The best way to "befriend" with elves thread

Post and or share your best ways, methods and theories on how to befriend or even make romance with the sharp-ears. I guess one could even post that screencap of that other list of how to be prosperous with elves.

C'mon teeg, y'all love discussing and talking smack about elves.

Do something to protect nature or forest critters.

I go to Greenpeace rallies just to hit on elven bitches.

Who cares? Just rape them.

They come around in the end.

Can we talk about traditional games instead? I just know that this thread will be erp in just ten posts. And ebin memes like that one above my post.

>sharp-ears

Is this supposed to be an insult?
That's literally a compliment.

Are you some sort of ultra-retard?
>makes the same shitty thread a thousand times over

Oh god, I'm sorry, I thought you were just pretending. I didn't mean to call you a retard.

Sorry.

>ten posts
>ten

You're optimistic.

Eww, what, fucking elves? That's disgusting and you should feel ashamed. Knife-ears are to be erradicated, you shouldn't grant them the privilege of being fucked by a human and producing hybrid abominations.

Well I'd say we can befriend the knife-ears and make allies with them with a little help with HFY courtesy from the previous elf thread about a week ago:

It's still shit and will forever be shit.

Seconding this. Also, am I the only one in this thread who would pay 5 bucks to see OP get raped by niggers?