My prince, the queen regnant has decreed that, in order to keep the royal bloodline pure, she must produce your heir

My prince, the queen regnant has decreed that, in order to keep the royal bloodline pure, she must produce your heir.

>this dumb thread again

Give it a rest you retard.

>this

But sisterfucking is bad.
God says so.

>keep the bloodline pure

So, the rest of the lineage was the product of incest as well?

I will give her an heir if she can give me a suit the colour of the sky, a suit the colour of the moon, a suit the colour of the sun, and the skin of her most magnificent donkey.

>mfw I'm Zoroastrian

Why can't my sister be the one to produce the heir?

>Enter the man with no pants, ask me why!
Why don't you wear any pants, Prince Flashheart?
>Because they haven't invented a pair that can take the job on!

Have the guards confine her to her quarters and send for the court doctor. She is clearly very sick in the head.

It's mother fucking.

You poisoned you sister last year so you wouldn't have to deal with any pretenders to your throne, don't you remember?

LAME AS FUCK
Call me when it's the king and the princess

>his mother is his sister
I guess the bloodline is pure enough as is

>tfw a fellow player resorted to this

The absolute madman.

no

we can make it purer

Well I'm adopted, so... I guess I could think of more awkward and socially questionable things? It'd take some time though.

"ok"

I'm going to have to get the toothbrush out for this, aren't I?

...

Good. Proclaim my love for her, and hers for mine, and inform the storks, that they might carry the princeling to us forthwith.

Yeah ok cerci

the queen regnant? our family has terrible taste in female names