My My!

That's a very nice planet you have here. It would be a shame if someone DESPOILED it.

Get back to bed, Ezekyle.

You've tried several time already, but you have failed each time. How do you plan to do better this time?

You'll have it if your arms stay on long enough to tear it from our cold dead hands, heretic.

Rest assured that we are ARMED and ready. How about you?

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#BlackLegionMatters

Good luck finding your arms

It's called a maiden world. You aren't one.

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Make way for a real chaos lord.

Dear Abby,
Be sure to stop and smell the roses.
-Your pal,
U.E. Creed

Not today, Heretic.

Oh yeah, you and what arms?

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Why thank you for offering! It's a week past the experation date, and it spoiled something awful.

>still posting lolnoarms
>in the current year

"No matter what you have heard regarding his tyrant's ways, [Abaddon]
cares nothing for unquestioning servitude among his inner elite, nor
does he value loyalty that can be bought. What matters to him, what
matters to his armies, are the bonds of brotherhood. In an empire that
exiled us, in a haven that hated us, and in the shadows of fathers who
failed us, Abaddon offered [Legionnaires] ... something pure."
- ADB, Talon of Horus

Mm No,I think not.

A change in leadership is in order.

You can't despoil my planet because nobody has spoiled it yet.

COME GET SOME

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Yeah, we all know how that ended for you.