First result = your next character

>The naive, vocal, inexperienced male half-Werecat cleric. He has a slender build. His body is that of a human for the most part, but his head is more like that of his non-human parent.

>Ectoplasmic Milk Wyrm of the Parking Lot

Jesus, I think I just rolled as close to a half-fae catboy as this generator can get.

>The charismatic male half-Kraken spy. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance.

>kraken ancestry makes him look attractive
nip girls must love him

>Astral Anime Hydra of the Sock Drawer
>O-Onnii-chan , i will protect your drawer!

Raccoon like spirits with giant scrotums.

>The compassionate, sheltered male half-Fairy cleric who hates animals. He has a graceful build. His wardrobe is impractical. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
Kill me.
>Balsa Hawk
Sounds like a tough but fair fight

>The promiscuous male half-Unicorn watchman. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.

Oh dear God.

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>The alienated female half-Fairy cleric who lost meaning in life. She has a plump build. Her wardrobe is tight-fitting. Her non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable, but not particularly disturbing.

This is some silly shit right here. A religous but "tightly" dressed fair buzzing around.

>Abyssal Poodle

NANI

I get the impression from the description "tight-fitting" was more she's getting fat and her clothes don't fit right, with her giving up on life being the reason she hasn't bothered to get a new outfit.

>The sadistic female half-Satyr mage. She has a busty build. Her wardrobe is artistic. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.

That's a mercy kill if I ever saw one

>The diabolical male half-Unicorn druid. He has a lean build. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.

I'm not even a centaur just a horse body with a strange human face at the end, you can't even tell that I'm part unicorn I have to explain it. No wonder I'm evil.

>Abyssal Belch Phantom

And it's disgusting.

>male half-Oroborous
>feminine build
>appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent
>an attractive, not monstrous appearance
>OROBOROUS
So he's a twink with his face permanently attached to his dick? Sounds like something Yuni would draw.

So Rocket Raccoon with an enormous ballsack?

>The intelligent, sheltered female half-Manticore exorcist. She has a feminine build. Her wardrobe is elaborate. Her non-human ancestry gives her a horribly inhuman appearance.

And I have to fight
>Abyssal Bunny

Horribly wonderful!

Yes. There's other shit to tanukis but the scrotum just stands out the most.

>The wise male half-Kraken cleric. He has a broad-shouldered build. He appears far more non-human than human.

I am the squidpope...pope of the squids.

>The selfish, world-weary male half-Troll druid. His wardrobe is artistic. His face hints at his non-human ancestry, but he otherwise appears human.

>Allergy Wyrm

>The seasoned male half-Kitsune necromancer. He has a feminine build. He appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but it is an attractive, not monstrous appearance.

Noice.

VERSUS:

>Astral Sloth of the Lost Temple

Should I just reroll my character now?

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The frustrated, antisocial male half-Demon paladin. His wardrobe is impractical. He appears far more non-human than human.

>The educated male half-Hippogriff thief. He can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after his non-human ancestor.

This sounds actually pretty rad. Except for the horrible mental image of his parents conceiving him.

Oh, I forgot the enemy.

>Alchoholic Vampire of the Yard Sale

Fucking gold

Fucking nope (picture much related)

> The sheltered female half-Demon demonologist. She has a leggy build. Her wardrobe is professional. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.

Hm. That sounds... completely sane. Odd.

> Abyssal Pigeon

WELL I MEAN I GUESS THAT'S APPROPRIATE.

>The nurturing, seasoned female half-Unicorn spy. Her wardrobe is weird. She can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after her non-human ancestor.

Not sure whether to waifu. But she sounds like she should be the main character in a cartoon show.

>Allergic Spirit of the Used-Car Lot

I don't even.

>half-Oroborous

How in the holy name of Captain Crunch does that even work?!

The antisocial male half-Pegasus watchman with a large fortune. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.

Against Avant-Garde Vortex Bunny.

I'm not drunk enough for this shit.

>The conformist female half-Divinity necromancer. She has a lean build. Her wardrobe is elaborate. Her body is that of a human for the most part, but her head is more like that of her non-human parent.

Okay. I got it.

Rainbow Dash against the Rabbit of Caerbannog

youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

>The antisocial male half-Werecat necromancer. He has an overmuscled build. His wardrobe is businesslike. He appears human - yet his shadow is always that of his non-human parent's species.

At first it sounds like a character that guy would play, but I think I could pull it off.

>The boring male half-Wyvern poacher. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance.
vs
>Astral Nougat Fiend

I guess I'll work on not being so boring...

>The compassionate, vocal, experienced male half-Will-O-The-Wisp seer who is given to moments of deep introspection. His non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but he has some odd traits hinting at his parentage.
>Baseball Dragon
Is the dragon the ball,the bat or the player guys?

>The confused, confident, self-righteous female half-Basilisk armorer looking for love. She has an hourglass build. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but it is an attractive, not monstrous appearance.

>Anime Banshee

This can only end well

>The educated female half-Gorgon blacksmith. Her non-human ancestry gives her a strangely attractive appearance.

I can dig it. Should a half-gorgon have a snake lower body or snakes for hair?

also enemy:
>Ballpoint Devil of the Pawn Shop

A devil with a ballpoint? Or a ballpoint pen possessed by a devil? Or is it just a really shitty ballpoint pen that patrons of the pawn shop have to use?

>The sadistic male half-Cockatrice > conjurer. His wardrobe is bizarre. His > face hints at his non-human > ancestry, but he otherwise appears human.

VERSUS

> Letcherous Skeleton

>ohmy.gif

>>Allergic Spirit of the Used-Car Lot
>I don't even.

Cousin Kyle from South Park, obviously.

>The playful female half-Hippogriff exorcist haunted by dark memories. Her wardrobe is artistic. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
>Avalanche Hamster of the Dream-Lands
>Haunted by dark memories
>Dream monster
I wonder if those could possibly be related.

>The smart male half-Gargoyle archer searching for justice. He has an angular build. His wardrobe is severe. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance.
I'M BATMAAAAN

>Ballpoint Djinni of the Candy Store
With a rogue's gallery out of the Silver Age, I guess.

>The illogical, hateful female half-Gorgon prophet. Her wardrobe is dignified. She has a perfectly human head and face - but her body is that of her non-human parent's species.

I think this is just a woman

No it has to be half-dragon user

>The intelligent female half-Hellhound demonologist. Her wardrobe is simple. She can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after her non-human ancestor

>Astral Vanilla Vampire

I'm not sure how to feel about this, but I could actually play this. Anyone up for a weird ass half-breed shapeshifting warlock for a party member?

Just keep in mind that character sounds like their mom took the knot

The cooperative male half-Centaur knight. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but it is an attractive, not monstrous appearance.

I don't get it, so like, a regular looking dude who is attractive and also happens to be a knight? Great. A generic hero.

I'm okay with that. Not like I don't play with filthy /d/egenerates anyway.

>The weary, seasoned female half-Werewolf guard. Her appearance is that of a normal human - but under certain conditions she turns into a member of her non-human ancestor's species.

Alright, I really like this actually.

>Insanity Cow.
PIC RELATED.

The smart, chaste male half-Goblin exorcist with big dreams. His wardrobe is professional. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.

VS

Astral Paint Fiend of the Outhouse
Brass Bun

I...what

The worldwise female half-Phoenix witch-hunter with a knack for trouble. She has a lithe build. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.

Pretty fucking cool.

>The friendly female half-Ice dragon shaman on the wrong side of the law. She has a muscular build. Her wardrobe is businesslike. She can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after her non-human ancestor.

YES HELLO SIR WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASE OF SEVERAL IGLOOS? ARE GOOD HOME IN FRIGID NORTH. I AM NEEDING TO SELL SEVERAL OF THEM TO PAY OFF SEVERAL DEBTS. PLEASE BUY, I MADE THEM MYSELF. FOR RECORD YOU ARE NOT COP, RIGHT?

>Beer-drinking Mind Kangaroo

Ah, the natural enemy of all Ice Dragons. Australia.

Frosthome Realty: Prices so low, they're below freezing.

>The hypocritical male half-Dragon prophet. His wardrobe is elaborate. His body is one half human - one half taking after his non-human ancestor.

The educated, sheltered female half-Goblin blacksmith. She has an elegant build. Her wardrobe is elegant. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
We're soul mates

>The clueless, stressed, experienced male half-Manticore exorcist. His wardrobe is bizarre. His non-human ancestry gives him a horribly inhuman appearance.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>The clever, playful female half-Djinn prophet with repressed memories. She has a wide-hipped build. Her wardrobe is flattering. Her non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but she has some odd traits hinting at her parentage.

...Shantae?

>Nougat Giant of the Bus Station

Shantae.

Welp time to see how many fetishes the DM is going to shove into the campaign.

>The persistent male half-Tengu watchman. His wardrobe is attractive. His non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but he has some odd traits hinting at his parentage
I don't know what to say.
>Abyssal Manatee
I don't know if this is out of my character's league. The Beer Skeleton of New Jersey sounds more threatening honestly.

Oh, I forgot my nemesis. Let's see....
>Golf Wyrm
Time to burninate his favorite golf course.

I just educated myself and found out what a Tengu is. I think that Manatee is going to wish I was chilling with the Beer Skeleton of New Jeresy now.

Did anyone get any illogical results?
>The unfriendly, playful female half-Gorgon crusader. She has a curvy build. Her wardrobe is fashionable. Her non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but she has some odd traits hinting at her parentage
>unfriendly
>playful
How does those mix up?

>The smart, chaste male half-Goblin exorcis

What! How!?

Annoying practical jokes, always laughing at and never with, and schadenfreude as the highest form of humor.

>The intelligent male half-Angel soldier. He has a feminine build. His wardrobe is sexy. His appearance is strangely attractive.

I don't know what this is but boioioioing.

Someone boned a goblin.
Duh.

So I got a sadistic crusader?

>The uneducated female half-Chimera sorcerer on the wrong side of the law. She has a thin build. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.

God this screams mary sue

Seems like.

It doesn't scream Mary Sue to me. Have her put on the wizard hat because she's on the wrong side of the law.

Almost all my results were lewd.

Here are the first two. I now know my next porn commission.

>The serious, educated female half-Will-O-The-Wisp exorcist. She has a voluptuous build. Her non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable.

>The paranoid, selfish, sheltered male half-Goblin tomb robber living on borrowed time. He has a feminine build. His wardrobe is practical. He appears human - but has the personality and habits of his non-human ancestor.

First monster

>Spirit Duck of the Castle

They gonna get raped.

I just imagine a normal will-o-wisp that looks incredibly lewd to other will-o-wisps, but just like a ball of light to humans

>The sheltered female half-Wyvern illusionist. She has a busty build. Her face hints at her non-human ancestry, but she otherwise appears human.
Versus...
>The Djinni of the Brewery
Well, considering that my character is sheltered, she'd probably be out on her own for the first time in this adventure. Probably did something that, unbeknownst to her, pissed off the Djinni barkeep. Probably going to try to do something to defuse the situation before she gets her face punched in by a cosmic powerhouse.

>The wise female half-Devil elementalist who hates animals. Her wardrobe is sexy. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.

VS

>Arrow Sheep of the West

Regardless of what exactly an Arrow Sheep is, my character hates it and burns it down.

>The illogical, selfish, experienced male half-Djinn cavalier who is more than meets the eye. His non-human ancestry gives him a horribly inhuman appearance.

VS

>Ambush Poodle

I guess I go Don Qixote on that canine fucker.

>The fearsome male half-Chimera martial artist with a chemical dependency. His body is that of a human for the most part, but his head is more like that of his non-human parent.
>His body is that of a human
>but his head is like that of his non-human parent
>head of a chimera
What in the fuck would this even of look like?

>Abyssal Mouse
Why? What even is that?

He has a lions head, you blink, now it's a snake, you sneeze, and when you look up, now it's a goat head, etc...

>The cunning, educated female half-Fire Elemental bodyguard with a heart of gold. She has a plump build. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.

THICK

>The chaste female half-Wyvern jester needing a friend. Her wardrobe is professional. Her face hints at her non-human ancestry, but she otherwise appears human.

So...forever alone clown?

>Mimic Parrot

It honestly sounds like a bad circus act. The parrot bullies the clown, people come to see clown get bullied, clown cries a lot. Kinda depressing.

>The watchful, lonely male half-Hellhound soldier who suffers from a chronic disease. He has a wide-chested build. His non-human ancestry gives him a horribly inhuman appearance.

>Abyssal Cow

Hellhound lycan? Fighting abyssal cows? Fucking brutal.

>The confused female half-Dragon Turtle illusionist with a rival in his/her profession. Her wardrobe is severe. Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human ancestor.
>Iridescent divine elemental of the apocalypse

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>confused female half-Dragon Turtle
>Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human

I... Uh.. What? No wonder she's confused.

The introverted female half-Dragon Turtle berserker. She has a curvy build. Her wardrobe is unusual. Her non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable, but not particuarly disturbing.

Curvy half-dragon turtle.
How did a turtle fuck a dragon??

No, no half-dragon half-turtle. Half Dragon-Turtle. I'm pretty sure it's Chinese.

The clueless, tactless female half-Griffon bodyguard. She has a busty build. Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human ancestor.

>The smart, combative, experienced female half-Divinity paladin. She has a voluptuous build. Her non-human ancestry gives her a strangely attractive appearance.
But I already did, er, made that character!
>Devouring Potato Wyrm
....Hungry Irish dragon. Or hungry retasrded dragon.

Okay then.

They might as well create a magical realm character generator at this point.
An Irish Dragon sounds fun.

>The inexperienced female half-Demon heretic with little money. She has a lean build. Her wardrobe is weird. She appears human - but those who interact with her keep getting the impression that she isn't human
vs
>Belch Angel

Would be a interesting battle of a ditzy warlock and a rude emissary of god

>They might as well create a magical realm character generator at this point.

We have the technology

I think the world needs this. Just imagine.

Theese pretty much are magical realm.

Though the half-woill-o-the-wisp necromancer who had a near death experience that changed her, and whose only giveaway is a facial feature that reflects her nature might be fun.

Her skull glows through her skin dimly.

>Her skull glows through her skin dimly.
That is probably someone's fetish.

The intelligent, distant, sheltered male half-Ki-Rin sorcerer. His body is a mismatched composite of his human and non-human ancestry.

Guys it's cool I have misaligned lips from my Ki-Rin ancestry, I'm not that impeccable.