After spending all spells and losing all your weapons (the GM was an asshole)...

After spending all spells and losing all your weapons (the GM was an asshole), you are about to face an ancient beholder, he's just a few rooms of the dungeon away. You can't afford any delay - fortunately, you found a chest with those two items:
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How do you fare?

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Air potion of magical speed fortification;
Bronze orb of gnomish undeath.

metal flute of all-powerful liches;
sapphire guitar of invicible destiny change.

I won the game.

Ghost sapphire wand of dwarven giants enhancement;

berserker bone dice of dark hexes.

"Dwarven Giants"...so...humans? anyway it sounds like it gives you giants strength or some shit.

And dark hexes sound good. I think i'll survive a round.

Joke on the GM, I use natural weapons!
But to play the game:
>paper rope of all-powerful elves;
>sapphire flute of ancient liberation.
Obliviously I use the flute to enchant the rope and probably do nothing useful against a beholder.

>Glittering parchment dice of evil light;
>oil talisman of endless undeath change.

Time to roll up some evil skeleton magic.

>ghost wooden shard of tiny sound blasting;
>bone gambeson.
Well alright, that's like +1AC and uh... I can blast some tiny sounds. For ghosts. Time to reroll.

Stone gambeson;
decent bronze wand of all-powerful earth explosion.

Indestructible crossbow
Foolish diamond bomb of world destruction

I think this speaks for itself, really

> shard of blessed alteration;
> druidic bronze sword of responsibility.
Ok, a bronze sword is probably not that great, but I guess I have to try...
I'm going to crush my enemies under the weight of responsibility!