Pawn to e4

Pawn to e4

a6

pawn to d4

I deepstrike 4 knights into space e2

You can just click the number newfriend.

b5

thanks senpai
c3

Bb7

I roll to seduce the tower.

queens knight to d2

you roll a 1 and spontaneously combust

d5

I haven't played this opening in years and I'm doing it blindfold.

I tap 3 mana and cast Black Knight. He is a 3/1 creature with flying.

Earthquake shatters the board in half

Rooks suffer -2 movement penalty

kings knight to f3

first time I've ever seen someone use st. Georges defense

Nb8-d7

Well I did it because no one else would know the line so I'd have an advantage. Sort of.

BB
2/2
First Strike
Protection from White
You nitwit.

Y-you sunk my battleship.

I sacrifice a pawn and cast bone splinters on your rook, faggot.

pawn to a4

Knight to F6

Shit. I've lost the plot. This is what I get for multitasking.

c6

No cancel, that pawn to c5 not c6.

darn it okay that was my least favorite move though
pawn to b3

Pawn on d5 takes e4

f3 kings knight to g1

Ah I can't do this. I gotta go do shit. I forfeit!

Good game.

GG

Haha, I remember when I ran that little quest. How many times did you lot fail to seduce anything, again?