Jumpchain CYOA Thread #863: Scam of the Century Edition

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All arachnophobes should be required to choose Drow as their race in Forgotten Realms.

Holy shit that was fast.
I mean, I'm not complaining, but wow.

Here it is. Everything in here is open to discussion that isn't 'can I use Cartoon Physics to survive a nuke being dropped on me' or something similar. I'm open to suggestions for perks and updates.

Freak out in a plausible fashion, I suppose? Not sure what you're after here. If you have a phobia and you haven't done anything about it, you still have a phobia. Enjoy the heebie-jeebies!

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT. IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME. ME. I WAS JUMPCHAIN.

EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT.

Just dealt with it if I had no other option.
I made sure to grab a few willpower and no fear perks early on, so I only had to deal with it for like ten jumps, really.

crux pls

You should probably learn to deal with your fears very, very quickly. Otherwise it ain't gonna be pretty.

Or it'll turn out something like the Saw movies and you'll make for an interesting five minute death scene.

Could I use cartoon physics to pull of the dancing frog act?