What's the worst weapon you've ever used against a campaign's big bad?

Thor-styled flight by sword.

Friendship. Didn't work, so we had to stab him to death like normal.

Not talking about our feelings

We shot a dying god out of a magical elf temple. Yeah, it was pretty dumb, mostly because it was the DM's idea

nice bigits

Cutting words, huh?

Bare fists.
While not an unarmed fighter.

Shovel.

>No idea how to make your strikes efficient in terms of killing a man
>Instead just fucking hammer on him, with him feeling every fucking blow, until you eventually hit something important and give him brain damage
>Continue until his skull is caved in or whatever and he actually dies

OP said worst, not best and possibly most brutal

My weapon
That you have to use with both hands
I had to use one hand
My off hand
While my main hand was broken
The big bad was a six meter large demon
A demon with a drudge against me

storitiem?

Standard-issue lasgun.

I can't remember all the details though
>GM makes world inspired by Jade Empire
>Gives a map with some rough explanations about the areas
>Can play what we want as long as it is not Japanese.
>Deside to play Wei Yan from DW with his double voulge but say he is a jungle warrior because let's be honest that's how he looks like.
>Other guys play three brothers. One Fist master, one Qui master and one weaponmaster with a staff.
>Adventure ho
>After some adventuring ancient dragon we woke up teleports us to some island that was plagued by some ancient evil. Why? Because dragons are dicks
>First we thought fox demons were the source of corruption but those were working for a greater good-godess.
>Tells us about hunger demon and his spawn of I think it was frog like smaller demons.
>Prophecy says some outsider is/are the chosen one/many who can summon her to fight hunger demon in his lair.
>Proceed lair invading
>Meet his champion a six meter tall demon + frog mooks
>Try to summon godess
>Doesn't work
>Realize chosen one is some guy we met earlier on the island who had no idea how he came here
>Try to retreat.
>I get some lucky rolls and cause a shitload of damage on that champion but in return get wounded quite heavily. Someone broke my arm and I nearly bled to death
>But we escape.
>Manages to persuade that guy to follow us.
>Back in the BBEG lair, new guy does it and manages to summon godess.
>Still have to fight champion with minions
>When battle start that champion who had a grudge against me since I wounded him charged at me
>Again, against that one in bandages who can't proper wield his weapon
continue if desired, since this was my story how I got in this situation.

...ayup. Seconded.

Not the worst, but I my school teacher PC did once "kill" an immortal slasher movie monster with a hand weight.

Please continue story time, user!

>Start running and stall some time
>Found a hallway demong guy was to tall to fit through it
>Though I can buy us some time but demon dude didn't waste much time and turned back to the rest of the party.
>Other guys fought bravely buwon't last long
>Said fuck it to life and charge torwards the demon
>Short fight
>Demon grabs me
>Channel my Qui and poke this fucker in his eye.
>Blinded demon throws me against a wall
>Party mate finishes him.
>Lair falls apart.
>We flee
>I lost two fate points.

A skull with a jesters cap nailed to it.

>punch him
>break hand
>did nothing
>use other hand
>same thing
>try again, collapse from pain
>get kicked in the throat
>lie there suffocating with a ball of pure agony at the end of each arm

worst

Statistically? A-rock-in-a-sock.
However I consider it my personal favourite weapon so it's on a personal level, the best.

A stairwell.

The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.
After he disemboweled me, the Word Bearers Dark Apostle stormed off in a fit of anger, muttering something about me "bringing a Gods-damned leaflet to a bible fight".

Needles.

A drop from a bottle of ice-9, which turns any water into solid ice.

bye bye leviathan kraken beast.. and the ocean.

E-LE-VA-TE!
E-LE-VA-TE!

A boot.
I propelled it with a high level slot catapult spell, rolled max damage and nearly broken the evil druid's neck.
Had kind of a railgun effect to it.

A rocket launcher... without rockets

>Not wearing plate armor and gauntlets

The servant Imp I summoned at level 0.5 via critical failure, that somehow had survived to that point, 8 real life years of campaign later.

Personal persuasion.

That's not bad.

I mean, he can be the BBEG and all, but I don't he can survive a house dropping on him.

Ask the wicked witch's sister.

A gun

A car hanging over a cliff Italian Job style,

Unknown Armies campaign, turned a Videomancer's Waifu against him.

She threw herself off a building... onto the car of teh BBEG.

Who was in the car at the time.

Knife vs. lightsaber.

I was up against the wall and I couldn't talk my way out.

The party won, but I didn't make it

All of the other dinosaurs fear the T-Rex!

What a joke.

Artorias?

A wooden throwing knife vs an Atropal with an orb of annihilation.

Level 15 party against a CR 30 monster. Barely saved the world, but barely saving still counts.

It might not have been the worst weapon but it was the worst weapon choice for me. Also my first attempt at green text so prepare for some fuckery most likely

>in the bbeg evil undead crypt and the fight going badly. 2 down and 1 dead. I beleive it was the... Bard or rogue and me left. The weapon of choice, the epic like +8 unknown muggufin sword.

> now i know your like hey thats not a bad or dumb weapon but hear me out. We were like lvl4 or 6ish and why was it a stupid thing you ask. I was the wizard who had thrown every spell i had at the guy alongside the kitchen sink and at that point a stiff breeze would have done me in.

> im dead and i know it so i say fuck it pull out the ancestral muggufin greatsword that i had for some dumb reason as no one was supposed to use it as no one was related to that family so it wouldnt turn on. And i swing, i swing as like only a wizard with a negative str score could.

> its a 20 crit. A god damn crit, and the conformation is again a 20. But this mofo bbeg is clearly not even close to being bothered by my swing . But the fucking sword turns out was sentient and was like kids going out like a God damn champ and turns itself on. Turns out part of that +8 is freakin vorpal and bam the heads on the ground.

> long story short it ends with the bard who was desperatly trying to keep our team mates alive and me staring at eachother asking "wtf just happened" as we both looked at the sword in my hands i could barely hold up

I used a needle sticking up from the floor trap against my dad in my quest to not have to do sports

A fork.

breastmilk

A stick. It isn't a big deal, though, since I've used this stick for the entire campaign. Shillelagh, ho!

His lieutenant's body.

...

You win sir. Well played.

What's brown and sticky? YOUR DEMISE!bonkbonkbonk

A bicycle horn.
Startled him off a platform. Sadly he can't really be killed so it was more of a moral victory than anything else.

We collapsed a tower on her, found her pinned in the rubble, and brutally executed her.

Truer and more noble soldiers of the Imperium, I have never seen

All the other Din-
MOTHERFUCKER!

I once killed a chosen champion of Khorne in full power armour using a shock maul.