The Official MTG Snowstorm Thread

Me? Naahhh. I'm fine like wine.

My dad however...

Dragon horns behind her head.

Nahiri = Bolas confirmed

I wasn't aware that wine was made of ash on Innistrad.
Don't worry, I'm popular enough that they won't kill me.

Chill out, brah... lay a patch and blow some smoke, because I'm gonna lay down some beats and cream...

>13 posts in and it's mostly roleplaying

Well, this is not off to a promising start.

So for a topic...

Your flake can have one small animal (or artifact creature similar to one) from any plane as a pet that they can take with them on their journeys. What is it?

>Remes
No. It'll only get in the way and cost him the element of stealth.
>Cala
Already runs around with summoned devils.
>Jakrol
Oh god, no. He can not be trusted with another living thing.
>Winifred
I dunno, maybe a black cat or something? Without looking at her backstory and just her style, she is a very stereotypical, Halloween witch.

You're dreaming. I'm far more popular. Just look up all the porn of me.

And look what happened.

But you can choke on dem ashes, bitch.

CHOKE. ON. THEM.

>Gaia
Pic related.

>Belagir
An enchanted moth roughly the size of a dog.

>Spider Mom
1 million spiders.

>Razorcock
Your soul.

Your Walker shit.
Make more oil.

Phyrexia will come out
tomorrow
bet your oil drop
that tomorrow,
all will be one

Just thinkin' about
Phyresis
It'll clear away the flesh
and weakness
'til there's none!

When I'm stuck on a plane
That's gray,
And fleshy,
I just flay some skin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

Phyrexia will come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta flay on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I'll compleat ya, tomrrow!
It's only
A day
A way!

Belloski user here. I'm honestly surprised and proud that Belloski is so popular. Sorry for not being around more often, but I have been busy as hell recently.

I think having a weird little myr following around Karas would be funny. Itd bring him small trinkets and probably take some commands from him, but itd probably do its own thing for the most part and just show up to dick around with him.

He's fun as hell to write. I finished the dialog for the story he's in last night. Tomorrow or the night after I'll finish the other paragraph bits. Or I'll put it off more.

Fuck.

Multi-Flake Anons:
All of your flakes are in a room together. What kinds of interactions are probably happening?

Spider mom tries to eat Belagir. Belagir uses his charming magic as a bard to pacify her. She's enthralled and listens to him play. Gaia and Razorcock are having a lovely cup of tea together.

Jorge and Anna fight
Starke and the Cathar share war stories
Hondick tries to share war stories but doesn't have any.

Remes and Cala could probably talk about the particulars of artifacts with magical properties, but he is off-put by how much energy that she has and he can't seem to keep the conversation topic locked down for too long.

Winifred is listening in on their conversation and chiming in every now and then to get Cala to switch topics, then giggles to herself, just because she think it's funny that Remes is being flabbergasted. She's probably also drinking some very, very bitter tea, because that's how I imagine she would like it.

Jakrol is drinking something a little more alcoholic, and then gets bored after a while and attacks Remes. Remes, being somewhat of a coward, planeswalks away. Jakrol then turns to Cala, because he'd be curious about how a half-devil bleeds. Winifred thinks that Jakrol is being quite rude and helps Cala duel him until he can't handle the two of them anymore and he leaves. After resting up and talking about enchantments with Winifred, Cala gets a random idea and leaves, just leaving Winifred there.

They're gonna save Nahiri? Right? I don't know what Sorin would do if he had to kill her.

I will try and post some writefagging tomorrow, don't die in the meantime.

you can't tell me what to do

She dead, jim

She better die, she really deserves it.

Bleh. This epic is becoming a mind rot.

It's probably going to end up being 5 chapters long.
o__o

She's going to get the Venser treatment.

Dead then revived by Phyrexia

She's going to get the vampire waifu'd treatment. Just you wait and see.

Is it a long story about how people with names on an anonymous image board keep being upset about the death of an imaginary winged-lady?

The cutest.

Only partially. :3

>implying she did anything wrong
>implying she won't remind Sorin how them trapping the Eldrazi destroyed entire civilizations
>he'll be like "well, that's fair I suppose"

>Sorin did this to my world so I'm going to do this to his world, it's not like non-planeswalkers have feelings so this is all okay.

That's hilariously childish and stupid, just because your world got fucked up doesn't mean you destroy another out of spite. Nahiri is by definition massively evil and a bitch.

To be fair, kneecapping Sorin and bashing his head in wouldn't be exactly equivalent. Is it bad, yes.
Is it worse than what Sorin and Ugin did? No, not really.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Especially when you have near godlike powers.

Beating the shit out of Sorin is one thing. Killing a plane is another.

>Two wrongs don't make a right. Especially when you have near godlike powers.
Tell that to Urza and Yawgmoth

I'm pretty sure the only people she killed tus far were the Vampires. So, there's that.

Also, she might just be drawing Emrakul to Innistrad so that they can finish their work and rid the multiverse of the Eldrazi once and for all.

Let's put it this way, if she didn't do all this, Emrakul would just be on some other plane fucking it up and resulting in everything dying until the plane itself was barren and lifeless.

Yeah, one is showing him why he should have helped her on Zendikar instead of shoving her into literal hell for hundreds of years, the other is beating the shit out of him.

And just like the both of them, Nahiri will die.

>but my Avacyn

I personally wish she's priming Innistrad for a Phyrexian invasion. I know it's not gonna happen, but it would be one way to ensure that Innistrad gets fucked hard.

Orobably wasn't Nahiri. It was probably Emrakul. You know, the Titan of Corruption?

You act like Phyrexians are anything comparable to Emrakul.

>but muh Nahiri
>dindu nothin
>Sorin's a bastard
>All of innistrad should die
>cause muh Nahiri a dindu

>One was defeated by the power of friendship
>The other is the literal physical manifestation of death

I'd say they're on par at least in terms of how fucked their enemies are.

That actually applies to both the Pyrexians and the Eldrazi.

Phyrexia wasn't defeated by friendship. It was defeated by a level of spite that could power the Thran Empire

I guess so.

Yeah, because the Coalition isn't the exact same as the Jacetice League.

> collection of mismatched and unique beings
> coming together to fight an ancient evil
> to protect not only the plane they are on
> but, to protect the entire multiverse from said evil
> all relying on the power of forged artifacts to aid them
> and being led by a blue All Powerful Mage that doesn't make the best decisions
> and they use the power of their friendship to vanquish the ancient evil
Yeah... Totally not the exact same. *sarcasm just in case you didn't get that*

I don't remember the part where Jace joined the Eldrazi and killed all the other walkers

Falls under bad decisions.

She's still killing dozens to hundreds of people by proxy through the angels, which she is doing purely out of spite.

The multiverse is very different now. I'm curious as to how they would even leave New Phyrexia.

There are some implications, from what I recall, that Jin-Gitaxis is already working on jaunting technology, which would allow non-planeswalkers to move across planes.

As Venser was also working on this technology, if they harvested his brain it might mean Jin-Gitaxis has a breakthrough way earlier than would normally be possible.

If it's keikaku doori enough, Tezzeret might also be ordered by Bolas to help in that regard.

Uh, more like thousands. I don't think Avacyn and the angels have killed too many people themselves but they've caused the humans to follow their lead and the inquisitions have been really bad.

How viable is a Planar Overlay now adays?

Not. Rath was made not only in a specific way, but in a specific planar location solely to be able to overlay onto Dominaria - it wasn't some big teleport spell, but the two planes doing artificially what Alara went through with the Conflux.

What, you mean like when they invaded Dominaria from Rath? That junk had so much backlash when they did that, and it took so many particulars. It wasn't even that viable when it happened, even less so now that there's no one running around that's basically a god to plan it.

I'd be interested to see how you'd handle her in a writefagging, but as it stands she does not have enough detail or depth to make her stand out amongst the other oldwalkers. Granted, this is true for all flakes until they are expanded upon. While a part of me is hesitant about worldsouls having sparks, I am interested in seeing how you would handle it or explain it.

Speaking of which. Does anyone have any ideas floating around at the moment for writefagging? I'm pretty bored right now and could use something to do.

o__o

I just literally finished up a flake that you can work with if you wanna.

And her full pic.

Watch out though. She's a cold-hearted bitch.

>Pro Phyrexian Walkers exist

This makes me want to make a stupidly sexy flake. Would give bit more fire to the oddly sexless universe of MtG.

But I also have done so little work on my already created flake so I really dont want to.

I feel the same way. 'Ve already made two flakes in between my writefagging. And it's becoming absurd. It's like I need something different to write about in between writing.

Is that weird? o__o

I dont know. I just feel like folks should flesh out their original flakes first. So I am doing just that.

Or am not doing since my flake-creativity has died.

>This makes me want to make a stupidly sexy flake
Have you checked the repo? We've already got quite a few of those.

The flakes in repo might be good waifu material, but sexy? Not really.

Is Ice Queen Reine the first overtly sexy flake?

>not thinking Mortemalo is sexy as fuck

I wouldn't call her "overtly sexy", but if her art is to go by, she has a degree of sexiness that previously made flakes dont have.

Of course her story doesnt really mention sexuality being a part of her. I'm just going by the art.

This is very much true. I wanted her to be visually appealing, but personally apathetic.

I'm not entirely sure what I could have her do, she kind of seems really mean, I guess she could work as a villain?

The original artwork of Serena is sexual to an almost obscene degree, though I'm still not sure I'd count it as 'sexy' I think that would depend on preference, either way I prefer the one drawn in this thread even if it's not finished.

If I did the sexy flake, they would be something to that degree, yes. Though I also remember the response to that artwork and how everyone considered it creepy, so might be better that I dont even bother.

Also have to specify, not just using sexy artwork, making the character about sexuality too.

She is a meanie. But, that doesn't mean you can't have a villain as your protagonist. Perhaps on one of her journeys away from her kingdom, she is put in one of those positions where she has to protect someone. Perhaps someone is being chased and hides behind her. Then her new friend has a continuous case of "won't piss off syndrome". And this leads her to a journey of self discovery and learning how to be compassionate and empathetic.

That's just my take on it, anywho. If you want to use her in a story, you can do it as you like. Protagonist or not.

Like Merik? :3

>guy

Ewww.

You know girls and gay guys find guys to be sexy too. o__o

Yeah, unfortunately the only other pic I have of her is outright porn so I can't post it here, the quality is much better though and I'll never turn down free art.

I don't really find many of the male flakes attractive, maybe that's just me. That wimpy looking Vampire certainly doesn't do anything for me though.

Its called a joke.

Merik himself just doesnt appeal to me, in specific, sexually.

Sexy is a matter of opinion. Define sexy.

>Yeah, unfortunately the only other pic I have of her is outright porn

Drop that shit to imgur. Lets see flake porn.

Something I brought back. o__o

Just like every Eldrazi death is Sorin's fault because Nahiri wasn't there to repair the eye.

Sorin went there to try and salvage shit and things were only in danger in the first place because Bolas willed it to be so.

Nahiri enslaved a ton of sentient beings that had never wronged her and forced them, against their will, to slaughter thousands of innocent people who had never wronged her because she was mad at Sorin.

Or so you claim.

What about her attitude is white or blue? Blue is the pursuit of perfection through knowledge, white seeks peace through structure. What about her attitude embodies either of those traits? All she has done is gained the power of her parents through killing them and has proceeded to abuse her power in a similar fashion to her parents. If anything, she comes across as mono-black with her ambition and self-interest.

In addition to this, Kaldheim is a canon plane that we know nothing about and on a subjective level, I feel uncomfortable seeing someone claim the entire plane as the property of their snowflake.

I'm not expecting any of this criticism to be heeded though so this is the only post I'll make on the subject and I won't respond to any replies.

I did claim sexiness.

I deny your claim.