>be Paladin
>your mom gets a new boyfriend
>Maz'rah The Dark Tyrant
>all evil and shit
>can't kill him because mom made you promise not to
>he keeps trying to bond with you and get you to call him "dad"
Be Paladin
Christopher Lee
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Xavier Gonzalez
>be Paladin
>mom has been seduced by evil
>not smiting evil stepdad
>not hate-fucking the righteous spirit back into your mom
It's like you've never played a Paladin before.
Alexander Reed
>Paladincest
Parker Long
The exact same thing happened to Perseus. Just go kill some snake chick with a paralyzing gaze and give it to him as a wedding gift.
Gabriel Perry
Get out of here Oedipus! (Audio streams not allowed, the fuck is this bullshit?)
Ayden Price
Sometimes you have to break a promise.
Sometimes thats the right thing to do.
Logan Reed
>New human BBEG on the block kidnaps my character's elven mother to get at him
>She's something of a maneater as per my backstory and manipulated her way to power and fame
>The poor young human BBEG doesn't stand a chance to her wiles and she eventually has him eating out of her hand despite being his prisoner
>Mom ends up taking over his efforts with him as a symbolic figurehead
>Now have to fight against mom wanting to have a bit of fun instead
Wasn't even planned for the DM, when she got kidnapped we worked up her stats for fun, and mechanically she ended up outplaying the BBEG.
Jaxson Sullivan
>Your mother said to promise not to kill the evil overlord
>YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE THE PROMISE
Potato Paladin thread?
Brandon Price
What's the source of that pic?
Charles Perry
Darude Sandstorm
Brody Ortiz
some seriers of shorts about a guy who calls random people pedophiles and then kills them. Pedofinder general or something.
William Stewart
Is it as edgy as it sounds or is it kinda funny?
Like is it Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?
Christian Carter
Monkey dust?
Lincoln Perez
I personally didn't care for it. I'd suggest looking it up and seeing for yourself.
Hudson Watson
It was a satire of the paedo panic in the UK at the same time, essentially the papers started going deep on paedo stories until people were convinced it was happening far more frequently than it really was, people kind of went a bit silly over it for a while. It got a bit witch-hunty, hence the cartoon.
Jack Howard
Look up Monkey Dust. It's a comedy series, it's fucking hilarious and completely tongue-in-cheek.
Ryan Powell
Storytime?
Carter Bailey
Gift "dad" with Helm of Opposite Alignment.
In front of mom.
Insist he tries it on.
Oliver Bennett
"A bloke I met in the pub who knew for definite" is the best and most legitimate source of authority.
Dominic Young
"That's my baby Jacob. I became a mother last week."
"So! You confess that for 9 months, you imprisoned a naked child in your stomach, before forcing him backwards through your genitalia, for your own sick amusement!"
"But that's how all babies are born!"
"ENOUGH!"
Asher Butler
Well I mean, that's the storytime. Among other things the BBEG did to mess with us, was to kidnap my character's mother. Overtime using her experience and wiles she got him under her thumb, and then for fun tried playing at being a BBEG with his power/resources by acting through him.
When we finally put an end to it, she apologized and said it was all in good fun and she meant nothing by it.
Ryan James
>ywn have an evil party comprised of the Paedofinder General, Ivan Dobksy, Omar, Clive and Geoff