Sweltering summer day

>sweltering summer day
>playing a role-playing game
>sweat drips off your brow
>the heat presses down upon you
>the GM asks you: "Do you mind if I strip down to my underwear? This heat is killing me."
>GM is a hot MILF
>wears low-cut cleavage every time you play the game
>always offers alcohol
>always injects weird sexual scenes into the game
>is not wearing a bra this time
>white tank-top is slick with sweat
>tfw you realize your GM is trying to seduce you

You turn on the fucking AC

I don't play with poor people

What's his physique like?

>tfw you realise you're in a shitty porno

Ιs the GM female?
>Yes
Spill spaghetti
>No
"I like you, dude, but not that much. You can take your shirt off but pants stay on at all times. Why do we not have a fan, anyway?"

Depends on the group. I play with my close friends and roommates, our house is super hot, so we're all usually just walking around in nothing but shorts anyways.

It'd be weird if you were at like a store or something.

kek

Only if he's around 9% body fat and let's me feel his abs.

Yeah, I'd rather see a near-naked woman than a near-naked man.

I wish it were possible to roll your eyes through text.

>Sweltering summer day
>Playing a role-playing game
>Sweat drips off your brow
>The heat presses down upon you
>The GM states: "The moment you step forward in the arab's direction, he draws out a knife and stares you, with empty unblinking eyes"
>The sun keeps heating your forehead, the sand melts under its imposing fire
>There is a revolver in your right pocket

What do you do?

>Wow this sexist homophobic heteronormative white cis scum likes naked women, how problematic

Kill yourself fampai

>Fampai

You should both kill yourselves.

Was shooting the arab ever a wrong choice?

Immediately drop panties and roll to seduce, as always.

Didn't say any of that. I'd expect the sheltered 14 year old to put words in others mouths though.

All I'm saying is you're a fucking embarrassment because the thought of a guy being getting hot and taking his shirt off would likely inspire you to say 'whoa, I ain't gay bruh' and start vaping everywhere

I see what you did there.

pls keep your fetishes to yourself dude

Who touched you as a child to cause you to end up so insecure?
Uncle or daddy?

"Yes, I mind"
Unless it's a woman. In that case why am I even fucking playing with a woman?

pls keep your fetishes to yourself, dude

>why am I even fucking playing with a woman?

Playground arguments.

pls. fetishes. yourself.

He can't help it, he's progressive.

Pity and mourn and despise his passing.

>Watch in horror as 200 pound obese monstrosity remove the only gateway between the normal world and the realm of absolutely disgusting stank
Fuck no.

Dude(tte) we are playing online, wear whatever the hell you like, why should I care what you are wearing... or not as the case may be...

Unrealistic. GM is Australian and impervious to anything under 110 degrees. If he's stripping down, I'm going home.

Of course, on the swing side of that, he's ripped and 9/10, so I'm not exactly opposed.

I like this idea.

>impervious to temperatures beyond boiling point of water
I call bullshit.

Fahrenheit ya ponce

You are an evil person.

>being this obtuse
Fine. The only time I've ever seen or heard him remark on or be effected by the ambient temperature was inside the lab where he worked, at a sweltering 48C. I pointed it out and got a single "Yeah, bit hot".

Let's relocate somewhere with some A/C.

>I'm a fucking skeleton with fire resistance
>Not even in game, I weigh 160lbs and am 6' 5'' while preferring my thermostat to be at 90F+
>My DM is a very pretty man
>One of the other players has been less than subtle that he and his girlfriend want a threesome with the DM

I sit back and laugh, lie about my AC being broken, and lie about the windows being painted shut. This will be nothing less than a very entertaining session.

>him preferring to see a girl strip down makes him a dude-bro asspie

It feels like I'm saying this more and more un-ironically as the days go by, but, Kill Yourself.

If the days are going by and your on /tg you go kill yourself

Obviously it matters. If a guy wants to strip down, of course not. There's some social decency to be observed. If a woman wants to strip down, I might at least be able to see how her tits look in a bra, which is worth the awkwardness. And she might be trying, in a roundabout way, to fuck me. Which is always good.

So yes to female GM (if she's moderately attractive) no to male GM.

Considering that my GM is a twelve year old girl? I tell her to just put on something lighter, and get her mom to bring out ice drinks.

>Taking off your shirt is less homo than removing your pants

Considering that my boyfriend is the DM, and the group is just me and my friends, I'd totally be for it.

"I mean i'd prefer it if you'd put on some basketball shorts but ultimately I don't give that much of a shit so long as you don't get up from the table afterwards. You may want to see what the others have to say about it though."

>my GM is a twelve year old girl
Am I to assume that she's the actual GM's sister or daughter and doing a one shot? Because if not then i'm actually somewhat impressed if a twelve year old of this generation can actually run a campaign.

"As long as you don't mind me doing the same."
Summer is no-pants time.

>Because if not then i'm actually somewhat impressed if a twelve year old of this generation can actually run a campaign.
you should be more impressed that has the discipline to not encourage the striptease