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Jack a cute

CUTE

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They have no stats, because the metal can never die.

Their Bard skills are FUCKING LAME, COME ON KAGE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME

Class skill: Life or Death Performance
Drawback: Poor Memory under pressure.
Bardic Masterpiece: Tribute

They played the best song in the world once, though.

-10 HP

You. I like you.

It was not

I'm feeling the need to check user...

the best.

Did their souls get eaten? I think not!

All I can think of is Savage World Hindrances. Good music ability though.

>Disadvantages
>Permanent mid-life crisis
>Fat
>Eyes both too far apart and yet too close.

It was only a tribute.

Would you allow the party to challenge a demon to a rock off?

>groups: 2 (kings)

Co-founders of their own noise marine chapter.

Pretty sure he's saying Tenacious D is dead, not Jack and Kyle.

No, but only because I don't have their musical skill to handle it in more detail than rolling a quick contest of Musical Instrument skill, possibly with a bonus if they can come up with some lyrics on the spot. I sure as fuck can't come up with any, so it would seem pretty anticlimactic whether they win or lose.

Yes. And I would allow challenges to a dance off with an Angel.

Yes, but I'd only give them one chance to knock my socks off.

And yet that was a fluke and shouldn't count towards their stats unless its possible to repeat it or even remember it. Simply singing a tribute to the greatest son in the world should not, in and of itself, count as a demon banishing ritual.

>Simply singing a tribute to the greatest son in the world should not, in and of itself, count as a demon banishing ritual.
user, you misunderstand. They DID sing the greatest song in the world, once. The song you've heard is just the tribute to the time when they sang the best song in the world.

Should they be able to repeat it they will be given a passive buff against demons whilst playing a guitar. Until that time they must fight shiny road demons the normal way.

But user, they can't remember what the song is. When they met the demon they played the first thing that came to their heads and it just so happened to be the best song in the world.

It's like you guys never even paid attention to the lyrics.

>challenge demon to rock off
>no electric instruments
>1 bard with mid-level skills at best
>vs demon with giant club for bashing in skulls
You are free to challenge him, and he will accept your challenge, and after a thrilling performance he will still bash your skulls to powder

+5 Friendship

Powers: Telekinesis, Kyle. Moving you.

That's a happy pilot with very well defined cheekbones.

All I can think of is octagons
Sorry anons