Have you practiced your Necromancy today?

Have you practiced your Necromancy today?

I get to it later later mom, I have a whole eternity to practice.

Maan I remember getting to that level on some maps. Two-three years ingame time. Shit was insaaane. (also being underage fool I still tried spamming direct damage spells)

Wat game?

those power liches will surely help me against this throng of diamond golems

Heroes of Might and Magic 3

Isn't the thing that lets you get liches instead of regular skellies only available in 2nd or 3rd datadisk?

>Have you practiced your Necromancy today?
Naw man, I'm a Thaumaturge. I take necromancers lunch money for greater good.

POST UNDEAD
NOW

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Heroes 3, aka game of the year all years.

Yeah, it's a combo artefact, but one of the easiest to get in-game.

No, because I'm the Artificer who makes all the phylacteries and the legendary armaments that the murderhobos quest for. Liches be bitches, and heroes are zeroes.

None of those suckers realize all my artifacts have kill-switches.

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POST
FOKKEN
UNDEAD

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The eternal question:
Vampires...

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...or liches?

The only carcass I got moving today way my own. I don't think that really counts.

get some calcium, fag

Can vampires have boners?
If yes,vampires
If no,Liches

But in HoMM2 terms Ghosts>rest

Oh? What type are you?

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caffeine zombie

>Ghosts
Fuck those things, seriously. Who the hell did the unit balancing in that game?

Fuck the babushky, seriously!

Not familiar with that type, sorry...

visit your local STEM university during finals

I hate how that design went from "undead warrior with some armour" to Todd McFarlene's Spawn in the last few games.

Seriously what is that bling bling fetish in modern fantasy games, it looks fucking retarded.

I'm scared.

A gift of adderall will placate caffeine zombies. However you can also sell it to them for massive profits.

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nothing to worry about

I like how the whore's arm looks like it has been penetrated fewer times.

Now I'm even more spooked.

1999 > all

1996 = 2006 > All

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best girl

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I fucking love Jiangshis.

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I actually did.

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Heroes 3 liches look swag as fuck.

>muh Ermor
Fucking bonermancers

>best girl
Are you sure?
Definitely?

Dullahans are where it's at, motherfucker. They need to show up in more stuff.

Step up senpai.

Totally. VV might be sexier but has half the personality and Damsel is practically a man.

Agreed.

>but has half the personality
user, that's terrible and you should feel ashamed for making that pun.

Is there any HOMM3 style rpg?

Her voice was pure sex
SO good

You mean Might and Magic 6 and 7?

VV is far more pleasent to listen to though. Good choice of voice actress for the character. I figure VV is probably less likely to get bored and start sleeping around on you too.

>practicing low-tier beta cuck dark arts
>Not going full alpha male and practice demonology or witchcraft
"B-buh muh corpses are my friends" kek, come back when you got sickass demon friends or join orgies with the devils for superpowers cuck-o.

Demonology requires necromancy, m8.
At least in HoM&M4, the only place where it's actually a type of magic.

>sucking devil's cock to do magic
No, thanks.

>A game made by necromancer cucks
No surprise there, pathetic little cunts trying to stand on top of their betters when we're not looking.

At least I had sex with someone willing. Hows that undead "wifu" bitch?

>At least I had sex with someone willing.
Willing to take your soul and rape it for eternity.

>Hows that undead "wifu" bitch?
I have transcended those plebian needs.

Also, daily reminder that Inferno is the weakest town in the game.

I bet you're the sort of fag that wouldn't choose Lady Ophelia.