Settlers of Catan

Can we get a catan thread going?

Only if you can think of something to talk about.

game's shit, bruh
/thread

like you then

I like it when I role 8's

What is the best resource and why is it sheep.

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>I am so old

This, holy fuck. I can't understand why people enjoy playing this garbage

do you have any expansions?

>not ore

its like you dont want largest army

>I dont have fun friends
>Ive never played settlers of the hood
>wheat = weed, ore = crack, bricks = heroin, wood = coke, sheep = hoes
>drink for each resource you pull
>make everyone finish their drink when a VP is scored
>talk like niggers

>This game is totally fun guys! You just have to make up your own retarded rules to play by!

>on Veeky Forums
>no imagination

wooooooowww

I'm dead sure I've read in the rulebook of some old edition that when a player wins the game all other players shall cheer the winner with "ALL HAIL THE LORD OF CATAN!"

Do you even Catan, bro?

I can do just that with sheriff of notingham, and have an infinitely better time than playing catan.

>make your customs delcaration please
>no hablo ingles, señor

>itt: people without monumentous auras

I really enjoy the game personally. Ive played with many good players too. My personal favorite strategy was going for longest road and we had a homebrew rule that if you place all the roads down in the longest possible road first you would keep the card indefinetely.

It was a great game, and id love to start plAying again

What do you think of love?

>cue mighty morphing power rangers theme
>except right now I can't remember how it goes, and have a strange cross of teenage mutant ninja turtles (80s show), and power rangers lost galaxy themes clashing for dominance in my noggin