Dear Veeky Forums

Dear Veeky Forums
Would you sex an orc woman?

I count three threads like this made in a short time. This is not okay.

No, because I'm not lesbian.
As for an orc male, it would depend of the setting. If it's 40k orcs, no, because taht would basicaly be a horrible, painful death sentence.
If it's the modern "noble savage" trend orc, sure. Strong, dominant, powerful males are attractive.

If you had to pick between Hellscream and Durotan, wich one?

The age of elves is declining, the era of orcs has come

Durotan looks like a fat samoan warrior.
Hellscream is far too brutish, but that's still the best pick of the two.

Would you also have sex with a silverback gorilla?

They're pretty strong and dominant.

Well, atleast he isnt Kargath

>2 inches

>They're pretty strong and dominant.
With a 6cm penis.

OOC or IC

Yes.

Both

So you're saying you'd fuck a gorilla if it had a bigger dick?

Anyone who unironically says they would sex an orc has issues.

I know most of you are fat neckbeards but have some fucking standards.

Your standards are not everybody's standards,
if i could slam some strong green pussy i'd do it.

I sexed the closest human equivalent so I don't see why not.

Sure some people will have sex with dogs or obese women so I'm sure there are people with an orc fetish out there.

Just as long as you recognise that you're fucked up in the head and don't bring that shit to the tabletop we're fine.

>not lesbian
What are you, gay?

Whoa son,
i dont think im fucked up in the head, but i can understand that it's not everybody's cup of tea, so i would not bring it up unless asked about it

i may like strange things, but im not socially retarded

I'm sorry, but wanting to have sex with an orc is equivalent to wanting to have sex with an animal.

Do you think people who are into bestiality are fucked up in the head?

Some orcs are just green people
what's wrong with green people?

>Some orcs are just green people

Which ones?

The orcs in Middle Earth look like burn victims and the orcs in early D&D are half-man half-pig.

Even Warcraft's orcs have fucking tusks! How are you not repulsed by this? I'm genuinely curious.

They're green

>Orc
+Muscular
-Green
-Smelly
-Ugly
-Leathery skin
-Fangs
-Rape men

>Brown elf amazons
+Muscular
+Brown
+Smell like woodland herbs
+Beautiful
+Silky smooth skin that nicely contrasts with the rockhard muscle below it
+White, straight teeth
+Kidnap men, marry them, strip away their inhibitions and tenderly love them over and over and over

>implying that you would have a choice around a horny ork
That being said
>yes

let me fix that for you

Orcs are generally of human or near-human intellect. The problem with bestiality is the animal can't give consent. An orc can.

Kill yourself and take your headcanon with you.

>Orcs are generally of human or near-human intellect
They're considerably less intelligent than humans. They're intellectually on par with chimps.

>The problem with bestiality is the animal can't give consent
That's not the only problem with bestiality user. Jesus I hope you're just memeing.

Orcs are sentient, bro
they have art and religion, as well as forms of expression
Elfs arent even strong,
and maybe i like the smell of dirt

Quoting Prince: "You dont have to be beautifull to turn me on"

where do you think you are?
Veeky Forums is the most promiscuous after /d/

>Grom
>Kargath
>But no Kilrogg

He was canonically in the first wave. I don't understand how they found time and resources to put in two non-canonical chiefs as extras with no lines but NOT MOTHERFUCKING BEST CHIEFTAIN WHO WAS ACTUALLY THERE.

I'm willing to give Grom a pass because he's an extremely famous character, but fucking Kargath is basically 'irrelevant: The character'.

Green jesus would not approve of this.

I like futa as much as the next /d/eviant,
but im talking bout prime orc pussy

But he was there, you just didnt see him
First in gul'dans tent in the background when blackhand was punished

and again in the final battle, whe Gul'dan yells at his orcs to kill Lothar, he stares grommash and kargath in the face

True i barely recognised him, but he is there, just look for a pale, allmost white looking orc with long back hair and 4 tusks

and ofc his bladed fist

>Brown elf amazon
-morons call them drow
-will never be as hot as a drow
-will never be as cute as a reformed drow
-boring skin tone already present in human women
+cute ears

yes

>brown elf
>basically human with fucked up ears

Yes

nice

Because normal human a boring?
You know,I'm starting to get a disturbing feeling that you're implying that you want to fuck 3DPD.

>"leathery skin" and tusks are bad now
>green is worse than nigger colour
>literal anime
>amazons "marrying"

Have you guys ever had sex with a real woman?

Srs question.

Why would I?

no, have you?

Does thrusting a longsword through their chest cavity count as sex, or is it murder?

It's guro.So yes.

murder, silly

I dunno... because it's your biological imperative as a human being maybe?

Yes.

>-boring skin tone already present in human women
Brown skin with caucasian features and light eyes is a lot less common though.

Then what are you doing here?

When did it become my choice?

I like elves and dragons of course.

Having sex doesn't suddenly cure your nerdiness.

breh , it was just a joke (and not even a good one)
have mercy

But can you murder a subhuman?

>-Rape men
1) Rape is a part of warfare, as consequence of "to the winners, the spoils", as a way to bond an unit, as a way to terrorise the ennemy, and as a way to reward poorly paid troops. Orks are no different than humans in that regard.
2) A lot of us have non-con fetishes. It's one of the most common female fantasy.

Rape should be part of daily life. How else are you gonna prevent a peasant uprising or a rebel faction usurping the throne? Only through rape, peace is possible.

I'm failing to follow you. Could you please expand?

Magical realm.