Jumpchain CYOA Thread #861: The Value of Life Edition

>by finding some dudes to set on fire
>not getting this Dark Party started right
youtube.com/watch?v=f8maCnqU74Q

Only if they're those cute girl ones. Strong and tough, but also soft and feminine.

>Non elf slaves
user. . .

Like this?

I'm not usually one to propose Elf slavery, but damn, those two are making me think about it.

Come on man, do it right.
youtube.com/watch?v=gXzMD065HEk

What? Orc slaves are very useful and are good for both hard labor and bodyguards.
If not then perhaps some female orcs would be better.

Are there any good precautionary perks for keeping my AI from going full on Skynet?

Life is what you and your friends make of it!

Female orcs could be used for those things too. . .

Exactly. There are no better bodyguards and companions. Culturally inclined to following a strong leader, as long as they're treated well they're very loyal.

Dr. Light's methods seem to work

Do you want fantasy slavery jump? Because this is how you would get it. . .

No, no, I set them on fire to warm the universe without burning it.

Where am I gonna keep my stuff if everything is fire? Don't say the Warehouse, I'm not letting random people into da crib.

Can we not become CYOA Gen?

Okay, that's adorable, but I do have to wonder why the other Cyndaquils aren't on fire.

They better give double smores to that middle one.

>smores

Neat. Post your staple dishes, /jc/!

In other universes you access or create.

Can't Cyndaquils turn their fire on and off at will?

We're already well on our way there, despite everybody claiming to the contrary.

No Lewds is literally the only difference between us.

More Final Fantasy for The Fucking Cripple. I hope you're happy. I'm almost done, just two more.

Final Fantasy XII- Revenant Wings- Another jump that just isn't that good for Secundo, once again, my own fault for the restrictions I put him under.
0/1600
Rolled 15
Hume
Sky Pirate
Rolled for Bhujerba- Makes sense since I started here last time
Free Seer
A Little Tinkering Here
Arcanist
Free Convenient Acquisition
Discount Intimate Larceny
Discount Pirate's Monograph
Discount Relic Auralith
Foraging & Scavenging
Luxurious Modifications

Crystal Continuity+0
Gravity+300
Genocidal Streak+300
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Final Fantasy XIII-
0/1600
Rolled for 16
Rolled for Sulyya Springs(Gran Pulse)
Drop-in
Free Paradigm System(Ravager)
Discount CSB
Discount Stagger
Antimatter Manipulation Principle
Desperate Struggle
Ultimate Grudge
Free Summon Portal
7th Ark

A Bright & Sunny Day+300
Hunted+200
Ostracized+100
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Final Fantasy XIII-II-
0/1900
Rolled for 21
Drop-in
Rolled for AF200(Oerba Time Dislocation)
Free Temporal Comprehension
Discount Mog Clock
Discount Paradox Scope
Discount Eyes of the Goddess
Pack Mentality- So my Biblical Bug Swarm can now effectively double in size? Fun
Feral Link- Not as useful, but still extremely useful
Infusion- Even Stronger Bugs.
Datacast
Free Temporal Grenade

Temporal Link+0
Not of this Time+300
Beyond the Time+600- Friends? Loved Ones? You don't know what kind of Edgy Bastard you're dealing with. Also. CLONES GET THE FUCK OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>no gun
Shit ramen

>Pic
THEN ADD A GUN!

I would but I'm afraid Veeky Forums doesn't support 9th dimensional audio files.

Spooky?

If I'm just going to hop universes, then why would I waste time lighting up the night in some other place, ya dingus.

Heaven's Lost Property has Tools of Daedalus, which teaches you how to make AI that'll love their creators.

We talk about shit like this all the time, fuck off.

youtube.com/watch?v=VTW30Q4B3Go

I'm fond of grilled cheese sandwiches. You can never go wrong with grilled cheese, so long as you're a member of those human ethnic groups that are capable of digesting lactose.

Why does fantasy slavery need to be lewd, get your mind out of the gutter user.

user your ruining those pancakes by putting you dirty ass on them.

>so long as you're a member of those human ethnic groups that are capable of digesting lactose
If you're not, you're not really human.

Do it right or don't do it at all

Who's moot?

Are you trying to recreate that one thread where a poster asked who Kirk was?

I cannot deny my love of pokepuffs.

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I made them! I can do what I want with them!

Like drink them with this refreshing herbal tea.

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>Herbal tea
>Not Black coffee
user we need to talk about this.

Don't mind if I do...

That elf looks like she has just met an orc or a group of them. . .

GOD DAMN IT user STOP RUINING THE DRINKS!

Drinks don't need to get married user, they have no purity to protect.

No, no we don't. Black coffee. Blech! BLECH!

If you think that'll stop me from drinking it you've sorely misjudged my lewdness levels.

Don't look now...

More like an Orc was trying to help her find her parents when an Elf cop arrested him for him being with her and molested him.

I'm not, I still eat stuff with lactose. Just gives me gas. Let me tell you, it's worth it.

But everybody's doing it.

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More that I don't want a person in my cold refreshing drink.

Black Coffee is a great way to start the day user! How can you ignore something so good?

You can buy lactase you know.

Are you suggesting I swill an enzyme with my morning milk?

You all disgust me.

Everyone likes a good cup full of pup.

There are pills and powders too.

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Sounds expensive.

Witchcraft Works jump?

Wait. There are qt fairies to be had in dragons crown?

Yes you didn't know?

>>don't want a person in my cold refreshing drink.
Okay, now who's doing drinks wrong?

>>Black Coffee
It's just so bitter. I've never developed a liking for it. I usually start the day with water or maybe a pop if it was a rough night.

Woah woah woah there big guy! Don't say something you'll regret later. Here. Have a crumpet.

No. Are they in the jump? If not, would you need to pod them to take them with you?

Muffet please go. I'm not paying 9999G for one crumpet.

You know it wouldn't be hard to make a non lewd jump in a "lewd setting", some appropriate origins/perks/items and just let the jumper find their own way to the lewd.

TeM CAn hELP Pay FOR PatS!

We discussed this years ago. Lewd settings are banned. What the jump is like is meaningless.

Oi fuck off Frisk already payed for you to go to cool leg.

I don't think there is an option also they are sentient so I think so. I am not sure.

Temmies are the worst things ever.

How do you feel about having an entire tower in Kalos built up around you?

youtube.com/watch?v=co5Zo6Ng9-c

>Not Supporting Chara

And no way of getting one in the jump except a pod to my great sorrow.

Marry one with the blue feather perhaps?

>going Murdertale

Incorporate them into your hive mind so that they become a part of you at the end of each jump.

>Co Op (100) – You gain a companion for your journey. This companion can be a random adventurer from this world, or a previous companion. Your companion gains the origin of your choice, all free perks from the Common Skills section, and 300CP to spend on skills. Companions receive origin related discounts, but cannot purchase items or take drawbacks.

>Guild (400) – You gain up to eight companions for your journey. Companions can be prior companions or they can be individuals you encounter in Hydeland. Companions selected with this option receive all the benefits of and are limited by all the restrictions of companions from the Co Op perk.

That idea will never stop being retarded.

Elves are a danger to orcs everywhere stealing our children and falsely accusing us for crimes.

Someday I'll go see it, seems like the lucario it was built for was a pretty cool guy.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Final Fantasy XIII-III-
0/1600
Rolled for 18
Drop-in
Rolled for Major Route, Yusnaan to Dead Dunes
Free Overclock
Discount Chronostasis
Discount Schema
Discount Via Abegatio
Antimatter Genesis Principle
Antimatter Temporal Principle
Seed of Yggdrasil
Free Pocket Watch
Lost Hours Sandglass

Ride the Lightning+0
Army of One+600- FUCKING CLONES! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Final Fantasy Type-0- Right So. I ran into a problem here. A lot of perks that break my "no friends" rule, and a Drawback I was forced to take due to my rules for Secundo. So I'm left with 1400 Points left over. Oh Well.
1400/2000
Rolled for Militesi Empire
Rolled for 15
Drop-in
Free Crystal Mechanics
Free Phantoma Absorption
Free Sight
Discount Altocrystarium
Discount Pandaemonium
Practice Makes Perfect
Free Bizarre Weapon
Free Spell Shards
Free Bland Insignia

Tempus Ratio:Routine Genocide+1000- FUCKING CLONES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey Cripple. I'm Free. I did all of the FF jumps except for 14, which I refuse to do.

Now I'm gonna go eat dinner.

Back here on Earth, all the media that your chain has taken you through has been retroactively edited to include your Jumper's escapades in them. How ruined is everything?

Why are there so many clones in these anyway?

the thing about being a meta-entity beyond conventional notions of mortality, spirituality, astrophysics, biology, software engineering, mineralogy,Cybernetics , etc. is that while you may not need any specific nutrients or nutrients at all you still crave them and your various natures give you various urges.

jumpers daily meal plan
first breakfast.
7/5s of a 40% solution of conceptual alcohol and Sake Coconut juice , four Ten Yolk Eggs scrambled with Velveeta. Fire salt to taste

Second breakfast
5 ft.3 of fortified and refined zerg biomass, garnished with 27 Supears one whole French Toark

First Lunch
5 acres of scrap from the infinite junkyard. Five minutes of the 20% energy output of the 40 paragon resource generators I have in that one Terraria world I have dedicated entirely to them that I have reserved for this meal.

Second lunch
aggregate feed of everything posted on the Internet that day, 88 pounds of Magnetite, 2 gallons of Air Aqua

First Dinner
2 gallons of ethically obtained human blood , 2 pounds of the spice, pulled Jewel meat in King vinegar sauce on diskworld dwarf bread sandwich.

Second dinner
five whole roast BB pill bug with Melk Stardust seasoning ,5 Supears

Giovanni is the best at having nice things though.

>aggregate feed of everything posted on the Internet that day
What could possibly give you the urge to eat shit?

Everything has a lot more unnecessary moping and existential wrangling.

All of these "what am I, who am I, what's my purpose, why was I chosen" sort of things.

And until the one need that runs counter to this whole journey is met, one cannot truly grow beyond these questions.

One cannot grow without a sense of belonging. Like a plant without soil, or a fish without a body of water, one must have a place to belong, a place in the order of things.

And one who has never belonged anywhere, with anyone, now removed from time and space, can never truly belong.

Damn, every jump is now a banned jump.

because 5% of it is gold and my AI nature craves input