This game is gunna be YUUUGE!

We end up changing systems to an entirely new game. It's called Getting away with murder

I'd make my character a liberal

If only I could transfer my fist via standard FTP to your silly, /pol/ ass.

Initiate a vote to run Eclipse Phase and watch him squirm as he reads through the thinly veiled anti-capitalist anarchist manifesto.

He runs his own Pathfinder adventure path where the goal is to build a wall around the Worldwound and make the Abyss pay for it.

Assuming I actually remain at the table?
We would start speaking english since I assume his swedish is- Oh. Since we run on something written in swedish that's cool I guess.

The first thing would be to fend of the paparazzis considering it's election year and he's a candidate. I'm not a fan of having to fight through hordes of people to get to the table.

Though, our regular devil worship shenanigans would be looked on more sternly.

This sounds like a great fit for Exalted. Great fit, really great fit. The world and heroes of Exalted are nearly as YUUUGE as The Donald!

(Sometimes I wonder if Trump might be an undercover Solar. Throwing ridiculously OP Solar Charms at everything would certainly explain his modus operandi of "say random bullshit, wipe out entire field of Republican candidates anyway".)

Only two of our players are allowed to stay, the others get kicked out.

>There's been a lot of thinly-veiled /pol/ threads lately.
Luckily, the mods are usually on the ball.

>How does this change your current game?+ 0 post omitted.
-Everyone is required to be on time. Who isn't get s kicked out.
-All character backstories are used to the fullest and past transgressions WILL get rubbed in your face if you fuck up.
-Sessions are prepared hardcore but if the party goes off-track there's a fucktonne of content that just gets shifted around on the fly.
Really, it improves things a lot. Trump isn't my favourite candidate but he'd run the game with an efficient flexibility that'd make it more enjoyable in the long run.

He is, at the core, a storyteller after all.

There's nothing really funny about this thread, though.
It's just the same stale memery.
I miss back when you got shit for posting pepes on Veeky Forums

>+ 0 post omitted.
You should really fix your glitch, user. It's getting annoying seeing this in every thread you post in.

He would promise an amazing campaign and get us all hyped up, but then leave one day and some old scabrous bitch would take over and force us to play Spelljammer with furries while she went through our wallets and copied down our credit card numbers.

So, you are telling me that my group just removed a well-read, hard-working, amazing DM for a containment board meme?

I go back to solo-role-playing

Stormfront has had a resounding success cucking /pol/, so of course they're going to try it on other boards.

What if "No Chaotic Evil" characters are a houserule though?

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Yeah thats about right

It's gonna be great. Trump has the best games, Trump makes the best games. Everybody loves him. He gets hundreds of calls per day of people wanting to join his games, it's unbelievable.

We just captured and escorted negro assasin from middle east to our prince, because this dude show up in town without proper introduction. So i dont think something will change.

>solo roleplaying

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He does something epic and randum that really turns the status quo on its head and pisses of the powers that be which proves hes really working, dude.

Lefty/pol/ has been only fanning the flames lately whle stormfags are happy to shitpost.

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>thread had slight potential for humor
>furfags just spam 9gag macros instead

It's gonna be amazing!

He's gonna be 15x times better than the last guy!

But he's gonna charge us $100 per game. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Why does he need the money when he's already rich?

It's none of your business, pal!

>"Everybody! Make Lawful Evil characters!
>"Not you, Mike, you're a fruity faggot. Get the fuck out of here. Go home."
>"Now I'm gonna be the La-Dee-Da Holy Emperor, and you're gonna have to fight me and my million-man army of Righteous Paladins. Do your worst!"
>"It's gonna be fun. You better believe it."

>>thread had slight potential for humor

Did it really, though? It was always going to be just Wall memes. Trump's edgy shock statements barely register on Veeky Forums. The only thing that could happen is accuracy.

>He generally acts like an edgelord who thinks being GM is a competition to prove he's better than youy
>Forces strawman politics into everything
>He does obvious backhanded bullshit to players he doesn't like
>Refuses to give on anything or bend from whatever he's trying to do, forcing plot points because he wants to get his shit in and the party is dawdling

>had slight potential for humor
I don't say you're wrong, but this thread was doomed from the start. A year, two ago we might had something.

Did her dad just pat her bum?

Id shoot him in the face and save America

Donald has admitted he would fuck his daughter.

What red-blooded man wouldn't?

It becomes unplayable as the plot becomes contradicted each session.

"I never said that." he says dismissively, taking back the artifact that yesterday was for "a real winner" but today is being wasted by a "low energy player".

Suddenly it appears our GM has no idea what the rules actually are. He quotes chapters of the rulebooks that don't actually exist.

Worst of all, in my opinion, is when you call him out on all of the above. He's got this guy he calls his 'rules lawyer'. "Shut up, get this loser out of here," he whines, "If you ever write another backstory without the words 'elf' or 'rape', I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we're in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don't have. And I will come after your new character and everybody else that they possibly know, so I'm warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I'm going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?"

Never mind the fact he tries to buy my old dice for pennies on the dollar before trying to sell me these cheap misshapen poorly weighted plastic dice.

What's more hilarious is all our players keep saying he won't be the campaign DM but so far none of them have even offered new campaign ideas and concepts, they all seem to have Stockholm syndrome to a guy who acts like he has Alzheimer's.

Baffling.

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Depends. Would it be consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for purposes of procreation?

BLM plz go

>all that hating and butthurt
Seems like this guy did ignite some asses, huehuehe. I'd vote for him if I were murikan.

Me too, purely for the entertainment value of watching lefties melt down and go berzerk.

>Maybe Trump would force all RPGs to be printed in the USA to bring back publishing jobs
>We wouldn't have to wait for "6-12" months for the Chinese ships to deliver our products
>But prices would probably rise by 25%

But muh god emperor meme

>But prices would probably rise by 25%
>and you would actually have a job

>watch him Squirm
You mean make fun of your commie shit and rework it into pro capitalism, you faggot

Consider I am the GM, I think I'd get butthurt and not bother showing up at game time.

You don't know the half of it. America is undergoing every-direction simultaneous backlash, frontlash and trumplash. There's plenty of incoherent rage all around and the occasional coherent but still incoherent intellectual saying shit like how Trump is actually fascist and fascism is actually the silicon valley ideology. I could go on for a while, but basically, this election looks like only the start of a chaotic shitshow that won't end any time soon.

This post gave me cancer, I hope Trump sends you to the Watch at the wall.

I am the GM, and he's far away from his company and governmental handlers somehow.
I kick the fuck out of him to reestablish my dominance then send him up to Scotland so they can take a turn with him.

So looks like I'm moving to Exalted, then. I need to brush up on my Japanese.

It's really sad when your best case scenario is "Everyone goes for the funny option and does a write in ballot for JOHN CENA"

Why would he be away from his handlers?

Also, he's 6'2" and 200 lbs, he'd kick your puny ass, faggot.

But please, keep fantasizing about being tough, that's what this thread is about.

There are a couple of voting systems around the world which have implemented an interesting option that I'd like to see in case of such scenarios: "None of the above" is listed as a special choice on the ballot, and if it gets the most votes, a new election is held where all the last round's candidates are banned from running.

>he's 6'2" and 200 lbs, he'd kick your puny ass, faggot

>college rugby player v. a 69 year old man who does not appear to have ever been in a significant fistfight, or other athletic endeavor in the last fifty or so years

You're right, Trump totally seems to have the advantage here.
(But feel free to keep living out your power fantasies through a cartoonish real estate manager)

So we'd end up with Lawrence Lessig vs Rand Paul?

Good job, morons!

Solar? Please... He's clearly the Deathlord known as "The Orange Majesty Donning The Suit of Void-Born Promises".

>Lawrence Lessig vs Rand Paul
STILL a better election than Trump v. Clinton.

Still would.

Hey Nigger Lies Matter, don't you have to go find all your dad's?

ITT: Rampant no fun allowed assmad swedes.

If you still don't like them, just vote None of the Above again until it's "who?" vs "who?"

>Appdata-Internet Explorer
>Not even once.

>"who?" vs "who?
Ah, the Pure Ignorance gambit.

Clever.

>Trump: "Those guys at WOTSEE, they're ripping us off! WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!"

>ITT: Malignant and narcissistic half literate stage 3 development millennial man-children reifying a policy of neoreactionary accelerationism due to a boredom stemming from existential depression

>Rouge Trader with Trump
MAKE THE IMPERIUM GREAT AGAIN

>In this post: tumblrina with advanced degree in feminist studies

That beats a degree in basement dwelling neckbeard...

>internet explorer
Damn, you really are behind the times.

/thread

>~t. assravaged hillbilly triggered into panic attacks by any word longer than three syllables, brown folks, and them people what gots vaginas in 'em.

ok holden

I have a window's phone and google works like shit for Veeky Forums on it.

Will you please show us on the doll where the scary boogeymen from tumblr raped you after they tied you to a tree?

No seriously, please show us. I'm going to masturbate to the thought of it tonight.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELETE THIS

>Windows phone
Oh sweet jeebus... I'm so, so sorry. I didn't realize you were a starving kid in Africa.

>I have a window's phone
Yeah we can tell

Why are we even doing this thread?

Lol no it doesn't bud.

> wanting to fist ass
> degenerate
Pick two you filthy pinko.

>Not liking a fist in your ass
Filthy normie. I remember the good old days when Veeky Forums didn't get banned for posting pterodactyl porn.

Make Veeky Forums grape again!

>I should get bigboy respect without ever having done anything of merit from the loft in mommy & daddy's garage
>If I elect Trump, this will fill my sense of accomplishment and entitlement, allowing me the illusion of competence

Lol yes it does home skillet

I'm not in it.

The loft is where his girlfriend sister sleeps. He's got the basement, which is usually kept locked up.

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Trump also carries.

Probably when you lay your rot-tooth limey hands on him you get shot.

But don't let me pop the bubble of your little power fantasy, "college rugby player."

The Donald would make a piss-poor DM. He'd end up making it all about himself, belittle the players for not playing well enough, then get fed up and introduce an overpowered DMPC.

>You should really fix your glitch, user. It's getting annoying seeing this in every thread you post in.
Yeah, I keep forgetting to delete it. My apologies.

Don't forget that the details of the story would constantly be changing.

>Ok, so you're in the great, huge, magnificent tower. And you're right outside the dragon room to save the princess.

Ok, I roll stealth and try to sneak in.

>Stealth from what?

The... Uh... Dragon? So I can save the princess?

>There's no dragon. Just a Beholder tied up.

...ok, I sneak back down the stairs of the tower.

>I never said you were in a tower. You're in a cave. Roll initiative, the Kobolds are attacking you.

Kobolds? What about the beholder?

>What beholder?

It's ok. We always knew that eventually you'd have to go back.

Instead of manually deleting it each time, just get it fixed for good.

>an ACTUAL job