Greetings human. I see you are going on a quest and could use some protection...

>Greetings human. I see you are going on a quest and could use some protection. In exchange I want a third of whatever riches we find.

>What do you say?

I politely thank her for her offer and tell her my hat got it covered already.

Give me a 4th of you bugina and it's a deal.

>But you're so fucking small.

Can't you see I am busy purchasing an elf slave?!

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Id ask her to demonstrate her power

Okay, but can you sheathe your weapons already? It makes me feel a little antsy

"/d/ is that way."

Why do you have boobs?

What is this? A quest for ants?

Sure, you can come with us. We're staying in a motel before we go on an adventure, though.

You... you're alright.

"you may not be aware miss, but your crossbow there seems to be missing a string and is badly bent on one of it's struts, you might want to go get that fixed and re-approach me"

Sure. Can't be any worse than the kraken who made the same deal. Well, almost the same deal, but the bug didn't mention anything about getting married.

I eat it. Literally.

Exoskeletons just scream pink soft delicious to me. meat.

>Uh, you might wanna reconsider your loadout. I'm pretty sure a Level IV vest stops crossbow bolts.
>No, that "metal beast" won't hurt you.
>I told you to plug your antennae!
>Whadayamean your rucksack's heavy? It's only sixty pounds!
>BullSHIT this isn't money! You got a problem with Benjamin Franklin, sister?!
Sounds like dead weight. She should leave the front while her thorax is still intact.

/thread

>Whadayamean your rucksack's heavy? It's only sixty pounds!
>Ants
>Trouble carrying things

Bang bang.

>Monstergirls don't belong in Veeky Forums fantasy

Let me give you nomenclature
Of your inhuman insect nature,
Your assistance's not required,
And your welcome is expired.

If you will just reconsider,
For my riches do not glitter,
I am dealing in the rainbow,
Colors of the light and shadow,

While I'm bearing no malice,
You have failed to break the ice,
If you still wish for close contact,
Or perhaps performing sex act,
You can meet me on short notice,
And you will - that's my prognosis.'

We shall have enchanting evening,
Full of steaming sex and pleasing,
I'm not a xenophobe,
And Jack Harkness taught me lot,
So adieu, and bonsoir,
We shall meet in bodoir.

Peace, bitch, the bard is out.
>does a 360 and moonwalks away

Why does an Ant of all things have tits?

Bitch probably isn't even a queen.

>Fuck you, you don't exist in this setting. It is last time I drank a potion past its Best Before

All workers are female.

Only the drones are male.

Technically all the workers should be prepubescent since they can't actually give birth even though they are female.

How do you have hair?

Underrated post

Do I have any chance of knowing what I'm getting into..?
Let me guess,'to make you human again...

>not knowing how fingernails and hair works in humans
Why not?

lots of bugs have hair dumdum

Whats her size? If shes big enough, I slowly seduse hwr and get a fuck buďy companion. Chitinous sapients are hot as fuck when not covered in hair.

A third of our findings is rather greedy, young lady. Beside, most of what I hope to found belongs to a museum.

Cute insect boys when?


my boner doesn't care that most all ants are females

But user, the difference is so minimal! I dont even know if ants have dicks!

Do spiders count?

Fuck off.

Yes, yes they do


I want to join in on the /D/-lite

then fuck off to /d/, you insufferable fucknut.

>most ant girls are lolis
Nice.

Nope. A third is too high. Speak to one of my recruiting sergeants for a more reasonable offer.

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