What's your class Veeky Forums ?

Loremaster. Seems about as useless as I am

Rolled 72 (1d100)

rollain

Rolly Poly

Philanderer. Huh. Funny, for a beta cuck loser faggot.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

Horizon Walker sounds fucking sweet, but I'll roll.

Futuristic noir setting where I play cop girl with robot limbs, currently hunting down her awol partner so that she can finally get the D like she's always wanted.

I didn't choose the yandere life, the yandere life chose me.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Good question

I like the sound of "Herald." It's just got so much potential rolled into a single word. Herald of whom (or what)? Chosen or volunteered or born? How many Heralds are there? And its a fighty-class. So I get to wear sweet armor.

rolling

cleric. tfw 1 off of battlepriest

corsair

ded

Rolled 49 (1d100)

In game: I've been a monk, a wizard, and a Bard.

Real life: I'm looking maybe multiclassing Barrister and Pugilist.

ITT: Lets roll it up

Rolled 10 (1d100)

Let's see

Random.org says that I am a Elementalist.

Sorry, it's a typo. You're a Harold.

Rawllin

Rolled 3 (1d100)

roollll

Proud Khornate traitor guard here

The love interest you wrote for me was awful. I'd rather go back to being a cuck.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

The Song of Rollan

ralling

I love Blue Mages and Spellblades but Rolllllaaannnn

Rolled 36 (1d100)

Rollin

Rolled 41 (1d100)

MUSCLE WIZURD

probably a warlock

Oh, it's a roll chart. Here I was sitting trying to figure out why a Dancer was closer to a Mage than a Rogue.

t. rolling

shiieeeet

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rolling

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lessee

roll

yeah yeah that's good and dandy

but what's the cutest class?

aight, let's do this!
dice+1d100

I haven't played D&D ever and I'm getting into it with some friends soon, because they said it'd be fun to have me over.
Is there any way to specialize as someone who deals in setting up traps, or dealing with gadgets or something? Someone that has to use their cunning in battle?
Like a trapmaster or the like.
I just want to be a goofy eccentric motherfucker with cokebottle glasses throwing caltrops everywhere and haphazardly setting up traps mid battle, prior to throwing his shoe in frustration when his traps fail.

I pretty much want to be Kevin from Home Alone. Is there a way to make this happen?
Pls help tabletop virgin

Rolled 21 (1d100)

Let's find out

Let's see.

Rollin

Rolled 89 (1d100)

Rollan

Double 89. It was meant to be
>Shadowmancer...

rolli

Rolling

Witnessed

What would a strategist even be? Just a guy who sits back and plans shit, but never fights?

Rollin'

lolidk

Rollan for JUSTICE!

spluttering autism

...

Shit

How is gambler a relevant class?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

greenside pls

dice+1d100

Maybe look at it as a luck-based class, like Fortune's Friend?

kek'd hard

You just need some levels so you can multiclass into oldfag.

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Rolled 99 (1d100)

Roll'in

>wizard in the game world too

Peacekiller
failing that, Shadowhumper

Neither. You are a merchant.

Rolled 73 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

Rollin' them bones.

Ninja.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Lessee

Wtf is a billistician

Rolled 44 (1d100)

Rollio

Let me google that for you, user.
lmgtfy.com/?q=Ballistician

Funny, I never really liked the idea of arcane archers.

That made me feel real fuckin special, user

Rolling on the false triumvirate. Fighter/Mage/Leader makes more sense.

Rolled 56 - 1 (1d100 - 1)

Eh, I'll give it a shot. Hopefully get something that isn't lame. inb4 shield-bearer

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

Rolling

Rolled 32 (1d100)

Why not. If I get something nice I'll writefag about it.

Ugh. No thanks.

It's both, and because dancing is a mystical act. Duh.

Rolled 99 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

Let's see what the dice have to say about this.

ye

HIGH ROLLAN

Rolled 59 (1d100)

les see

Rolled 28 (1d100)

Oh come on I did the whole thing.

Let's try again...

Death knight... but I wanted bard tho

Rolled 75 (1d100)

Hmmm.

>Raider
>Hold your own in melee but don't be brainless meatshield
>Comfy padded armour with the odd metal bit instead of uncomfy full plate
>Spend lots of times innawoods so know how to survive in the wilds while still being civilised enough to know how to get by in the city
>Know the basics of archery to hunt game and put pressure on enemies
>Muh honour doesn't prevent me from fleeing a battle if it goes badly
>No direct responsibility in an adventurer group while simultaneously high monetary potential due to looting skills

The perfect class for me.

Rolled 24 (1d99)

Rolling for something psychic.

No wait....is it Easter geomancy, or Western geomancy, because those are seriously different things.

jk rolling

Hope I get Alchemist.