Ork klan creation thread

Who are the meanest and the greenest? That's right, Orks!

>Klan or Freeboota? (d10)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Eh, I'll give it a shot

Freebootas

We space pirates now

>Pick a color ya git! (d100)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Green pls

Rolled 59 (1d100)

Shit, wrong die

Black (ded killy)

Close but no cigar

>We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

OLRIGHT YE BOYZ, YOU PART OF ME CREW NOW! ANY COMPLAINTS GO TO DA COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT! DATS MY GUN BY DA WAY.
'OOKIE 'ERE, WE GOT DA SPESHUL ORKY LEGEND IN OUR CREW! WHO WAS DAT AGAIN?

>Roll 1d10 to determine specialist type.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>Dok

DATS RIGHT, ITZ DAT DOK OVA DERE! IF YOU NOT GONNA BEHAVE LIKE PROPA ORKZ 'E GONNA HAVE DA APPOINTMENT WIV YOU YA RUNTS.

>Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)

Rolled 73 (1d100)

KRUMPED LODS O' POINTY HEADZ HE DID! Ehh... DOK! WHICH POINTY HEADZ YOU KRUMPED AGAIN!?

>1d10 for Eldar or Dark Eldar

Rolled 6 (1d10)

craftworld get

WRONG YA GIT! 'E KRUMPED DA SPIKY POINTY 'EADS!
'E CALLED IT "Teachin' de pointy painboyz da propa wayz and procedurz. Pity dey din't survive it".

NOW, DA BIGGEST QUESTION OF YA ORKY LIVES! GORK OR MORK?

>d10

Rolled 10 (1d10)

*Krump!*

TRIK QUESHUN! ITZ DA... Ah, Eh... ASK ME LATER YA GROT! FER NOW, WE FOIGHT FOR DA GREATA GOOD... of ME!

ALLROIT, INTRODUKSHUNZ OVA, GAZTHER UP BOYZ, LESSEE HOW MANY OF YOU ARE LEFT!

>'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)

Rolled 4 (1d10)

BUNCHA BOYZ GET

>We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!

YOU'D BETTA ROUND UP MORE! I CAN'T HAVE DA PROPA KREW WIZ ZA FEW KREWMEMBAS!

NOW, EJUCASHUN TIME! KNOW WHAT DA "ALLY" IS? YA KNOW SQUIG! DA "ALLY" IZ SOMEONE WE DON'T KRUMP, AND DIS IS DA "ALLY" TILL I SAY OTHERWISE!

>d100 for "Allies"

Rolled 85 (1d100)

I HOPE WE DONT GET 'UMIES

*Krump!*

WRONG YA GIT! I'Z DA KAPTIN, NOT YOU! AND WHEN I SEZ WE "ALLY" WIV 'UMIES WE "ALLY" WIV 'UMIES!

NAMELY, DOSE SPIKY 'UMIES AND DERE SPIKY SQUIGS! DEY KNOW SUMSIN' 'BOUT A PROPA FIGHT, MAYBE WE'll YET MAKE ORKZ OUTTA DEM!

NOW, KNOW WOT'Z DA OPPOSITE OF "ALLY", WHO WE DON't KRUMP?! EVVYONE ELSE! But DOSE gits we gonna krump first.

>d100 for Enemy (Well, More So Than Usual)

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>Dem 'nid squigs

DEM 'NID SQUIGS EAT ALL DA PLANET AND ALL DA LOOT ON DA PLANETS, SO KRUMP 'EM IF YA WANNA SEE SOME LOOT IN YER LIFETIME!

SPEAKIN' OF LOOT, WHERE'S DAT BIG FLASHY FIN' WE LOOTED DA OVA DAY?

>d100 for the Best Loot

Rolled 3 (1d100)

SO WEN DO WE GET TA KRUMP DA NID-SQUIGG TINGS?

>Dunno, ain't looted much, boss

YA WOT MATE?!

*Krump* *Krump* Krump* *Krump*

I'M SURROUNDED BY GROTS!

>1d10 for who the Kaptin is actually surrounded by. (a.k.a Speshul boyz dat we've got more dan ova clans)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

OI!

>10 Grots, grots e'rywhere!

'IKE I'Z SED, I'Z SURROUNDED BY GROTS! SEE DIS?! IT SEZ YOU A GROT!

SO WE GROT PIRATES NOW BOSS?

...Yes, yes, we's da grot pirates now. Lodsa grot pirates and one dok.

I CHALLENGE 'UR LEJIDAMACEE, 'ERE'S NO ZOGGIN' WAY I'Z'LL BE WURSE THAN YOU!

Ironically, I think this is pretty similar to what happened last time.
We rolled a crew of grot pirates who never actually looted anything and were generally incompetent.

But we have a dok so it's all fine in the end.

B.b.b..ut Boss when we'ze all grotz how'ze we crump our enemehz to get to tha lootin?

>Mister I'll
>make an ork
>out of you

Could be a mad dok stole himself a ship full of grots, and is now using them as experimental subjects trying to turn them into actual orks, as well as a personal pirate crew.

I'm doing orks with orange as their primary color. What should I call them?

ORKanger

Whatorky quality does orange colour signify though? Annoyingness?

>orange colour
creativity

You'ze put da fing into da otha fing and den we'ze get to da lootin

Warmth

Now we'ze can foight in tha snow and watah cause we'ze noice an warm