CYOA Thread

Castle (194)
Flying Fortress (189)
Luxury (188)
(fortress) Size of a few houses (164)
(realm) Size of Luxembourg (134)
(Population) 500 x realm number [100=50000] (114)
Realm:
Magic Forestx5 (104)
Cityx1 {55000 Pop] (101)
Labyrinthx1 (99)
Volcanicx1 (97)
Wastelandx2 (97)
Smarter Ravens (91)
Goblin Dogs (88)
Trickster Spirits (85)
Wolves (84)
Tech Level: Steel (69)
Critical Thinking (59)
Ugly (69)
Brutes (59)
Mages (39)
Martial Culture (free)(39)
Magic:
Scrying (29)
Enchanting (14)
Dream Magic (4)
Living Stone (-11)
Weather Manipulation (-16)
Portals (-26)
Binding (-41)
Shapeshifting (-51)
Necromancy (-61)
Nature (-71)
Spatial Distortion (-81)
Evocation (Free?) (-81)
Drawbacks:
Ravenous (-1)
Bound (29)
Extras:
Goblin traits: Sneaky (24)
Monsters: Dragonsx2 (4)
Lava worms x2 (0)
I will use every trick in the book to harvest the souls needed to maintain my realm. With three different sources and at least somewhat intelligent goblins, this shouldn't be too difficult.
If the wolves, dragons, or my minions do not kill those who enter my realm, then my powerful magics will. While I will have to keep my word to my prisoners, I will personally try to avoid that. In the end, while my new life will be tough, I have quite a bit of power.
No arguments there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_women's_legal_rights_(other_than_voting)

CTRL + F "United States" married women weren't even able or allowed to control their earnings. Also while there were some colleges, it was by no means the norm for women to be expected to attend. Even then they faced and still do now systemic discrimination in the workplace. Without those structures gone she would not have been able to advance to where she is now.

>Also while there were some colleges, it was by no means the norm for women to be expected to attend.

Nor, mind, were co-ed colleges a majority like you tried to imply.

> married women weren't even able or allowed to control their earnings

In many states. I didn't scroll long enough to find the last state in which it was made legal for married women were allowed to control their own property & earnings.

The University of Utrecht accepted its first female student in 1636
Bedford College (London, 1849)
Girton College (1869)

> mfw the AI continues to evolve.

I wasn't trying to imply they were a majority, simply that they existed, because of the claim that it was impossible for a woman to attend a college at all.

>In many states. I didn't scroll long enough to find the last state in which it was made legal for married women were allowed to control their own property & earnings.

Looks like the last one appearing on that list was Washington, in 1895

Fair enough.

This entire discussion is off-topic.

Where the fuck do you think you are?

/cyoag/ where we discuss about cyoas.

All right.

>Castle (194 pts)
I've got enough points that spending an extra 2 on proper defense seems obvious.
>Flying Fortress (189 pts)
In a twist, my fairy castle is carried on the back of a titanic B-17.
>Luxury Accommodations (188 pts)
What the hell kind of fairy lord would I be if I *didn't* take this?
>Fortress size: a small village (140 pts)
'A few houses' is clearly too small, and there's no way I'm ponying up for the city-sized one, so here we go.
>Realm size: a metropole (120 pts)
Just for the record, there are several metropoles in the world that are noticeably larger than Luxembourg.
>Goblin population: 10,000 (100 pts)
Seems adequate.

>Mountains: 5 (95 pts)
I really like mountains
>Magic forest: 3 (89 pts)
What kind of cut-rate, off-brand fairy lord *doesn't* have a magic forest, I ask you?
>Swamp: 2 (85 pts)
You had me at "free leeches".
>Tunnels: 3 (88 pts)
Caves are neat, too.

>Ravens (82 pts)
*CROAK*
>Druffels x 2 (80 pts, 600)
So cute!
>Wolves x 1 (79 pts, 300)
I've got mountains and forests; I need wolves.
>Gators x 1 (78 pts, 300)
Likewise with swamps & gators.
>Trickster spirits x 3 (72 pts, 300)
Absolutely de rigeur, I'm afraid.
>Gatormen x 1 (72 pts, 50)
Free! And I bet they have super-mumbly cajun accents.
>Trolls x 1 (67 pts, 6)
You had me at "ill-tempered".

>Steam (37 pts)
A little embarrassed about it, but I'm going for steampunk goblins.
>Critical thinking (27 pts)
I actually want my subjects to *help* me.
>Tinkers (12 pts)
As I said: steampunk goblins.

>Enchanting (-3 pts)
>Portals (-13 pts)
>Spatial Distortion (-23 pts)
I'm going for 'Artifacts.' I would've taken spatial distortion anyway.
>Nature (-30 pts)
I'm going to have the *best* conservatory in my flying fortress.

>Artifacts

>Bound (0 pts)
I figured this came with the whole "being a fairy lord" thing, but I'll take points for it, sure.

There's your problem, then. We're on Veeky Forums where we discuss anything and everything.

LET ME APPEASE YOU WITH SMALL TOY PEOPLE

I respect your opinion user.

But even that idiom isn't true anymore.

The future may change but I will not.

You will be left behind and alone even on a anonymous image board.

The same has happened to me.

To the user that posted his build

Race: Wargame Mini (FOR THE EMPRAH)
Perks: Pilot, Stubborn (STEEL RAIN)
Companion: Sister Julia (PRAISE HIS NAME)
Organization: The Defenders (HIS ENEMIES SHALL BURN)
Housing: Sandbox (PURGE THE UNCLEAN)
Items: Needle Sword, Land Raider (PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH)

And we fight in the name of Deep Strike! No! And we fight in the name of Emprah!

>The TA
>the the academic

Also, she will only sleep with other woman and will even allow you to have threesomes with her and her girlfriends, why would you be unhappy with that?

Personally I'll choose the business woman because being a house husband suits me just fine

>Why would you be unhappy with her cheating on you?
I wonder, user. I wonder.

It's just sex, dude. If you're cool with it, it's not cheating. She'll always stay with you and prefer you.

I don't wanna meme it up here, but that is literal cuckoldry. As in, what that word actually means.

You won't convince him user.

If you debate this even further its going to consume a few hundred posts.

No it's not, you can be cucked by woman because they can't possibly get her pregnant.

I think they got scared off?

No, the original term is for men who enjoy having their wives sleep with other people. That's all.

Hmm, I had the idea to make a city-sized floating castle with a city-sized realm so that the castle but then I started to wonder what it's floating on. What is the nature/geography of a realm/realms? It's a lot of bloody points but I'll go forward with the build as I planned it

>Fortress (120)
Castle
Flying Fortress
Luxury
The size of a city

>Realm (40)
The size of a city (#5)
2500 x realm #

>Environment (25)
5x City
4x Labyrinth
1x Magic Forest

>Monsters (20)
Mischevious Ravens
Wolves
Trickster Spirits
Dragons

>Tech Level (5)
Bronze

>Upgrades (5)
Martial Culture
Ugly
Critical Thinking
Sneaky

>Spells (35)
Portals
Spatial Distortion
Enchanting

>Entrapment Method
Artifacts

>Drawback (+50)
Trapped

So a city-sized castle floating through... nothingness I suppose with a population of 18,750 goblins, 563 wolves, 188 trickster spirits, and 1 dragon. Assuming the population numbers round up, of course; I'm not paying for 1.9% of a dragon. The entire massive structure is an like an Escher drawing of unreal dimensions and angles with addition world portals scattered around to make it even more confusing. My goblins are ugly bastards but they're moderately clever and work as a regimented military strike force capable of stealth attacks and formation fighting. The ravens are sort of a replacement for Scrying magic. They're just about everywhere and I can see through them all. I'm happy with the spell requirements for the Artifacts entrapment method since those are what I wanted to take anyway.

Key word being "enjoy". It's interesting the connotations the word has picked up over the years.

You mean from the last 2-3 years?

What is the average meme turnover rate before people get sick and tired of spewing it all over the internet? 4-6 years? Or has it accelerated dramatically?

Hell I have no idea why baiting replaced trolling when we've been using trolling since the 90s.

I'll post the mystery box in about an hour

It'd be better to post the two mystery boxes in the span of 5-10 minutes. Waiting for an hour will kill the interest.

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>I'll post the mystery box in about an hour
Why bother?

Pixie - I'll be an actual living creature of flesh and blood, right (other animals don't really count)? Also because flying would be overpowered in this world.
Calculating and Clever - The drawbacks cancel each other, with those two things I can fake most of other perks. I will be prepared for anything and be able to utilize my plans even if things go not as planned.
Madoka Titus - I'm weak, so I'll need a tank to help me on the front lines and carry out my orders. Having no experience is of little concern to me, she will gain it with time.
Scouts - We shall ride forward into the Unknown and face whatever is out there, beyond the horizon.
Treehouse - Exploring the woods seems like more fun than anything else, and there will be many adventures to have...
Needle Sword - ...and enemies to kill.
Lego Bricks - Good to construct makeshift fortifications in the wilderness.
Scout adventure, Tier 3 - If I'm living in the woods, might as well take an appropriate adventure.

>waiting to post the rest of something

Best choice.
Although the catboy can fuck off.

Great, we have a little kid who literally thinks that word came from the internet.

Then just don't ring the middle one, you baka.

Cats have hooked dicks

What if you don't ring the one that turns you into a girl (and thus become a rich Japanese-Egyptian Catboy)? Do you get an Egyptian Catgirl Princess waifu?

No, the internet uses it as a generic insult.

>correcting someone when you don't know what either of you are talking about

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>user reveals that he is an expert on cuckoldry to win an argument.

That image is a testament to people with bad taste watching good shows.

>knowing what a word means makes you an expert in that topic
Aim higher user.

I love the aesthetics, how the option to either side is bigger than the three in the middle

If you ring more than one but less than five, the security guard kills you.

No, really.

You can't take more then one drawback.

[citation needed]

> threesomes with her and her girlfriends, why would you be unhappy with that?

I prefer monogamy. I feel like when people talk like this they fail to separate gay porn from the reality of being in a gay relationship. If she's spending all this time with other women, it's more than likely she'll come to form the bond that should be shared only among spouses with these other people. She'll be intimate, emotionally, in that way that only (in my opinion) two people should be. I understand that some people prefer sharing themselves and their partners with many but that's just not who I am or want to be desu. Looking back at the hypothetical relationship, I don't feel like her desire to be childfree can quite trump my unwillingness to be a part of a polygamous relationship.

It's from the thread when the CYOA author introduced it. He said if you ring more then the guard kills you. Don't believe me? Plug in the image and search for it.

Death of the Author

This is /cyoag/ user, people here has to have their hand held by the author through every baby step in their own chosen adventure.

How would you even know not to ring that one? Peeking at mystery boxes before choosing is cheating, user.

>implying that matters
The reason Pallas even made the second box was because people wanted to ring all the bells after seeing the effects.

Didn't Pallas just say that because he was sick to death of creating boxes? I'd take that with a grain of salt when the absolute minimum and maximum are allowed, but moderation isn't.

The CYOA police are real and they will hunt your ass down.

You know what would make a good topic for a lewd cyoa? One where you're entering your "pet" into a pet show. With like different categories you can try to compete in like looks and tricks and sports. That would be interesting. I'm going to mentally remember it for if I ever get around to making that.

Shoot.
Well then, remove the wolves, extras, and bound and there is my build.

That's why I don't even bother posting my builds anymore. People rarely reply to builds.

I'd like a witch's familiar one where she binds you to her magic as her familiar. Can turn you into all sorts of magical creatures, but since you're human right off the result is still going to be mostly human. Basically a weird slavery/body alteration thing.

What is the best virtue in this cyoa?

And why is it not Humility?

Sounds interesting. Although I'm a guy and not specifically into fdom / msub type things I wouldn't be the right guy to make it. Hell, with my skills I'm not even the right guy to make the ones that I do make.

Thank you for telling me the best virtue user, I don't need to play this cyoa anymore.

Eh, I don't really see the responses as the point to posting builds. Mostly I do it for my own fun, to maybe encourage authors, and because I'm interested in reading other builds even if I have nothing to reply. More story/light PvP oriented CYOAs like Kingdom Diplomacy and that cool space royalty ones tend to encourage some chatting between different players too which is fun.

It's a CYOA user. No reason it can't be fsub!

Become the non-little girl option please.

I guess. And I guess you might as well say theres one guy and one girl in charge. If youre only attracted to one then the other will only make you do normal work. I guess. But yeah I'm still not making it. I'm already working on the blackmail one.

I could be down for that.

Not my fetish either, but it's easier as a premise to force people in the direction you want to go. I'd also probably include other companions if you don't want to lewd your witch magic/lab/home sections, maybe witch customization section (pre-set characters otherwise), and maybe some quests or methods to turn it around if you want.

Something more along my tastes would be a lewder spin off of that Monster Keeper one. You know, the one where you can buy monsters with discounts from your background and combine them etc for your army? Not the one with eggs. So that with all the options being monstergirls instead of only some, and then I'd expand it my being able to build up your base, your training equipment, some extra items, and finally quests to go on to conquer with your waifu army.

I'm just throwing out ideas currently. I'd like to get to all of this someday, if possible.

Well like I said above, it's something I'd like to make someday, after my current CYOA.

Cuck, in norwegian translates to "hanrei"' which basicly means the (litteral) cock that used to get (read "mate with") the hens, but can no longer do so because a new cock is now the alpha.

Where did I mention either Kindness or Patience?

Well, If you're making it, I'll look forward to it. I'd like to finish my blackmail and maybe do the pet show next. Its so difficult to make lewd cyoa not too lewd to post though.

None.

Watch out guys, we have a sane person over here.

It sure as hell isn't OC because I've seen it plenty of times.

You didn't, that's the joke.

Always the teacher.

I know, hence why I mentioned both Kindness and Patience, as a sort of counter joke.
Though now that I think about it, maybe it was a bad joke.

If Highlander is lurking, I'm getting dangerously close to finals, so I won't be able to spellcheck shit until weekends.

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He keeps saying he doesn't like waifu CYOA, but he made some cute ones when he was younger.

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Because Christmas of 2015 was ever so long ago. Why, it's been over 6 months (by a whole 1 day)!

Internet time is in fast forward.