Stat Me

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I didn't know Blizzard made Protoss models for Legacy of the Void.

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Weapon Skill: :^)
Balistic Skill: Markerlight
Strength: benis
Toughness: Not shit
Wounds: Yes
Initiative: XDD
Leadership: Maybe
Armor: 4+ bandana-save

WS3, BS5, S3, T3, W2, I3, Ld8, Sv5+

Heightened stats over standard blueberries because he's not wearing half of his armour and is posing, so he's obviously an important character on some level.

En taro adun

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
WS2
BS3
S3
T3
I2
A1
LD7
Sv4+

wargear: pulse pistol, lazy photoshop "paint"job

cyfer owlbear now?

oh, are we pretending the paintjob isn't real, now?

Make that two pulse pistols because he's got one in the other hand, and so can benefit from the gunslinger rules. Photo grenades also come standard on these guys now, as does the supporting fire rule.

I'd actually consider his Sv to be 5+ since he's armored more like a Pathfinder than a Fire Warrior. And as a character he probably gets A2 and Ld8 at least. Everything else is fine, though.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>pretending
Get your eyes checked, dude. I've seen good paintjobs. I've seen good photoshop jobs.

That is neither.

OP is a fag. Stat me instead.

Pretty good.

Kills bees with gun tricks/10

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Did he piss his pants?

Tau seem like they'f be naturally shit at 'gunslinging' for the same reason the are shit at melee combat, in comparison to their normal marksmanship tactics

They probably would be shit at gunslinging.

But wait! there's more.

That paint job is 100% photoshopped.