypto every month so i can have a future with out wagecucking - got JUSTed by a £690 speeding fine last week
age
>military
>18k ish
>1500
>no gf I want to deploy as often as possible
>how happy are you with your life right now? It's a stepping stone for my civ career I'll be happy once I'm good financially
>what are your future plans? Go officer or get out and work as a civilian in my career
33
optician
44.2k
~20k in / 32k valuation
-gf / no
-pretty
-leave burgerland and buy a house with crypto gains
27
CompSci
$113k/yr
$20k cost now @ 9.7BTC
Decent gf, only a couple good friends
Happy because of crypto and my health
Quit my job and wake up whenever I want
>20
>No job
>0$
>10$ in link
>No
>Happy
>Buy more link
>27
>tech sales
>$100k
>$26K (invested about $12-13k 2-3 months ago)
>strong social life, no gf
>pretty happy
>hope to get rich off crypto, and take a sabbatical, travel the world
My situation is so dire im embarrassed to post it on an anonymous forum lol.
>32
>Accountant
>$70k/yr
>0 crypto $225K indexes
>friends, no gf, not much going on
>cant complain, I like to live small
>get to $600k by 40 and eject from wage cucking
28
military
with housing allowance about 120-130k
about $500
Gf, very vanilla sexually tho :(
somewhat, I just wish I had more money.
Buy 10 rental properties by 2020
best way to mine with a PC?
>age
early 20s
>job
"national security"
>salary
80-100k
>how much do you have in crypto?
20 LTC 8000 XRP
>any friends / gf / social life?
yes / no / no
>how happy are you with your life right now?
could be worse
>what are your future plans?
die in a war somewhere
>25
>Mech Engineer
>£48k pa (plus a variable amount from side ventures)
>~£3200
>Yep, really good group of friends, just broke up with my gf after we lost our spark. Not currently too fussed about finding another any time soon, I'll just let it happen as and when.
>Really happy, to be honest. No major complaints.
>Continue saving money/selling bespoke carbon fibre car/bike parts in my spare time until the end of next year, then invest into a small workshop and look into doing it full-time. Also have two small "businesses" selling small-run craft goods and furniture to hipsters, and selling cheap clothing at high markups to music-hipsters.
>25
>Stock Broker (strictly BTC)
>MY NET WORTH.. LEL
>$100k
>small small group of drug dealer alcoholic friends, recently broke up with my ex (she didn't have faith in BTC and thought my job was a joke... $60k up jokes on her... lel
>I game more than I socialize, and that comes with the depression and anxiety
> Im happy I guess, I just suffer with DP and AX but other than that I have nothing to complain about.
>Continue investing and possibly find a down bitch thats down to get rich with ya boiiiii
17
student
0
7k
not much
its ok but improving
internet entrepreneur / not a wagecuck
> stock broker
> doesn't trade stocks
Nice LARP.
>age
28
>job
Mortgage Banker
>salary
55k
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
13.25k
>any friends / gf / social life?
No
>how happy are you with your life right now?
I'm not
>what are your future plans?
Try not to die
I wish
>age
24
>job
Finishing last 2 weeks in sales and going to school come january
>salary
60 grand a year
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
2.7k, have invested almost 8k though. major bad trades were selling bch at the bottom and buying bancor ever.
>any friends / gf / social life?
all 3 thankfully
>how happy are you with your life right now?
my sex drive is a lot higher than my gfs so she doesn't wanna fuck as often as I do, and it's making me more interested in her friend who has been flirting with me and has the most unfuckingreal hips
>what are your future plans?
changing the world hopefully, I wanna work toward having all vehicles on a self driving traffic optimization hivemind
20
unemployed
5k in crypto right now - started with 1.5k - have withdrawn close to 15k over the last year probably
no friends, gf who loves me very much but im unsure about it
pretty unhappy right now
planning on hitting the road soon and travelling the US in a car
>age
23
>job
PhD student in Engineering
>salary
23k/year
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
2k, I'm a broke af student nigga
>any friends/gf/social life?
Hella friends, pretty decent social life, no gf though
>How happy are you with your life now?
Not too happy. Still single and somewhat out of shape, working on that though
>Future plans
Join big tech company, make bank, travel the world
Try to get TS before you get out.
29
junior software dev
£24.5k
couple of £100
few friends, no gf atm, very minimal social life.
Not really but it's better than it has been in the past year or so.
Probably try and moving to cyber security and buy myself a house/invest more in crypto.
you're unsure about your gf's feelings towards you or you're unsure about being in a relationship?
if she KNOWS you're an unemployed poorfag manchild she's either legit or dumb as dirt. in either scenario i'd recommend sticking with her.
unless she's some kind of butterfaced hambeast with nowhere else to go then idk what to tell you. you're your own man, make your own decisions.
>age - early 30's
>job - never had one, did not even finish high school
>salary - 0$
>how much do you have invested in crypto? - started with scraps (~3 BTC when it was around 100 bucks, now have ~2mln in crypto, all-in
>any friends / gf / social life? (1 friend, never had gf or social life, virgin)
>how happy are you with your life right now? - on the edge of suicide every day
>what are your future plans? - if depression wont go away - dump all crypto somewhere (donating to random cat rescue charity, gift to random user, w/e), and suicide
what do you do every day?
25
full time NEET used to be a welder
13K portfolio worth around 17k now
0/10 ready to suicide at any moment, spent my last years in psychiatric clinic
future plans? if i dont get rich in crypto, suicide
>Age
For all intents and purposes, 27 (I turn 27 in two weeks time).
>Job
Financial controller at a very small startup company
>Salary
43k per year
>Fake money shit
lol
>Friends
Yes, plenty
>Social life
Yes, I hang out with people regularly
>gf
:(
>Happy?
5/10
>future plans
Pass CPA exam, get MBA, pray my bio tech stocks don't crash and burn within the next few years
Literally wake up with fucked up sleep schedule (waking up at 5pm for example), watch anime, check blockfolio, read some crypto related stuff, maybe watch a movie, play some game, go to sleep, repeat)
>23
>Insurance Technician
>£16,000
>£200
>Enough friends, no bf
>I'm completely dissatisfied
>Make crypto gains, learn enough about my job go to go London
sounds like my weekends.
do me a favor and go for a run tomorrow. doesn't have to be a long run. doesn't have to be a fast run. but I want you to run for at least 30 minutes nonstop tomorrow.
>mouth cancer
oh shit what were the first symptoms, this is my worst fear.
>£200
>Make crypto gains
Thanks, i will try that. This really means a lot. I'm serious.
>25
>High Voltage Electrician
>160k
>15k
>few friends,no gf, no social life atm just work
>not really
>make enough money to travel and learn from shamans/witch doctors all around the world about mind altering substances and about life
All I can afford is £100 a month; having a car is a gains goblin.
no worries.
just don't fucking give up halfway through though.
if you don't run regularly or haven't run in a long time, this is going to fucking suck camel dicks. just push through it. pain is weakness leaving the body.
>23
>Politics
>£36k
>£10k, all profit from an already cashed out 3k principal
>Enough friends, loving gf who wants my babies and doesn't have or want a career--only a family
>Very happy
>Buy a nice house in the countryside for large family, start service businesses (deli/cafe etc.) for my siblings, continue in politics, hopefully become an MP
U a virgin?
you know what to do then.
>accumulate gains to pay off gains goblins.
>continue to accumulate.
>????
>profit.
>age
35
>job
Sr. Software Engineer
>salary
$140k
>how much do you have invested in crypto?
$0. Just started learning about this 48h ago. I set up Nicehash so that I'm at least making some gains while I learn - currently have 0.0003btc from it.
>any friends / gf / social life?
Handful of very close ones / yes, the best / when I want to (would rather travel with gf)
>how happy are you with your life right now?
ridiculously happy
>what are your future plans?
sell house q2-3 2018, rent until correction, buy again ($95k up in 2 years at present, want to try to do it again)
lurk and hopefully figure out what altcoin exchange to use, wtf im doing, etc - so many conflicting opinions and shit talk. currently looking at: Poloniex, Bittrex, Bitfinex, Kraken, Binance, Cryptopia, Hitbtc for exchanges, ARK, Dashcoin, Chainlink for alt coins.
>age
Early 30s
>job
commercial manager
>salary
$55k USD
>how much do you have in crypto?
$2k
>any friends / gf / social life?
yes, no, yes
>how happy are you with your life right now?
Quite happy
>what are your future plans?
start own business, control own destiny
29
wageslave grocery clerk
roughly 20k a year
$70 (just started a week ago, going to continuously add)
a few / no / barely
5.5/10 right now
financial independence + homestead in the middle of nowhere
ahhahah nah mate, whys that?
Time's passing me by, which is the infuriating bit.
I've been thinking of trying Amazon FBA to diversify, but everything I can think of saturated or regulated to hell.
If I got rid of my car, I'd have a lot more money but I need it for work. I-I'll get there one day...
>22
>no job, studying ME, going really slow I'm slacking
>I started with $200, now have around $600, that was all the money i had (would have invested more if i had more)
>1 friend, maybe 4 people i consider friends but I don't hang out with enough, my fault
>1/10, IQ 135, relatively good looking, have a wide variety of interests, I really should be more successful
>get my shit together, start studying, apply myself, use my smarts and various interests to make money
25
Medicine
48k
1.2k
Social c.f.
I'm okay with life at tthis point. Waiting for 2020.