/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General

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Team image for stunty finally added. Pizzapocalypse is the man. Now to figure out how to kill pixies while avoiding fenbeast.

that looks like shit lmao

Game Soon.tm

Goblin Cheaters v Skyre Slaves
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Oh shit waddup?

Game ended 2-0 in favor of Cheaters. av10 was the only thing keeping it from being a pitch clear.

"I hope tooby-chan notices me" -Crab

It was a joke since we played a match before and had a chain intercept.

glorious

Just Elf My League Up vs Naggarond Knife Ears!
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The elf-on-elf match of the first round is here - Naggarond Knife-Ears vs. Just Elf My League Up

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Confirmed: Prince and Bowie are dead.

>9-11
>Prince and Bowie Dead
>all these 1s
Game is confirmed for best memes of the season.

Inducements are a fucking scam

Should have gotten the Dark Elf, obviously the High Elf is gonna be maimed.

Holy shit why do I get fucking diced?

Playing fresh DE agaisnt chaos, they have no block or ball skills but they injure 3 of my guys and have all 3 off thier rrs by turn 8

Early DE is fucking suffering.

Also why does fummbl say to get block on them before dodge? Dodge is a better defensive skill, and gives insurance to your mobility. It lets you have a safer option of backing out of unfavorable scrums and picking your battles

>Early DE is fucking suffering.
Literally easy mode the team

Henshin! Anti-Bully Rangers! will befriend Nightcore AMV at 2:00 PST.

You can't afford an apoth in the start and your players are not cheap. Armor 8 doesn't protect as well as you would hope. Its not really until most of your players have dodge can you get shit done

1s happen a lot, and you only have 2 rrs

Stop spouting memes pheonix

>Phoenix
>not CMonkey
get your shitposting stereotypes right

>not doing default server time
Come on now.

How many blowjobs did Tooby give Quinze before the match?

This is not even shit-post. Dark elfs are very good early on, they are one of the top tourney teams. If you think they are hard to begin with, you are bad

bring that shit

>they are one of the top tourney teams.
It took quinze several seasons to get to the top. It might just be my salt from the last few games. Nothing but ones and both down+skulls into double skulls

Dark elves are top tourney team in general, not only in our league.

Quinze also doesn't know that you can blitz with GFIs.

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Quinze has made some very questionable decisions.

I didn't ask for this

Calorie_Mate dropped out of Stunty Leeg.
Messaged ramciamciam to see if he still wants to join.

But where will we get our daily dose of tomatoes now?

Not nearly as suffering as early Pro Elf or early High Elf.

Elf teams in general are a lot less suffering too compared to Chaos, and let's not even get into the lower tier teams like Ogres/Khemri/Vamps/Underworld/etc.

Generally speaking I favour Block (or Wrestle) early on elves because they give you a capability that can't be matched by a team reroll - both skills "save" your rerolls but Block/Wrestle also allows you mark an opponent with more confidence, since a Both Down will keep your guy next to him (whereas Dodging a POW/PUSH will still result in getting moved away).

Dodge is also useless when you go up against a Tackle team, whereas Block or Wrestle is always useful.

With DE, your 4 Blitzers are picking up Dodge first anyway, and they're the mobile ones that do the heavy lifting. Getting Block/Wrestle on the rest of the team makes them more effective at being roadblocks.

Why has no one edited this picture?

I don't even play elves faggot

I'd say Dodge is better than block just because at low TV most teams don't have block or tackle so against a blockless tackleless player it means they have to roll a pow to knock over your elf. Also later on wrestle is better than block for elves, but goes shit with guard so going dodge-wrestle gives you 2 dice rolls to roll guard/mb/a stat up.

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Orcs v Orcs

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And, as a dessert:
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Mauled v Crab then.

Go mauled

I hope he gets Ripper :^)

Bit flukey that, but win's a win. Got +1 ST on a Blorc too, very nice.

Is ripper worth? A nonstupid troll sounds sweet

Idk, but Crab was saying he didn't want to play vs ripper

Give me my posts back you pieces of shit

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I've been spoiled by all the games this afternoon... anything else tonight?

There will be a stunty game in a few hours Chaoslings v Prolings, time is pending my scheduled tasks ending.

Who will save us from the bullies now?

Hero teams never work well together at the beginning.

Yeah, Ripper basically was the reason I couldn't score on Mauled in our game.

linglingmatch in 30-40 minutes

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Game ended 2-0 in favor of the Chaos Halflings

First Half pitch clear.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

regen

>stillers

Rolled 1 (1d6)

First dice to see what injury we didnt regen

And it doesn't matter

Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d6)

We can foul them anyways

After a sudden substitution, the Warped and Wracked vs. Tomato Al Gusto match has been rescheduled.

We will now feature Warped and Wracked vs. Chaos All-Stars Juniors at 16:00 server time!

15:00 on the scheulder

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We're starting!

dem portraits

So the 50k you get at the start of each stunty game, do you have to spend it on a card? Or can you spend it on something else?

That 50k HAS to be for a card.

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Updates plz

One fling left.

None left

DISREGARD THAT FAILED GFI
FLINGS CLEARED

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Ag3 Interception on bomb throw.

Final quarter-finals begins
Surfers v Doomstar!
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>yes I get it
-Logicsfate, not getting it

Whats the status

Logic makes the classic blunder of misreading crowd stomps for a crazy Chorf to Bull Centaur pass play for crowd stomps for a foul, and the first half ends 0 - 0.

Right now the Surfers have the ball at their scrimmage line, but there's a Break Tackle bull sitting on the ball carrier.

No major injuries aside from a Snow Troll who got blitzed turn 1 and apo'd MNG into MNG.

>""""""""""big"""""""""" """"""""" guys""""""""""""

1-0 logic's BC got his 4+ pickup and broke free and sure feet'd it all the way for a t16 score.

Not to mention his hobgoblin being the elfiest player in the league.

I save up all my GFI mojo, failing several in the first half, for all the GFIs forever in the second half.

game soon

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Stunty goodness... go, go, go

well that was another 1 sided awful...

It's stunty. These teams explode by design.

Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d6)

3d block by an ogre on a stunty opponent.

Classic stunty 3d

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

Lets see the armor roll on the ogre

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

Now on the stunty player. AV7+MB

Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)

Injury roll with MB and stunty.