Uhh, only 6 inches?

>Uhh, only 6 inches?
How do you respond?

>What's wrong with six inches? That's more then enough to stab a person through the heart and lungs.

She may not look like much, kid, but she's got it where it counts

>says gal with trimmed tusks
6 inches is the best you can ever hope to get.

>You didn't let me finish
>6 inches GIRTH.

>Just wait, my second dick is bigger

>American are Orcs
No surprised.

>what did she see?

It's a dagger, not a longsword

THIRTY-THREE PERCENT

"Yes, that's the range at which when you assault, my US Marines don't get to fire at you first. On the other hand I'm not in cover so your Fallscrimjagers will get to attack first."

I assume were playing Bolt Action.

>garona is just some chick painted green.

Flop of the year.

shes always been depicted as a green human. how else would a human have fallen in love with her? read the lore

Small but efficient you cunt. Now get to breeding.

God the special effects and costumes look so fuckig awful

JUST CUZ ITZ SMALL DONT MEAN IT AINT GOT DAKKA YA GIT

This is some fan project, right? Right?

Meanwhile, among the elves
>S-S-S-SIX INCHES??!!

>Elves
>Small

You're telling me a race that is in constant contact with huge-dicked creatures (both sapient and bestial) won't have large dongs of their own, or particularly deep vaginas?

>two tic tacs stuck to her lower lips
>tusks

Why do you think Elven women are such sluts for non-Elven men?

...soft

Six inches is a real motherfucker at 90 miles an hour.

-2 CON has its downsides.

But long dongs aren't that desirable to women, it's the grith than makes them skirm. A big dong is more to presume with other males, while big testes is what truly defines a very masculine individual.

Because they're effectively immortal, and can afford to spend a century or two slutting it up before settling with a nice Elven man?

This also assumes Elven men aren't pulling mad game too; with their poise, grace, snappy fashion sense and pretty looks, you'd be surprised at how much of a turn-on those are for women.

DIS ERE'Z DA BIGGEST NOB IN DA 'OLE WAAGH YA PANZEE GIT

Pretty sure elves are long and thin

Spaghetti dick...

Hey now, that pixie assured me she was legally an adult by her societies standards.

So has the costume designer for the Warcraft film been flogged in public yet?

Because it's really bad.