Let player play a female

>Titty monster in historical armor?
>rad as fuck man!

>anti
Reread

Dont have it on me. He keeps it.

The face sucked something awful. He had to stop erasing because it had lined up with his hp square on the other side and he almost tore the page.

I would say don't worry about him unless he like brings it up in roleplay. All the female characters I played at least had C cups, but it is never brought up ever unless an NPC says something. You'll forget about it in a month most likely.

Shouldn't an exceptional bust be something worth mentioning in roleplay, even if it's just once a session?

Having a good pair of E cups on a healthy young woman in the Middle Ages is pretty damn rare.

if their tiddies are a defining part of your character to the point where they need to come up every session there's a good chance that your character isn't that interesting as a person

Not sure if google would be that reliable a resource. I mean, just google "scythe" and look at the crap that comes up.

Before articulated plate, chain and plate was basically all that was available.

Big fat tiddies is just one of many aspects of a character that should define them. Just because you're mentioning her bust in some relevant way does not mean you're neglecting the other aspects of her character.

It's something you do all the time with male characters when describing their scruffiness, luscious beards or knack for sharp outfits... Why not do it with women and their braided hair or fat tits?

>reread
You reread.
He said he was going to punish the guy for being a titty monster if he wasn't already a martial.
Punishing someone for doing a thing makes you anti-thatthing.

This is just basic english here.

Why are anti-cheesecake posters unable to do basic english?

If the boob plate is over chainmail, the boobs won't even get to fill out the stupid boob-shaped chambers in the armor. Chainmail is fucking heavy. It will squish down any pair of breasts.

Because a good description is something that should only come up at the start of character introduction or during a scenario where it's relevant to the campaign.

If you have to keep bringing up how "tough" or "beautiful" or "stoic" your character is every other session without being prompted, most likely the description is the most interesting thing about your character since their appearance is all you care about.

>there are people who don't like boob-plate because it isn't 'realistic' like 99.99% of fantasy armours

>why are retards complaining about non sensical things
You tell me user, why? Why do you do this?

It just goes to show, this new strain of neo-puritanism rots the mind.

>puritanism
>dude makes a cheesecake thread
Bro, stop being a faggot, a titty monster isn't always the most appropriate character.
Do you have no sense of context?
Are you that new and suck that hard at RPGs?

>but muh puritans
Stop, you're a fucking faggot. Quit that shit.
Specially since it's clearly not anything to do with liking big titties or not, you gigantic bitch.
You are the main type of poster that gives this board the "autistic" rep.

>are you new?
Less new than the guy who posted about how he hates cheesecake and doesn't even know how plate and chain work together.
Too busy getting angry about boobplate to actually know things about armor.

>he keeps making stupid assumptions
Ever notice how from the 18 unique IPs you're the only mong that got THAT bullshit you're spewing from the OP?
I didn't that from the OP, other anons didn't get that from the OP, OP clearly stated he didn't mean that.
Yet here you are, autistically charging where no man has gone before, due to something you clearly didn't understand properly. Go back to the annoying sperg realms.

quit bitching and post some cheescake pics with your argument like the spoiler implies should be done

I dunno, OP is pretty damn retarded about armor, as the next like five posts showed.

You're getting awful upset and making a huge fuss over someone calling you dumb.

>Just because you're mentioning her bust in some relevant way
>relevant
that's the key word here, user.

the thing is that tabletop is not a visual medium, it’s a spoken/ written one, which means you get a description of them and maybe a picture of the character which you saw in the first session weeks ago,players will ignore that information and imagine them differently based off how you roleplay them, It's not something anyone is going to care about or remember.

I've seen players decide "Beautiful" PCs were ugly because they were shit tier roleplayers, I've seen players make almost hivemind like decisions on an NPCs physical appearance based off how their roleplayed.

also D&D (which I'm fairly certain OP is playing) is shit for statting physical appearance, try Mythic Iceland (and CoC?) or GURPS

also

That idiot only added the armor point to add credibility to his "puritans reeeee!" shitpost. OP at least asked a question, even if a stupid one. This guy is just being a mong.
His only argument is "I think OP dislikes something I like, despite evidence pointing to the contrary, let me shitpost about puritans!"

By count, you've shitposted and ree'd more than him at this point about someone calling you dumb.

>y u so mad
I am telling an user to quit his shitposts since he
a) Clearly didn't the point
b) Thinks all characters he personally likes are always appropriate for every situation, apparently

user, stop shitposting about how mad you aren't and contribute to the thread.

>i-if I have no argument to prove I am not an idiot I'll devolve to "no u mad"
Bro, I am not the OP, I didn't even read any insults towards me.
I am not angry because I have no stake in this, I am telling someone to quit with his "muh titties, you evil puritans shit". So yeah, keep saying no u mad, it won't change the fact you're an autist with no argument that clearly made some misunderstandings about the topic at hand.

Doesn't matter, at this point you've gone on much longer about it and done more to disrupt the thread than any other party.

>user stop telling me why I should quit my shitposting
Telling shitposters why they are shitposters isn't shitposting, unless you are saying you are shit posting.

>but clearly I was contributing to the thread with my whining about puritans
Too late to shift gears now user. You turned a cheesecake thread into a shit post thread.

>Spends all of combat doodling a character profile
>He's never late or slow on his turn

What's the problem here?

user, as telling shitposters to stop shitposting IS a form of shitposting, I'm going to swear to stop engaging in this conversation so we can get back on topic.
You get one more response to also swear this, after which neither of us, and no other party, will speak on it any more, allowing the thread to continue.

I said reread because this thread itself was intended as a cheesecake thread

I gave him the exact amount of replies he gave me. You instead keep giving me more and more replies in an attempt to... I don't know?
Are you trying to be hypocritical or do you just have no sense of scale?

OP is a faggot as usual.

and yet op was the only cheesecake we got.

see
I hope this doesn't count

>hurr I will call you out on calling out shitposters
Yeah let's just forget this emabarrasing post.

Everyone else was too busy telling OP he was retarded to not know plate and chain went together.

It turned into a bitch thread in 10 posts

The OP sort of was asking for it with his ideas of punishing a player for drawing his character.

I mean, the thread didn't address that at all, but there would have been a bitch fest either way.

The question itself doesn't make much sense

Well he was drawing it mid conbat instead of paying attention.
That said, I don't see why anyone should be punished ingame for anything like that.

Combat*

yeah, see what I mean?
There's enough leeway on either side for discussion, and it's enough of an issue to be brought up.
It's the secondary bitchfest that might have occurred if the primary one didn't. A possible reality we avoided.
I have no quantum or time based cheesecake to illustrate this.

Eh, I don't know. There's people who can pay attention to a few things at once. This, obviously doesn't mean that the person in question can multitask, but its possible.

My response to this was to start mention my ranger's ass whenever people started narrating their sexiness.

user, it's not like we're talking about shadowrun here.

We're talking about a martial in a goddamn D&D game. They've got -nothing- they need to think about in combat.

Fuck man, I think I'm going to start doing this.
>As I begin to perfom the hand gestures necessary to cast fireball I subtly push out my taught round ass in the direction of the neerest bandit

Are you... breaking a fiery wind at your enemies or...?

I already unironically do this with my enormously egotistical wizard.

Every spell is like a goddamn photo shoot to him.

That and giving them the opportunity to look at something beautiful before they die.

I guess my problem with boobplate and with overly sexual characters in otherwise non-sexy settings ties to what said. There's nothing inherently wrong with it, but when a player/author/artist/whatever makes a big deal out of a character's sexuality, it's often a strong indicator that the character doesn't have much else going for her personality wise. If the campaign is already sort of silly or has a vaguely sexy tone, then a character whose major defining trait is "big ol' titties" might work just fine. If your GM is trying to run a semi-serious campaign, then maybe shut up about your character's breasts and actually play a character.
Nothing wrong with cheesecake (or beefcake, not judging) but there's a time and a place for it.

>not having a well oiled barbarian cleaving through foes
>paladin doesn't have ab-plates
>wizard isn't in sexy spell poses
>Rogue isn't in skintight clothing
If your party can't pull off
youtube.com/watch?v=SU0Ypufo6BM
Then your party is missing something.

The wizard is 65. Still sexy-posing to this day,

It's more a frame of mind thing than anything.

Of course, of course.

I just think it looks really stupid.
I love me some cheesecake, but boobplate generally just looks really stupid to me

First read this as far hair or braided tits.

I now have a mission, a changeling character that braids her breasts.

I can see the issue but these are one of those thing I let slide until be becomes an annoyance viva shit ERP or some other crap then we have The Talk that his father should have given him all those years ago

What the frick is cheesecake?

It's a cake

Why is Legend of the Cryptids so perfect at making gorgeous women and enviable hunk men?

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And that's fine just as I think anything with a brooding edge lord holding his katana or scythe is stupid

My taste and your taste are different but nether of us should force players to avoid something just because we have a distaste for it.

Mmm, delicious

Cheesecake is a general term used to describe pinups of women dressed or behaving in a fashion that, while provocative, avoids becoming truly pornographic.

I see, but why is it called cheesecake?

I mean you're entitled to your tastes, just as a player is theres. But a boobplate can fit in most tones and settings (even serious and toned down ones), so I don't think it's something worth complaining about like a lot of people do.

This guy knows what's up.

>He drew boob plate, over chainmail, with a gorget.
As long as the boob plate doesn't include a tiddy window I'm cool with that.

>be waifu knight
>flat as shit, other waifu knights call onii-san a lolicon
>have cowtits boobplate forged
>keep emergency healing potions in the cups; if something penetrates the armor and wounds you, medicine straight into the bloodstream
>wear it over your chainmail
I could see a use for it.

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Because cheesecake is soft and delicious but not something you're supposed to consume in large quantities, I guess.

Cheesecake is also not so decadent that it doesn't need to be concealed from the public eye if you want to remain socially acceptable as long as you're not rubbing it in other peoples' faces.

>The boobplate does something weird
>When you wear it it's like your brain knows its time to nut up or shut up
>The moment it comes off you become a ravenous sex kitten
>Oniisan really is a lolicon now
>He is also terrified of large breasted women

Most people will readily admit they enjoy cheesecake, and perhaps even display that love with posters and desktop backgrounds, and people will think they just have a bit of a sweet tooth, it's normal at that age.

"How did the term “cheesecake” pinup originate? According to this 1950s magazine: “… A New York news photographer once asked a woman to lift her skirt ever so slightly to make a better picture. The beautiful woman complied. When the editor, something of a gourmet, saw the picture on his desk, he exclaimed ‘Why, this is better than cheesecake!'”"

Too few pics, too much talk. Rectifying...

A classic motif

>shitty Western art
At least you tried

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I ain't done yet.

>boob plate, over chainmail, with a gorget. I'm honestly so aroused
It's okay, we understand

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It's not badly drawn perspective, she actually is almost as tall as the city walls.

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