ITT: Stupid shit your PCs do

ITT: Stupid shit your PCs do.

>Drow assassin player robs Dragonborn monk of his last two gold pieces.
>Dragonborn player is fairly new and decides that his character knows he stole the gold when he does not.
>Kicks down the Drow's door and begins to assault him.
>Guards come in and throw his ass in jail for attempted murder.
>Drow ask the druid if he can borrow two dragonfire flask.
>The druid being neutral just shrugs and hands them over.
>Drow torches the Dragonborn in his cell and he dies.
>Same session we get him a new character. A half orc ranger.
>They tell him to walk up to this warband and distract them while the rest of the party dispatches the orc sentries on the cliffs above.
>Immediately stabs lead orc and they throw down in an honor duel.
>Gets decapitated after 3 rounds of combat.

Two deaths in one session. A good night.

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>trusting the drow

Shit GM detected.

>Shit GM detected.
I didn't tell them to trust him.
I bet you railroad your PCs fgt.

>an unknown just airdropped and killed the last enemy of the PCs
>doesn't look like anything they've ever seen, the tech is radically different
>PCs call the boss man to see what he knows
>doesn't look like anything he's ever seen
>they try communicating with it in a multitude of languages
>nothing
>it's just standing there
>looking at them
>one player thinks it might not be hostile
>another much louder player knows it's hostile
>because his parents were military
>so this means he knows tactics and procedure
>or something
>rest of group falls in with him because he's louder and that makes him right

>Because I'm louder I'm right

i shit you not, this is how most of the NPC's in my game die

I don't think I want to play with these guys.

always safer to assume something IS hostile than to assume it ISN'T.

if only my players were that careful.

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Now, to be fair, they DID touch artyom in a very private place as a child.

It's hostile.

So he killed it.