Everyone is John oneshot running

Everyone is John oneshot running. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John
Choose a name, Obsession and two specialties (can be anything as long as they're not too unspecific). Put your Obsession in spoilers, and don't look at other players Obsession.

Game will start if I get three players.

Spoiler: John dies at the end

John comes too with a start.
He is behind a bar, dressed as a bartender. A bored student wearing headphones is in front of you, asking for a pint. The conversation from around the bar mingles together into a low buzz, giving John a headache. Three rowdy young men are standing around a pool table. The dartboard in the corner is unattended.

John doesn't remember how he got here.

Bump

Bump 2

Name: Stooge
Obsession: Level 2, Getting beat up/losing fights
Specialty #1: Provoking people
Specialty #2: Picking pockets

Name:Balthios
Obsession:Level Two, Leap from one building to another
Specialty 1:Persuading people
Specialty 2:Sneaking

putting on a name just so I can keep track of myself

Actually, I don't think I can play like this, can I change my character(voice?) sheet real quick?

Name: Richard
Obsession: Level 2, winning fights
Specialty 1: Weapons handling
Specialty 2: Driving

Fuck sorry guys I'd given up on this and hadn't checked. I'm still available if you're still here.

"Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey!" the student snaps at you. "Are you going to give me my drink?" pointing at the glass in your hands.

What do you do?