Magic: the Gathering Wednesday Flavor General - Tim Edition

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>In the vast Multiverse, only you and some other chucklefucks know of the countless worlds beyond your own.

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This week's Magic Story is "The Prodigal Sorcerers" by Mark Price.

magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/prodigal-sorcerers-2016-05-25

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Neil Degrasse Tyson a Tim now.

>no hat
it's shit

So Tim was always supposed to have been red, but they made him blue, and now they've made him black?

He looks like the Black Panther actor.
Also bad story, but it's nice to see Dominaria again.

6.7/10

Christ what a shitty generic story that had nothing to do with MtG besides name dropping Tolaria.

>he never read any of the legends stories, anthologies or old magic novels with the mail in cards
don't worry kid, jace will be back in two weeks.

>Not understanding that they could have replaced the country names and it would have been a generic story

Nostalgia fag detected

This guy gets it. There was nothing special about this one that might as well have been a mad libs adventure.

also Jace is back the 8th:^)

The story was ok but they had TWO chances to name him tim and they dropped it.

So who do you think told TamTam the story of Serra's Realm? Could it have been Reya Dawnbringer?

no one, she was given the scrolls by the ghost of commodore guff

I'm not really up on the really old lore, but wasn't Serra worshipped as a goddess? Maybe Serra's realm collapsing became part of their mythology

So i didn't bother reading todays story. Did i miss anything?

Old Tim passed his pinging power off to New Tim and got /pol/ buttflustered because New Tim is black.

Old tim isn't exactly a model /pol/ citizen either.

wut? He doesn't even look black...

New tim is definitely black.

Old tim is like ME or something, possibly also black

He's very light skinned, it's mostly in the hair desu
>/pol/
>logical
choose one.

I was making a joke saying that old tim wasn't white either.

What are you even talking about

He's very mixed looking, like 1/4 black and 3/4 white.

If any thing he looks Greek. His skin is very obviously light though

>Tolaria
>Cannons?
>Mage school?
I thought that Dominaria was a lot like Zendikar; pretty torn up and hard to have an advanced civilization due to all the wars/end of the world events.
I mean you had the Brother's War, an extremely long Ice Age, Phyrexians invading, and then time itself hiccupping and destroying everything.

This might be set before all that shit

That would make sense.

Ok I misspoke with that, I was saying the /pol/ would be mad either way and came across retarded because that sentence made no fucking sense.

Well it has been at least sixty years since the mending and besides the first two, Dominaria had a few years to rest between disasters.

Is sixty years enough to repair extensive damage? Like...
Forgive me if I am wrong but wasn't the Time Spiral event destroying everything and turning it into salt?

bump

it turned some things into salt

Some of you angels are alright.
Don't go to Markov Manor tomorrow.

Post characters from outside MTG and assign them a color.

>Tormund is a R/G barbarian
>has a crush on a mono W knight

Both are U/B; Konrad is B/R when as Night Haunter

Wat? Why?

...

>Actually this is part of the shadows over innistrad storyline
>it's one of Tamiyo's stories

But why would he do it at Markov manor? And why now?

This looks gay

ur face is gay.