i think the best settings have Elves as some kinda sub race. or some kinda Slum bums or something weak to kill/genocide.
Elijah Jones
Jokes that Were Never Funny thread?
Actually, wait, what's the point of that kind of thread. Only a retarded faggot would make a thread like this.
Carter Myers
im waiting for some Elf lover to come in and bitch or post he borderline hentia and talk about how great Elves are.
Charles Bailey
the point is in the OP. its to Hate on Elves.
Kayden Murphy
anyone got a good Elf murder story? i might be able to come up with a few. i have killed an Elf or more in my time.
Cameron Jackson
I was killed an elf in a bar and started a race riot.
Lucas James
The other elf meta thread just died, but posting all the same pics again is really important to you, isn't it? Why are you so tsundere?
Isaac Young
i just wanted more Elf Hate content so i could hate on more Elf fag.
Jackson Myers
Oh, great, another highschooler who wants to be mad at a group, and has probably never played TTRPG beyond maybe a session or two.
Julian Ortiz
see what i mean by Weeb?
ive not the most experience but i played 4th edition for 12 sessions before our Elf PC got killed i played Pathfinder for about 3 years. and i played 3.5 for 7 campaigns (most not long though)
Carson Ramirez
I understand the hate.
Elves are just better than humans in every single way.
Success breeds jealousy I guess.
Charles Ramirez
Technically, the elves caused the near-apocalypse 200 odd years ago in my setting. And might kick it off again this time around. So yeah, fuck elves.
Thomas Green
>elvs are bad >because I made a setting in which they are bad I'm thinking about dumping some Marcille pics.
Ayden Roberts
this guys gets it. Elves are always doing some cunt bullshit
When they get a taste of power they are assholes with it and when they get treated with manners they act like cunts
we should just kill off elves before luck or some FAG DM picks them for his favorite
Ian Richardson
its not the Elf that i hate. its the people who like them that i hate. always being little fags. always trying to be the DM so they can show off how great Elves are. LOOK LOOK I MADE ELVES THE BEST! now play in MY weeaboo fantasy.
only people who dont play elves are worth playing with at all
>He's a dwarf fag >And a Warcraftfag Oh, wow, this writes itself. Try to b8 harder next time.
Eli Lewis
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Chase Myers
I know this is bait but how are elves weeaboo?
Elves are a trope of western Tolkienesque fantasy, not anime.
James Barnes
Thats what im looking for! anyone got pics of some dead Elves?
Nathaniel King
>ELVES raped 1400 working class children over several years. The Labour council turned a blind eye to it, a social worker who tried to investigate was fired without cause and her files on the case "mysteriously" vanished from her locked desk drawer. At one point, the father of one of the girls went to their house to make them give his daughter back, only to have the police called on him for disturbing the peace. He was dragged away in cuffs while the rapists taunted him saying "you'll only make it worse for her." Another time, a girl who tried to run away was doused in petrol and threatened with immolation if she didn't comply. The ELVES were eventually caught and charged (soft sentencing) but there were no consequences for the government employees who enabled them. Remember places, traitor's faces. They'll all pay for their crimes.
Oliver Parker
how about you stop trying to defend your Elf Fags and just go away.
Caleb Allen
those filthy Elf fags. if i was there i would fight the system to my death No Elf would have survived. If i was you i would try to find a DM who dosnt loves Elves so much.
Blake Torres
Why is your spelling so random? Sometimes you capitalize the first word in a sentence, most of the time you have punctuation, sometimes not. For whatever reason you capitalize elves and fags.
But thanks for showing the mental capabilities of the average anti-elffag by spelling like a retard.
Thomas Adams
THERE IT IS AGAIN! this pathetic Elf thinks he is with my effort? your nothing more then scum. dont you feel the emphasis im putting on calling you a faggot? Elf Fag. it brings your full attention to the fact that i think you a worthless elf and should be put in your place. GO back to your Slums.
how the fuck do you have Elf that high? and why is Warforged at the top? i can respect Warforged but not put them on TOP of that list.
Jayden Miller
Fuck humans.
Jason Howard
fire
yea i won. fuck elves
Lucas Brown
i just want to leave with one finnal fuck you to elves.
FUCK WEEABOO ELF FAGS!
Cooper Nguyen
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Daniel Diaz
How's it going Virt?
Cameron Lewis
I dislike elves in general. I don't particularly hate them, but I find players who roll elves are usually one of two camps:
>people who aspire to be Legolas in Peter Jackson's LotR >people who want to make the most faggy magic class possible
People who try to roll legolas are hit or miss. Some are obsessed with dumb shit, some just want to play a class that gives them nifty advantages. People who try to roll some mega-fag caster are the worst. These are the types that talk about how much better elf society is than human society and play gender ambiguous characters with a weird combination of ennui and fake happiness.
I guess there are also various rouges and thieves too, but they're objectively faggots by virtue of their class choice, being elves has little to do with it.
Jordan Nguyen
your a very neutral man.
Aiden Ward
You could equally say that people who roll dwarves want to roleplay greedy drunken brutes, people who roll halflings want to be Frodo or that people who roll humans have no imagination and are incapable of roleplaying a nonhuman character.
It's just personal preference.
I like elves portrayed as a fey race with an affinity for nature and the forest or as power hungry masters of arcane magic.
The only type of elf character that I dislike is the "good drow who rebels against his cruel culture and leaves his homeland in the underdark in search of adventure". It's been done to death to the point where there seem to be more good drow than evil ones these days...
Grayson Gomez
I like to think and act pragmatically, I hope it's a good thing. In my playgroup I balance out the murderhobos and shiny paladins.
Benjamin Perry
elves are not human, livestock
Jaxon Hughes
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Lucas White
i love it, but reckless dude.
look at you saying bullshit and being racist then saying how "masterfull and arcanefull your elves are.
Elf scum
James Russell
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Jonathan Lee
ive tried to do the same in my groups by being the paladin and letting them do what they want without letting them murder whole villages or do strait up evil
Austin Thompson
>You could equally say that people who roll dwarves want to roleplay greedy drunken brutes Yup, I'm okay with that. They are what they are and they're generally fun to be around. >people who roll halflings want to be Frodo I never quite understood why people would roll halflings if they aren't neat utility classes, like bards and such. I think that they provide a nice distance for non-metagaming metafuckery. >or that people who roll humans have no imagination and are incapable of roleplaying a nonhuman character. Shamefully, this is me. I'm imaginative, I just a lawful ethics fag and I find it difficult to rationalize going against a human-lead civilization. I haven't particularly played a campaign where humans are a minority, and I think being an orc would be neat, but without deluding myself, I would just want to be an orc so I can smash things good.
>I like elves portrayed as a fey race with an affinity for nature and the forest or as power hungry masters of arcane magic. I like this as well, but as you say later on, most people try to play the grimdark adventurer and elves are a little more complicated to write about. I find they need to be a combination of both, which is why high elves and forest elves should be different things most of the time. In general, I like forest elves, but I can't stand high elves with their pretentious trappings and immortality. How can you use power responsibly if you have no concept of age?
As an aside, do any players you know use funny voices for elves? I have this one guy who speaks in a faggy high-pitch voice every time he rp's as an elf and it's annoying as fuck.
Grayson Brown
I'm pointing out that stereotypes work both ways, autist.
Anthony Hernandez
>just better than humans in every single way >better at fucking up >better at being sluts >better at getting killed
John Price
they're the worst kind of scum
Connor Lewis
>I'm imaginative, I just a lawful ethics fag and I find it difficult to rationalize going against a human-lead civilization Human civilizations are often flawed. Humans are greedy and impulsive, prone to war and easily mislead for short-term gains.
I think the problem with elf civilizations is that they're too perfect. They're good at warfare, magic, art, literature, science, etc... Then inevitably some mage summons a demon that he is unable to control and they all get killed.
Zachary Phillips
Wow look at the faggy snobby scum elf going on about how he isn't shit. Go to hell you trash.
Elves are only played by Fags, cunts, and fuck yards. Get out of here with your elf loving crap. Last i checked most elven cities are ruins from you being shit. Go get raped.
Nicholas Morales
Christ alive, this has got to be one of the most low-effort bait threads I've ever seen.
Please Virt, just go away. I don't even care much for elves, but if I was forced to associate with you then I'd probably play one out of spite.
Nathan Cook
its an elf hate thread come in and hate elves or get out.
your like one of those people that say Veeky Forums is for only gay porn and illegal shit cuz /b/. How about you dont go on /b/? how if you dont go to a gay/rape/cp thread you wont see gay/rape/cp If you dont like elf hate dont go into the elf hate thread.
Nathaniel Jones
Dark Elves/Drow: Cave Niggers
Wood Elves:Tree niggers
High Elves: Shiny stuck-up cunt with a god complex niggers
Any more I missed?
Dylan Powell
>Human civilizations are often flawed. Humans are greedy and impulsive, prone to war and easily mislead for short-term gains. That's what I like. I enjoy being an instrument for someone better. Not everyone is a king, I'm fine being a strong sword for a questionable leader. It makes things dramatic because as much as things can go tragically wrong, sometimes they turn out better than expected.
>I think the problem with elf civilizations is that they're too perfect. That's what I don't like. I don't understand how something that's 10,000 years old doesn't have a super-human understanding of the world, and when they do, I think it's difficult to reconcile their human rational for things. I just find them pedantic and foppish when they should be awe inspiring, like the spaceworm god emperor in dune.
That being said, you have given me an idea for a non-faggy mage who was full of hubris then lost his powers summoning a demon, or something. As a result the few elves that remain are much more powerful by comparison and he's force to humble himself to interact with mortal creatures in order to try and beat the demon. Could be neat.
Thomas King
True. I don't think you missed any sir.
Brayden Lewis
I'm playing King of Dragon Pass and elf woman gave my warriours elfSTD that makes vines grow out of their throats. Good stuff.
Jaxon Brown
your idea but with many less elves would be great. isnt that kinda how the wizzards in LOTR work?
Bentley Brooks
elves are gay. its like people who say a woman with a penis. just a bunch of snobby fags. i dont hate gays just faggots
Joshua Hall
Elves are stuck in their old ways while world change. They think they are hot shit, but they are actually old farts who can only impotently yell at humans to get off their lawn.
Adrian Hall
Elves are literally the worst. they should all be enslaved
Ayden Reed
What setting are you talking about?
Lucas Torres
It's Marcille time!
Aiden Walker
I'm in general. That's usually how it rolls. Young mortal upstarts solve everything because because elves are too inert.
Matthew Lee
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Jason Jones
im gana draw so much rape of Marcille if you do. ill draw that bitch dead in so many ways.
i feel posting this anime bitch proves elves are weeaboos
Adrian Baker
look they are weebs!
Jeremiah Martinez
Ya exactly. I think it would be neat if there were a few in each jurisdiction to quarrel between themselves, but essentially the same thing except generally apathetic and pretentious. I'm always impressed by everything Tolkien contributed to literature.
That's hilarious, but you could never get elf-players to agree to that kind of character. They aren't self-aware enough to enjoy pretending to be awesome while everyone is making fun of them.
Zachary Ward
Nope, if it's how it is in general as you said, you should be able to name some. I can only name that's exactly like you described.
Luis Robinson
>I can only name that's exactly like you described. *name one.
Lincoln Garcia
warcraft the elves with there arcane magic LOTR with there old shit and not moving on from there dwarf rasim.
Nathaniel Hughes
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Jaxon Martin
i kinda wana run a campaign like that now. i just need to get my old gang back together.
this guy is a respectable mother fucker
Xavier Barnes
what is this weeaboo elf shit?
Angel Foster
Can't they play the handful of elves who self-aware enough to see the writing on the wall?
Owen Martinez
As fas as I can say warcraft elves don't have a problem with the other races being there and Tolkiens elves are in a sense moving on. They are leaving the world and travel to the west. And no one was talking about racism towards dwarfs.
So, even if we let those count. >2 An astonishing number.
Ian Reyes
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Kevin Harris
Virt wrote at above a 4th grade level.
Matthew King
those 2 are the biggest fantasy setting. and did you not see the hobbit or read the books? those elves where very racist. and running from your problems isnt moving on,
Camden Johnson
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Jordan Scott
wow look at this guy spamming. "look at how childish your being! let me show you how to be childish." Is that really how your going to handle this?
Andrew Clark
>those 2 are the biggest fantasy setting Eh. They are not the only ones.
>those elves where very racist And again nobody was talking about hating a midget race.
>and running from your problems isnt moving on, They are just going home.
Michael Moore
Elf players are nothing but cunts and weeaboo fags
Nathaniel Smith
They could, but that leans towards faggy pretty quick. I thought, in an ideal world, the player would role play the elf straight, as in they pretend to be awesome and talk down to everyone, but slowly becomes more self aware as he has generally hostile encounters. The character wouldn't be weak by any stretch of the imagination, more so he would need to learn to cooperate in order to deal with complex threats he was once capable of pacifying. Think one of those spock-gets-emotions kind of thing, but more pretentious and boastful.
I thought it would be difficult because a player would need to be pretty dedicated in order to make it convincing. I don't think someone who usually plays an elf would want to be made fun of the entire game behind-their-back-but-also-not without spontaneously becoming cool and awesome halfway through the campaign.
Logan Garcia
Go back to school, kid.
Andrew Thompson
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Asher Diaz
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Blake Johnson
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Charles Price
Pic related?
Christopher Jones
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Aiden Martinez
Why do you all hate us Finns! Is it because our beatiful skin color or our pretty pointy ears?